Author's Note: Yet again, No Author's Note. Surprised? Yet again?

Allus: Don't mess up the storyline Yet again, Ok?

Black Mage: When could you read the Author's Note?

Allus: What's that?

Black Mage: Oh, Just a coincidence...

Dorga: Now go!

They Go'd.

Black Mage: Smooth, Author.

Gale: I've noticed something...

Alf: What?

Gale: Dorga's a Teacher? Of Magic that can destroy the World if used properly?

Black Mage: Ayup.

Back with Dorga...

Dorga: Aww, Dangit! I forgot to make it so they can go underwater with their Airship! Meh, They can do something stupid to beat the place instantly! I'm so smart. And That Mage guy was right... I do Talk a lot! You're probably constantly scrolling to the left more and more and probably thinking, "Dang, how much more can this screen scroll?" Well... Now I'll tell myself a story. Back whe-

OKAY! Back with the Light Warriors!

Nero: Dudes, Another Record!

Gale: What?

Nero: The Old Dude! He broke the record of most words in a sentence!

Alf: What's the new score?

Nero: 76 Words!... And he wasn't done!

Alf and Gale: WOAH!

Black Mage: Woah-hoh, Not even The Water Crystal Pointing out all the reasons we shouldn't be Light Warriors can top that!

Gale: I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad...

Nero and Alf: Same...

Black Mage: Eh... What the heck's at the end of that Temple Anyway? Usually someone tells us what we have to get or do.

(Gulp) Back with Dorga...

Dorga: The End. Wait... Dargh! Why am I so forgetful nowdays? Those Shiny Do-gooder-Kids were supposed to go to the Temple of Time to get Noah's Lute to wake up Unne! Now, You're probably wondering, "Who's Noah?" "What's a Lute?" Or, "Are you gonna talk more again?" Any of those 3. Come on, Pick one.

Phew... Now with the L.W's...

Red?: Hey! That's MY catchphrase!

Blue: Sucks we didn't get to be those...

Red: Yup.

(Sigh) Whatever, Now with the Light Warriors...

Gale: How the heck do we get in there?

Black Mage: Usually someone tells us how to get into places or give us something in order to...

With Dorga...

Dorga: ...

Well?

Dorga: What? I already said I forgot to make their Airship able to go underwater.

Oh, Okay, Back with The Light Warriors...

Black Mage: Would you quit that?

Quit what?

Black Mage: Constantly changing whose point of view it is!

Fine I'll stay with you, then.

Black Mage: Good.

Gale: Conversation... With who?

Black Mage: The Author.

Gale: You actually got to talk to him?

Nero: What the heck do we do now?

Alf: If anyone knows what we have to do... It's gotta be Dorga!

Nero: Let's Go!

...

Alf: Well?

Black Mage: Oh, Right. WARP!

NOTHING

Black Mage: Nothing? NOTHING? I SO have Warp right here in my... Oh no.

Alf: What?

Black Mage: It's gone!

Alf Gale and Nero: WHAT?

Nero: Now we can't cheat anymore!

Back at Salonia Castle...

Druid: Where is it anyway?

Water Crystal: Right Here.

Druid: You SO Gotta be Evil before you Shatter.

Water Crystal: I always thought I'd be good at being Evil... But No... Everyone's like, "There needs to be a 4th Light Crystal!" Otherwise I'd SO be Evil.

Druid: Ah.

Now with The Light Warriors...

Alf: How do we get to Dorga's House Now?

Scholar: We can Fix That!

Alf: How?

Scholar: Got an Airship?

Gale: Over there.

Scholar: To work!

After some amazing Airship Transformations...

Scholar: All Finished!

Gale: So what's new?

Scholar: It can go 189 MPH or something now!

Gale: Sweet!

Nero: Let's Go!

...

Gale: Well?

Black Mage: What, so I have to drive?

Nero: Yeah!

At Dorga's House...

Dorga: Oh, You're back! There's so much I have to tell you!

Black Mage: That's why we came.

Dorga: (Starts saying random Magic Words, I would say them, But I forgot.)

Nero: Dude, What're you trying to say?

Dorga: There! Now you're airship can go underwater!

Gale: Airship? Couldn't we have just got a Submarine or something?

Dorga: I'll explain. One time I was saying random Gibberish and I saw a Flash! I wondered what that Flash did. So at on the Dwarves' Intercom, there's been reports of Airships sinking. So I was like, "Cool! I just made Submarines go out of buisness!"

Gale: That's a... Odd Story.

Dorga: I know, Right? Well, Shoo Shoo! Go get Noah's Lute and come back with Unne!

Black Mage: THAT'S what we have to do.

Nero: Let's Go!

...

Black Mage: Don't start with me.

Nero and Gale: Fine...

Alf: Wait!

Dorga: Hm?

Alf: Where did his Warp Go?

Dorga: No idea, Sorry.

Alf: Oh...

At Salonia... They're there because... Well, Look at a map. See the 2 Fanged Cape under Salonia? That's where the Temple of Time is.

Viking: Oh, Hey! What're you doing back here?

Black Mage: Just a rest stop.

Geomancer: Where you goin'?

Black Mage: The Temple of Time.

Geomancer: Huh?

Black Mage: Wrong Game.

Geomancer: Oh.

Viking and Geomancer: Good Luck!

At the Temple of Time...

Black Mage: Great. Another Chapter, another Dungeon.

Nero: Dude, What would we do without them?

Black Mage: Move the Storyline onward so that Prince Kid can stop waving that script in our faces and saying, "That's not supposed to happen!" Maybe?

Gale: Ah, True.

Nero: Can't we Warp Cheat past thi- Oh, Wait...

Black Mage: Dangit, I would've too...

Water Crystal: HA! HAHAHAHAHA! Take that! Now do the Dungeon! What's wrong? Don't wanna'? HAHAHAHA!

Druid: We gotta work on that Evil laugh of yours.

Water Crystal: That, we shall.

With The Light Warriors...

Black Mage: Why do I feel that someone, somewhere, just stole one of my lines?

Nero: It's just your head, Dude.

Gale: Why do you make crazy assumptions like that anyway? Of course they all turn out true... But how do you know that stuff?

Black Mage: You just feel it. Watch this. (Whisper... Give us your Belongings!... Whisper...)

Nero: Who just used my line? That's MY Line!

Gale: Cool!