Hi everyone.

As you know, I've been having some... I mean A LOT, of writer's block. That's the reason this was up later than usual. I messed around with the whole story a lot, until I decided:

"What the heck! I'll just do this!"

And so, here is Chapter 5, with everyone's ideas included... however, I messed around with MetalKiwi's ideas a little. Just a little. So maybe it's not heavy metal! And I know this is the second story I've put Nyan Cat in, but...

Here it is!

"Yoshi, what is this?"

"Look! You will see! You like! Yoshi!"

Luigi was being pushed by Yoshi over to the desktop computer. To a YouTube video?

"I don't watch YouTube, Yoshi."

But he didn't care that Luigi didn't watch YouTube. In fact, he didn't care so much that he duck-taped Luigi to the chair!

"Yoshi, what are you doing?"

Yoshi chuckled, pressed the play button, and left the room, locking the door and shoving a gag in Luigi's mouth.

"Whught irs thus?"

There were a few flashes, and suddenly, the screen showed a pop-tart with a face flying through space, pooping out rainbows.

"MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!"

"NOOOOOO! NYAN OF DOOM! I'VE NYANED FOR 12.6 SECONDS!" screamed Luigi.

Meanwhile, Mario and the others were preparing a surprise party for Luigi.

"So, we have to make it special," said Mario. "It's really important that-"

"Mario."

"It's really important that-"

"Mario."

"It's really-"

"Mario."

"It's-"

"Mario, I have an idea-"

"WHAT?"

"Well, maybe we could... whoops, I forgot," said Toadsworth.

"As I was saying, it's really important that Luigi has a special-"

"OOH! I remember!"

"What?"

"Sorry. Forgot."

"Well, we do need a cake for Luigi-"

"THE CAKE IS A LIE."

"What?"

"IT'S A LIE, I TELL YOU. IT'S A FIGURE OF YOUR IMAGINATION."

After several weeks of this, Toadsworth finally remembered.

"We do need a cake-"

"Guess what?" asked Toadsworth.

Mario hesitated.

"What?"

"CHICKEN BUTT!"

"Toadsworth, please concentrate!"

"Sorry. But actually, I remembered."

"What?"

"So I was thinking, maybe we should sing for him."

Everyone thought about this, and Donkey Kong had an idea.

"I have an idea!"

"We know that. The Narrator told us."

"Oh really?"

"Mmm-hmm."

"Uh, okay. But... how about we sing... THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT! SOMETHING EVIL'S LURKING-"

"Good idea! Let's sing Thriller!"

Everyone cheered.

Meanwhile, Luigi was still strapped to the chair.

"How many seconds have I nyaned now?" he asked. "OH MY GOSH! IIIITTT'S OOOVEEEERRRR NIINNNEEEE THOOOUUUSSSSANNND!"

Mario and the gang were heading to Luigi's house (he recently moved out of Mario's because of some fights), when suddenly some hairy guy jumped up a kidnapped them. They now couldn't see anything, for they were in a (surprise surprise) burlap bag.

"What's gonna happen to us now?" wailed Sonic. "I have a wife and three children!"

"I don't know!" sighed Peach.

"We're all doomed!" exclaimed Toadsworth.

"Wait, Sonic, you're not a Mario character!" said Mario.

"Oh yeah, sorry." Sonic was gone in a poof.

"Alright, Link! We know you're in here! AND KIRBY!"

"Aww, c'mon!" the two complained, before disappearing like Sonic.

"Okay. But where are we?" asked Toad.

"Hmm!" said a voice. "Anderson, I think we've got our next contestants!"

"Seems so, Henson."

"Oh no..." whispered Peach. "... could that be... JOHN ANDERSON AND JOHN HENSON?"

"That's right, pretty lady!" said Anderson, unzipping the bag. "And welcome to... WIPEOUT! In this game, twenty-four contestants will battle for victory through stages-"

"GET ME OUT OF HERE!" exclaimed Toadsworth. "I'M ALLERGIC TO WATER!"

"Too bad!" said Henson.

Everyone got up and dusted themselves off, even if there was no dust.

"So where do we start?" asked Mario.

"Head right over there to the entrance," said Anderson.

"OHHHHHH NO YOU DON'T!" someone scremed.

"Who is that?" asked Toad.

"IIITTTT'SSSS MEEEEEEEEE!"

"Who is me?"

In a flash, the person tackled Anderson and Henson, and tied them to chairs.

"The name's... er... the author of this story doesn't know my name."

"WHAT?"

"I prefer to go by FFWS. Oh, and I'm reviewing this story as we speak."

"What? What story?" asked Mario.

"..."

"Are you a nut-job?"

"Never mind. But we have to get out of here before they wake up!"

Anderson twitched and muttered something about him not being able to bathe long enough.

"Get out!" said FFWS.

"Hey! I'm here to help! Now everyone, out! Get to Luigi's house! Let me finish this review!"

Everyone hurried out of the Wipeout set while FFWS typed furiously on a laptop. "I'm coming!" she said, hurrying out the door.

And soon, they were at the House of Luigi. The Nyan Cat was playing so loud, you could hear it from outside. Mario knocked on the door, and Yoshi answered.

"Hello?"

"Where's Luigi?"

"...Uh..."

"Where is he? Is he here?"

Yoshi slammed the door.

"YOU SHALL NEVER GET HIM!" he chuckled from inside.

But Toadsworth hit the door with his cane and everyone hurried in, FFWS following.

"HOW DID YOU GET IN?"

"Where's Luigi?" demanded Peach.

"Oh... well, you see... he's busy."

"You guys... you know what we have to do, right?" asked Toad.

"Sing Thriller?" asked Mario.

"No. I'm talking about a different song... ONE, TWO, THREE GO!"

"WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE... YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I! A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M THINKIN' OF... YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY! I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING! GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND! NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN-"

"OH NO!" screamed Yoshi.

YOSHI HAS BEEN RICK ROLL'D.

Yoshi screamed at the top of his lungs, and started melting into ooze and sinking to the ground.

"Luigi? Where are you?"

Mario slammed open the door to reveal a horrible sight.

"Oh no... Luigi?"

Luigi's eyes were red. He was sweating and muttering inaudible phrases under his breath.

"We may be too late."

"Dripping... ooze... death... pop tarts... Tom Bergeron..." mumbled Luigi.

The End!

FFWS: That can't be the end! Luigi is awesome! Come on!

Me: I'm sorry.

FFWS: No matter. I'll review first anyways.

Me: Or will she?

Pandamonium: Not so fast!

Future Fantasy Writer: I'll take your computer, sis!

Random Dawn 14: I'LL DESTROY YOUR COMPUTER!

Luigisgirlfriend: I'm just mad that this one ended like this.

Me: The feeling goes away.

*More reviewers come and start bashing each other with computers*

Me: Well... then... okay, I think I know what I'm making fun of next chapter. It's another game show. 'Cause I'm better with them. I hoped you enjoyed this!

Nene1234 and MetalKiwi: *Bashes me with computer and run away screaming like maniacs*