AN: hey i kno i shorten sum words but its not like profesional authors dont do it ok!11 so if dats ur problem wif my story fok of!11 every1 knows da authors make da princepal stuf like riting da story n den da editors fix da rest of da stuf coz da authors r 2 smart n busy 4 dat stuff. If 1 day i publish dis da editor wil fix it so fok u
"so I made a polisjuice potion" smiled Snap statistically
"Yeah so now we r goin 2 kidnap sum nurses n take their cloves off….." continud lopin
"EW UR A RAPER U PERV!111" i shouted disgustedly
"no no its just dat we hav 2 wear dem 2 get out of here!" Lumpkin was scandalizd
"Yeah we wil say we have 2 go for meds n stuff" said Snap intelligently
"omfg u guys r so smart!" I said
"yeah n ur mum was realy nice 2 us n u hate enoby so we r going 2 help u" said Snap
We waited in their room and we listened 2 sum Justen Beber (AN: I hate dat guy!) den a nurse came in2 da room "its tiem 4 ur shots" she said. Den Snap threw a curse at her and she fainted. She was really ugly, she had waist long blak hair with green streaks n she was wearing tooons of eyelier (AN: I think she wud b realy hot but remember dis is Zac), Snap took one of her hares n put it in da portent, da portent turned all blak n dark. Loopin drank it disgustedly. He turned in2 dat chik, den we took her cloves of n wore dem n den we replaced hers wif pink clothes n we laufed a lot coz we wer sur she was gona cry. We did da same wif 2 oddar nurses (Snoop got a fat old uglay one n i got one dat looked kinda normal)
After dat we went out 2 da hall n we so a doktor, "hey we hav 2 go out 4 sum medisine" I said
"its ok" said da doktor
So anyway we went out and took sum brooms n flied 2 Hogsment! We were gonna hav our revenge!1