AN: i rote a crakter (c its pronounced da same way it dosent realy matter coz puttin hs in between words iz kinda stupid) page 4 skorpius in da harry potter fanon wikia!111 i saw dat hiz mom is ther 2 but they were being just jerkz with her but thats because theyre jelus coz shes popular anyway i didnt edit her article coz im busy

We return to ME (dat meens Scorpius)

We had a consert coming soon, it was Paramore! I was so exited cause i luv punk even thou im gothick and paramore are kind of both things. I was so exsited.

I put on TONS of iliner (wich of course was blak), white foundation, ishadow (blak again), and blak lipstik. I was wearing my favorite Paramore t-shit, skinny jeens and VANS i got frum da worped tour.

"You look so cute!1" said Lanius seductively. He was wearing same make-up as me (iliner, ishadow (of course they were blak), white foundation even though he's really pale) and red blak lipstik). He was wearing a Paramore t-shirt too and over that a Panic! At DA Disco t-shit (they wuld be playing at da show 2) He was wearing tripp pants and combat boots.

"Thanx, u do 2!1" i wud hav blushed if i wasnt wearing sooo much white foundation.

Lachrimae said "hey guyz!1" we put our midel fingers up at him because we hadn't forgeven him yet. He looked sad and went away but we didnt feel sorry because hes stupid and he lied 2 me.

Lestat and Mareeleeno caem in 2. they both looketh so fukin hott!1 i swear if i wasnt wif Lanius i wuld have jumped over them (did i ever mention im bisezual?)

We went out and greeted Blood Rose, she looked really hot too, she was thin enuf 2 b a bulemic but she had curves in the right plases, Vampirella came in 2.

"Oms (Satan insted of God 'cause we r kool) u guyz we shud ttly make a band!1" she shouted in a gothick voise.

We all gasped.

"U. R. SO. RITE" said Mareeleeno

"yeh i ttly agree!11111" sayd Blood Rose exsitedly

"N we culd play at shoes wif bands like Paramore and MCR and and... OMS im gunna hav an orgasm!11" exited Lestat.

"Wel so i can play da drumz, Blood Rose can play the bass, Vampirella da keybordes, Mareeleeno can play rythim gutiar and lestat da lead giutar, but... who wud sing?" Lanius looked at me impatiently.

I would of bloshed again "Wat do u want from me?"

"C'mon, everybody has heard dat u hav an amazeing voise!1" shouted Lanius with his snarky smile.

"No I so fukin dont!1" I said

"plz sing, do it 4 me" he pleaded

"Ok" I sighed

Then I started 2 sing Decode by Paramore. Everyone gasped.

"You. Are. . Amazing!" shouted Vampirella

"Wel thank u... but ur exageratin" i said modestly

"Im nut exageratin!1" she smelled. "Well, we wil all play dose isntrumets n u wil sing n i bet ur a pretty graet songwriter 'cause u've gone thru horible things in ur life"

"now we need a naim" mumbled Lestat pensatively

We shud b...e "Da reckless (ew i dnt mean it liek dat idiot taylor momsens band) goffik deviants of deth!111" I said decidedly.

Everyone luved it.

"Well will start rehersals 2morrow" decided Blood Rose "We'll b realy inspired from da paramore consert".

We all agreed n we walked outside 2 Hogsmeade where the concert would be.