Welcome all, to my sixth chapter, completely powered by everyone's generous reviews! Sorry it took me so long to update! I did my best including everyone's ideas in the chapter. Oh, and FFWS gets three cookies for reviewing three times. Everyone else gets a cookie too!
Since I haven't done my disclaimer in a while:
Disclaimer: I don't own any part of the Mario franchise, and this is made solely for entertainment. Oh, and I don't own any other things that I make fun of on here either, but I'm not going to list them.
I also want to apologize to Hawkholly for not putting her idea in the last chapter. Since you reviewed first, I completely forgot about your idea! Don't worry; it's in this chapter now.
Oh, and SomeMariofangirl, I'm not putting you in this chapter yet... I need to be able to get your personality a little more to portray you. I'll put you in a future chapter, I promise!
And... without further... what's the word that starts in an "A"... here's the next chapter!
"Are you smarter than a fifth grader? 'Cause there's gonna be a test later! Get your teacher, now we're back in school, are you smarter than you used to be?"
The crowd roars, and some guy trips in the commotion.
"Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Grab a pencil and a piece of paper! Get your teacher, now we're back in school, are you smart enough to ROCK FIFTH GRADE?"
There was silence in the crowd.
"No one?"
Someone coughs.
"Uh... well, here's our host... SENECA CRANE!"
Seneca walks on the stage waving to everyone. People start throwing pickles at him.
"C'mon!" he says. "Are these the fluffy kind?"
The pickle storm dies down.
"Alright. Thanks. Now, as I was saying-"
Suddenly, the door opens as President Snow walks in.
"SENECA! IT IS TIME FOR YOUR EXECUTION!" HE SCREAMS SO LOUD THAT I HAD TO CAPITALIZE THIS TOO.
"Sorry, guys," says Seneca. "Gotta go."
"NOT SO FAST!" YELLS SNOW. "EXECUTION TIME!"
"Yeah!" someone says. "And we've already made fun of The Hunger Games!"
Our favorite Hunger Games host runs off the stage while Snow chases him with a sledge hammer screaming like a maniac.
Please enjoy this beta cut scene from Super Mario Galaxy while we fix our problems.
"Soon," roared Bowser, "the galaxy shall be MINE!"
"Ima gonna kicka butta!" said Mario.
"Oh, no you don't!" growled Bowser. "NOT WITH THE KETCHUP OF DOOM!"
"What?"
"IMA FIREN MAH LAZOOOOR!"
Bowser takes out a water gun and squirts a red liquid at Mario.
"NOOOO! IT'S NOT MADE FROM ALL NATURAL TOMATOES!"
And we're back.
"Okay," says Jeff Foxworthy. "We've dealt with the whole Seneca situation..."
In the backround, two security guards haul Seneca off the stage.
"Here's our contestant... BARBIE GIRL!"
Barbie walks on the stage and over to the podium while her theme song plays.
"I'M A BARBIE GIRL! MAH FACE MAKES YOU HUUUU-RRRR-LLL! I'M A RELATION TO-"
"Wrong theme song!" someone shouts. People start throwing more fluffy pickles? at Barbie.
In the meantime, please enjoy this free advertising for FFWS's story, Mario Heart: Double Dash!
Dramatic music plays as Luigi and Daisy go up on the ferris wheel.
"Oh, Luigi! Please tell me we'll win Mario Kart!"
"I..."
"Please!"
"I... I will!"
"Yay! I love you, Luigi!"
Daisy leaned in, closing her eyes. Luigi did the same, when...
"EWE, LUIGI!"
Toot.
"THAT'S DISGUSTING! YOU FARTED!"
A/N: Sorry for potty-humor. I couldn't help myself.
"Cut! Cut! FFWS is paying for this! We need this commercial to be good!" says a camera man.
"She isn't paying-"
"GGGRRR!"
There is a loud crash and the camera falls to the floor.
And we're back!
"Hello everyone!" says Jeff. "Now that we have the theme song fixed-"
Someone chucks a house at Jeff, who neatly dodges the throw and continues speaking.
"Let's just get on with the show," he says. "Barbie, which fifth grader do you want to use?"
"Hmm... I'll go with Yoshi!"
"Yoshi!" Yoshi exclaims, bounding over to the podium.
"Which category, Barbie?"
"First grade math, please."
Some giggles arouse from the crowd.
