Hi everyone... I'm not going to say welcome because I always say that...
How about...
... Howdy! Now I'm going to do something I've never done before: I'm GONNA RESPOND TO REVIEWS!
Future Fantasy Writer: Well, I've never heard of "Lyle the Kindly Viking", but I think you've got Lyle pretty mad now, saying he sounds like a Veggietales character.
Lyle: IAAA'M MAAAADDDDD!
Me: Maybe I'll use him again in another chapter...
FFWS: Well, I'm afraid I didn't update in five seconds, because I wouldn't have even got the author's note down... oh, and I tell you, LUIGI AND DAISY WERE NOT CYBORGS!
...Wait, what?
*Noms on cookie* Ooh, it's Internet flavored!
Hawkholly: YES FAWFUL FAWFUL he's pretty much the main character in this chapter. So Crystal... I will use her in Part 2 of this chapter. Yes, there will be a Part 2.
Mariogirl133: Yeah, I have watched some of his LP's! I don't remember the break dancing part (because I watched it a while ago), but the purple coin part was HILARIOUS! I was actually reading your profile when I thought of Chuggaaconroy!
P.S. I have read Warriors. Just not the entire series. So I'll do my best!
Nene1234: I make people choke? AWESOME! No, just kidding.
Luigisgirlfriend: Yeah, it is hilarious. It's also my most popular story.
Princess Zora: I didn't use Ariana, but just like Crystal, she will be in Part 2. P.S. You'd better have that cake ready!
Pandamonium: Stuffed Kirby... well, after reading some of your reviews on FFWS's stories, I see you have an obsession with stuffed things. Yeah, so Fawful is the main villan in the Mario & Luigi series. He's always talking about himself in third person and makes lots of food metaphors, such as "Fawful will now squirt his mustard of doom on your sandwich of life!" You should look him up on Mario Wiki before you read this. This chapter might be a little confusing if you don't know about the Fawful Theater in Bowser's Inside Story cut scene...
Hawkholly (again): Well, since you already informed Pandamonium about Fawful, I guess all the stuff I just said was useless!
Malica15: Oh, well you can thank Future Fantasy Writer for the flying bathtub. Don't worry, this story's not going anywhere!
Super-taya- Yeah, this is a really late chapter. I should have updated weeks ago. Now, come out of the corner!
And thanks to TheShadowGirl2: I wonder what would happen if Alex Trebek read that chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own Mario, Scooby Doo, The Mole, Warriors, or Portal 2.
Okay, well, that's all here, so enjoy the chapter!
"It's time... for THE FAWFUL SHOWWWW!"
"Ooooow!" says the little Goomba in the crowd.
"Now," says the Loud Speaker Man, "this time, we're going to do it a little differently! WE GOT SOME SPECIAL GUESTS!"
Mario, Peach, and Luigi walk on stage with an expression that says "WHAT THE CHEESE NOODLES AM I DOING HERE?"
They take a seat on three bean bags on the stage. Right behind them, Fawful walks on eating a ham sandwich (with extra mustard of doom).
"Welcome everyone... TO THE FAWFUL SHOW!"
The crowd roars.
"It's the talk show of the century!" he says, seating himself in his plush talk show chair.
The crowd roars.
"We've got all the celebrities! All the fun begins right here!"
The crowd roars.
"It will make your day!"
The crowd roars.
"OKAY YOU GUYS CAN STOP ROARING!"
The crowd cheers.
"Good. Now-"
Suddenly, another Fawful walks on the stage and rips of the other Fawful's face. He turned out to be Chuck Norris wearing a Fawful mask.
"You fraud!" says the real Fawful as Chuck Norris is hauled off the stage.
"I would have gotten away with this, if it weren't for you, meddling bean!" says Chuck. He then attempts to do his famous Roundhouse Kick In the Face but fails.
"Now that I'm back in charge," says the real Fawful, taking a seat, "LET'S GET STARTED! Now, who wants to be asked a question first?"
Mario raises his hand.
"Okay. Now, Mario, inspired you to become a plumber?"
"Easy! Well, one day, I thought to myself, 'I want to become a plumber!' And so here I am."
"That's it?"
"Yup."
"...Okay, Peach, it's your turn. Why are you named after a fruit?"
"Well... oh... actually..." Peach suddenly breaks out into an emotional meltdown. "WHY, FATHER!" she screams.
"It's okay..."
"YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DONE WITH THIS TALK SHOW! I'M DONE WITH THIS WHOLE FREAKIN' STORY!" She runs off the stage.
"Well... I guess that just leaves you, Luigi... now... What do you do... when life gives you lemons?"
"Uh... no, I know this..."
"Come on, Luigi!"
"DON'T TELL ME! Uh... you make lemonade?"
"No." Fawful shakes his head and laughs. "No. Hehe, y'know, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON- I mean, Fawful Bean- LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO BUILD A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
"..."
"Ha... phew... sorry about that. I think I expressed my feelings about the lemons too much."
"Yeah."
"Well. Um, on with the talk show. So, have any of you guys seen "The Mole" yet?"
"Oh! Yeah!" Maro and Luigi say. "We've been in a bunch of fanfictions with it."
"Well, you guys," says Fawful with a smirk. "I do know someone right now who has a Mole story and is PROBABLY reading this. What do you say we... advertise... a little?"
"Yeah!"
"Okay, here it is!"
It's down to the final three.
Toadbert.
Luigi.
And Mario.
They are discussing who they think the Mole is.
"I think the Mole is Luigi," says Luigi.
"I think the Mole is Mr. Shigeru."
Oh yeah.
The final four.
Toadbert.
Luigi.
And Mario.
And Shigeru Miyamoto.
"私はここでやっているのか分からない," he says.
Mario punches him in the arm.
"ていることは何のためにあった?" he complains.
"For using a poorly created translation system!"
"Okay, fine, I was the Mole all along," says Luigi. "I'm getting bored with this overrated game show."
Then everyone dissolves into ashes.
"How'd you like your advertisement?" asks Fawful.
Suddenly, a stream of suitcases falls onto the stage.
"I see you did not like it very much," mumbles Mario, wading through the suitcases.
"Get these things out of here!" explodes Fawful.
A computerized voice says "INITIATING SUITCASE REMOVAL SEQUENCE"
"When did I install that?" asks Fawful. "Anyways, we have a suggestion. Warriors, anyone? Well, here it is. Thanks, Blossom!"
"It is time," says Bluestar, "for your new name to be issued, Firepaw."
"YAYAYAYAYAYAY!" says Firepaw.
"Now, your new name... is..."
Anticipation time!
"...FIREPANTS!"
"..."
"I said FIREPANTS!"
"Firepants? You mean, as in the clothes?"
"Yeah! Fire, plus pants, equals FIREPANTS!"
Firepants was not impressed.
"Do you like it?" Bluestar questions.
"Well, that's all we have for today," says Fawful.
The crowd boos. "III HATE YOU!" Someone throws a chair at Fawful.
"Shush! It's being continued in the next chapter! Now you guys, get back to that smelly thing you call "Life" and leave me alone!"
Did you like it? Personally, I thought it was lacking a lot of humor. And was rushed. So please, everyone, you all have great ideas, but I need some of the jokes to be a surprise. So from now on, I'll use only a couple suggestions. Everyone will have a chance, but I hope you understand, because it really isn't as funny when I have too many ideas.
Remember.
No new ideas for the next chapter.
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!