Author's Note: Well my computer deleted itself entirely... For more details read my Bio. Also, That'll tell you why there might be SO MANY typos in here. But I'm gonna' Proofread this chapter anyway so, meh.

Everyone: CHARGE!

Gale: Where do we go now? There's another path whichever way you look!

Unne: Oh It's that one, up there.

Black Mage: How do you know?

Gale: And where did Nero go?

Alf: Oh, he started barging into about every room in here a while ago.

Nero: Dudes! I just found a Cat Claw and an Elf Claw!

Black Mage and Gale: Elf Claw?

Gale: Who knew Elves could be so vicious!

Alf: Did you find Anything else?

Nero: Pretty much everthing we bought a while ago.

Black Mage: Because That's Final Fantasy for you...

Unne: Onward!

They eventually make it to the pretty awesome Airship.

Alf: Where is this?

Unne: You're on this Pretty Awesome Airship! Let me show you around.

Unne starts running around the place.

Unne: This is a Bed.

Black Mage: Thank you for your incredible knowledge.

Unne: So with this, you can heal after Every single fight! Free Inn on the go!

Alf and Nero: Awesome! (Dude!)

Unne: This is a Fat Chocobo.

Gale: What does it do?

Unne: He'll keep your Items for you.

Black Mage and Gale: YES!

Black Mage and Gale randomly start Piling up random Key Items.

Unne: And these are Vending Machines!

Black Mage: Great. The Dwarves invented those, too?

Unne: No, Silly! Not those Vending Machines! These ones carry Weapons, Armor, Magic, And Items!

Alf: Cool!

Unne: Why they're just Tables with signs over them, I don't know.

Nero: That all there is, Lady?

Unne: Yep, That's All. Now to Dorga's House!

Alf: What are you going to do?

Unne: Jump off and Walk there.

Gale: Aren't we in the middle of the ocean?

Nero: And aren't the winds going like 189 MPH Or something over there?

Unne: I'll figure something out.

Alf: Why can't you just stay here and Ride with us?

Unne: Because! This is more Fun!

Black Mage: Huh?

Unne: See ya!

Alf: She's weird.

Black Mage: Yup.

Gale: Wait...

Nero: What's up, Dude?

Gale: We have this pretty awesome Airship, Right?

Black Mage: Yeah...

Gale: Let's go to that Dark Knight Town! I can hopefully get Weapons and Armor!

Alf: Let's Go!

At Fargabaad...

Gale: Woah... They're Everywhere!

Black Mage: Author, What do we do?

What, Scared of the Dark Knights? Or the Dark Cave?

Alf: Where's Gale?

Gale: ...Then What's the Point of building a Weapon and Armor Shop in the First Place?

Alf: Ah.

Chocobo Talk! Yay!

Fist: Dude, what if one of us became a Dark Knight?

Feather: I think they Look Scary!

Kin: Their HP Draining Attacks seem not Worth it to me.

Kuro: Sure they have Awesome strength... But they can only use 4 Weapons in the Whole Entire Game!

Fist: It was just a thought. It'd be weird if we changed class!

Chocobo Talk over. Aww.

Nero: What was with the outburst just now, Dude?

Gale: The Shop Guys said they Don't sell anything and don't plan to either.

Black Mage: Then What's the P-

Gale: Exactly.

Black Mage: Author, What do we do?

Again? Ugh. Either you can go to the Cave north of Town for an Ashura, and A Kotetsu. Also Demon Armor. Or you can go behind the Waterfall and Kill some ridiculously Powerful Monster for a Kiku. Which is Stronger than even the Kotetsu. And the Kotetsu is Stronger than the Ashura.

Black Mage: Much Better.

Because I'm lazy they went to the Cave and got the 2 Swords and Armor. Then They went behind the waterfall...

Old Man: Do you want a Kiku?

Gale: YES.

Old Man: Then Kill this Ridiculosly Po- Oh. Well... Here you Go!

Alf Gale and Nero: Woah! (Dude!)

Black Mage: Naturally.

They leave Town and Get back on the Airship.

Gale: Oh Yeah! I finally got Equipment! I can do over 2000 Damage Now!

Alf: WHAT? I only do 1000! Dark Knights MUST have a downside! What's your Defense?

Gale: 26.

Alf: Ha! 38!

Gale: Wait Till' I get the Genji Armor!

Alf: By then I'll Have Crystal Armor!

Gale: Black Mage, What's your Defense?

Black Mage: Does it Matter?

Everyone, Even the Chocobos Stare.

Black Mage: ...15.

Everyone: ...

Black Mage: What?

Everyone started bursting out laughing.

Nero: Dude! Even Mine's 24!

Gale: Now for Attack! Go!

Alf: 218!

Nero: 236!

Gale: 259!

Black Mage: ...26.

Everyone: TWENTY SIX?

Black Mage: Now Let's do Intelligence.

Gale: 18...

Alf: 9...

Nero: 3...

Black Mage: 58.

Mini Author's Note: Let this be a lesson to you. No class is the Best Class. And... Oh, Who Am I kidding? Ninja and Sage ROCK! And NEVER Use Scholars or Bards!

Alf: Anyway... What do we do now?

Black Mage: Author?

No.

Black Mage: Ugh, Okay. Let's go over the Facts. We got the Pretty awesome Airship, We went to Fargabaad. Unne Won't stop bugging us about going to Dorga's House...

Gale: That's It!

Alf: We have to go to Dorga's House!

...After some Chocobo Talk! Yay!

Kin: How would our stats work? Arent we like 2 classes at once?

Kuro: Maybe it goes like FF5?

Feather: What?

Kuro: Nevermind...

Chocobo Talk over. Aww.

The Light Warriors Step into Dorga's House...

Totally Not Dorga: (Ahem) Um... Is this thing on? Yes? Okay. Welcome Light Warriors! If you wish to see Dorga and Unne Go to the basement Which I will reveal right now!

Totally not Unne: You can only get past the Door if you get the Elemental Fangs!

Black Mage: Aww... Where are those?

Totally not Unne: You should have them already.

Alf and Gale: Oh no...

Totally not Unne: ...You didn't get them, did you?

Totally not Dorga: Aww it took forever to set this up! Now we have to wait. Again.

And so, The Light Warriors searched the World for the Elemental Fangs. Nah, Not really. They couldn't fully explore Altar Cave even if they tried.