"The question is... If Fawful has three containers of Mustard of Doom, and he gives two to a friend, then what is the name of the chicken?"
"What? That doesn't make any sense!"
"That's the way the cookie bounces."
"Huh?"
"That's the way the ball crumbles."
"You're reversing them-"
"Don't count your cookies before they bounce!"
"This problem is impossible! What chicken are you talking about?"
"The chicken in the problem."
"FINE! As an answer, I say... George Washington."
"INCORRECT!"
The crowd cheers.
"But if Yoshi got the answer correct, then you could be saved."
"Really?"
"Oh, yes. Now look at this screen, and you'll see what Yoshi said. Yoshi said..."
The word appears on the screen:
Yoshi!
"YOSHI, DO YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOSHI?" screams Barbie.
"Yoshi!" responds Yoshi. "Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi!"
"Yoshi, can you stop that?"
"Yoshi!"
"STOP-"
"Yoshi!"
"CUT IT OUT YOU FREAKING *censored censored*"
While we get this situation under control, you enjoy yourself.
"Hey everybody, it's Chuggaaconroy! Welcome back to a new episode of Super Luigi Galaxy, where we will get the final star from Battle Rock Galaxy."
Luigi flies through space, and hits the first platform.
"Alright. Now, this star can be tricky because-"
Luigi falls off the platform.
"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?"
Suddenly, a flying shower flies over to Luigi.
"WHAT IS THAT THING?"
Soft words to a song fly out of the curtains.
"White horse... white horse... this is a small town... white horse...HEY YOU GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"IS THAT TOAD?"
Sobs are emitted from the other side of the curtain.
"You guys, is this some glitch? Beta element? Is this supposed to happen?" asks Chuggaaconroy.
And we're back! Again.
"Now... we have the Yoshi situation under control. Now, the correct answer was Lyle Jackson. Oh, and the people who are reading this, don't go searching up Lyle Jackson, because he's not some famous person. Anyhoo, since Barbie failed at the... first... question, she has to leave wit her winnings, which happen to be... negative two thousand dollars."
Barbie sighs.
"You have to pay all that to me."
"What? No!"
"Two thousand dollars. Now."
"Grrrrr!"
She searches through her purse to find no money.
"I'm afraid you're under arrest, honey."
"No!" a police officer says. "Actually, Jeff, you're under arrest, because putting Barbie under arrest would break the tradition of the game show host being dragged off the stage in each parody.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
For all those people wondering, that is the reason that Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader was cancelled.
And so, Jeff was dragged off the stage.
"LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!" screams Santa from the audience. "YOU NOT GETTIN' ANY PRESENTS THIS YEAR, YA HEAR?"
Santa puts down his cookie and climbs onto the stage. He starts attacking her.
Me: NOO! CHAOS!
Everyone in the audience gets up and starts attacking her.
"I LOVE TO REBEL!" screams Mario.
"LYLE JACKSON, YOU FREAK!" screams Lyle Jackson.
"YOU DIDN'T PAY OFF YOUR MORTGAGE!" screams a raccoon wearing a blue apron.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screams Barbie.
"Marshmallow, can you please stop using the word 'screams'?"
And so that was how Barbie disappeared the following day. Santa didn't give her presents. Lyle Jackson was angry because she didn't know the answer to his question. Oh, and the raccoon with the apron stole all her money, running off like a maniac screaming something about how he was going to convert them to these things called "Bells" when he got home. And Chuggaaconroy never got the final star.
Me: How touching.
Hawkholly: Hey, I actually do know a guy named Lyle Jackson.
Me: Lies.
FFWS: I'm pretty sure no one's gonna want to read my story after what you did there.
Me: You requested it. Besides, most people who read this story also read yours... so...
Random Dawn 14: *Is still dazed by Rick Roll*
Me: Oh, and FFWS, I know I didn't use The Mole. I has such many requests, I can nots gets to its! So it shall be in the next chapter. Oh, and guys, that reminds me, no big requests for the next chapter, like complete plots or anything. Nothing like Hannah Montana going on a sky diving adventure.
SomeMariofangirl: Darn. *Scribbles something out on paper.*
Yes. And thanks to my three new reviewers, Malica15, SomeMarifangirl, and ThatNintendoFangirl. Oh, and I'll give you a hint for what I was planning for the next chapter: it contains lots of Fawful.