Gale: Then where are these Elemental Fangs?

Totally not Unne: We can't just tell you.

Black Mage: Do you Want this story to be 50 Chapters Long? I didn't think so.

Totally not Dorga: Fine. Remember Nepto? He gives you the Water Fang.

Totally not Unne: And Remember the Giant Tree in Hyne's Castle? He gives you the Wind Fang.

Alf: But the Tree locked Himself in the Forest forever! How do we get it?

Totally not Unne: You can find out Something.

Totally not Dorga: Unne Was supposed to give you the Fire Fang.

Totally not Unne: I was?

Totally not Dorga: Ssh! You'll Blow our Cover!

Totally not Unne: (Ahem) And the Earth Fang is in the Dephts of the Darkness Cave where the Genji Armor Is!

Gale: I can always go for new Armor!

Totally not Unne: Now go! Get those Fangs!

Outside Dorga's House and in the Airship...

Black Mage: So... Where do we go?

Nero: The Easiest one! The Water Fang, Dude!

At Nepto's Shrine...

Gale: Wait... Wasn't Nepto In eternal Slumber?

Alf: I think he would at least leave the Fang for us.

Black Mage: Hm?

Nero: What's That?

Black Mage: A Fang woth a Note Attached...

Alf: Read it!

Black Mage: "Light Warriors, You forgot this. I thought you would need it, It looked like a Key Item. Anyway, Now you must be thinking, "Nepto doesn't have arms, how can he write?" Or, "How the heck did Nepto get a Pen?" The Answer... I won't tell you."

Gale: Well, That was awkward...

Alf: Let's do the Wind Fang Next!

The Light Warriors Head on their Airship and go to the Living Forest.

Nero: How are we going to Get in, Dude?

Black Mage: Hmm... WARP!

Gale: That Worked?

Black Mage: Hmm... Where's that... Ah HA!

Alf: We're Finding these pretty fast aren't we?

Gale: It's Probably because we did all the Dungeons already. And we have a Pretty awesome Airship.

Nero: Onwards, Dudes! To the Earth Fang!

Alf: What About the Fire Fang?

Nero: Chill, Dude. The Lady'll give us the Fire Fang when we come back with the other 3!

Alf: Okay then Let's Go!

Gale: I wan't my Genji Armor!

Black Mage: Wait...

Gale: What?

Black Mage: Remember what those Old guys in Amur Said?

Old Guy: But, Since we're no0bZ, We're gonna throw it in a cave for you to Risk your lives finding!

Gale: Oh, Yeah...

Nero: And Remember what I said in the Tozas Healing Spring, Dudes? We can't die, We're the Light Warriors!

Alf: But what if we did die?

Black Mage: Then the Screen would go black and say, "Annihilated..." and, Ding! We come back to Life right outside this Cave!

Alf: Sweet! Nothing to Lose!

Gale: Other than our Sanity if the cave is that hard.

Black Mage: Ugh, Giant Mountain Maze.

Nero: Fly over it, Dude! Mountains do not stand in the way of the Pretty Awesome Airship!

In the of the Cave of Darkness...

Dark Knight: You guys look Strong Enough...

Gale: Huh?

Dark Knight: I'm not worthy of this Cave... They're... Too strong... Take this... Kiku. You can more use of it than me.

Gale: Oh Yeah! 300 Attack!

Dark Knight: Also... Watch out for Enemies that split into two whenever you Attack them.

Alf: That Sucks! How do we get past them if they keep multiplying?

Dark Knight: You use Dark Swords... Or Magic.

Black Mage: Of Course.

Alf and Nero: Aww what do we do?

Black Mage: Simple, All of us except for Alf has to get to Low HP.

Alf: Then?

Black Mage: We give 2 you Aegis Shields and keep defending. Your Knighty Powers will force you to take Damage For us. And Since your Defense should be around 200, You'll Take Little to no damage.

Alf: Oh, Okay! You were freaking me out for a sec...

Black Mage: And Gale will do All the Work.

Gale: What about you? You can damage them too!

Black Mage: It won't be enough. The most I could do is Confuse them.

Nero: Won't that make 'em split, Dude?

Black Mage: Actually, No. If they attack eachother, they won't multiply.

Gale: How do you know so much about this?

Black Mage: Okay, about that first plan with the Shields... You just Kinda' Figure. As for the Confuse Splitting... I have absolutely no idea about that. I just said stuff hoping I was Right.

Alf: Totally!

Nero: Dude, Those were your longest lines yet!

Gale: That's beside the point! No more Stalling!

Alf: Dorga and Unne can't wait much longer!

Totally not Dorga and Unne: Dang Right!

Black Mage and Gale: Uhh... You do know the people talking over at Dorga's WERE Dorga and Unne, Right?

Alf: Really? Oh, now that you mention it...

Nero: Dude! That was so obvious!

Alf: ...Anyway. Are we going in or not?

Black Mage: Meh, What the Heck. We've been standing here for 470 Words anyway.

Dark Knight: I bet you Forgot about Me!

Black Mage: Weren't you supposed to be Dead?

Dark Knight: Well, not yet, anyway.

Chocobo Talk! Yay!

Kuro: I bet you forgot about us, Too!

Fist: We have to get our screen time sometime Dudes!

Kuro: Just wait 'till we get our own story...

Kin: We have one you know.

Kuro: Yeah... But it's been so long it's like it doesn't even exist!

Kin: We'll just have to wait untill the Author Works on it again.

Feather: I miss my Pop up Cards!

Chocobo Talk Over. Aww.

Gale: Can we go in NOW?

Black Mage: The Chapter's 1,132 Words Long.

Gale: So?

Black Mage: We cant go, unless the Author is willing to do a 2,000 Word Chapter, Like Chapter 6.

Which I'm not Willing to, So The Chapter Ends here.

Alf: Aww, Don't be that way!