We were at the club where the consert wuld be, cutting ourselvs and smokin pot and drugs. Lachrimae wasnt there 'cause he suks. Lanius was drinking some blood from a bottle and I drank too.

"I fukin love blood!" I said

"yeh i luv it too" he said too

"OMG DA CONSERT IS ABOUT 2 START" shouted Lestat.

Then we herd a voise dat sounded all official

"Im sorry, but Paramore and Panic at da Disco wont b able 2 play 2day"
We all complained and moaned

"this so isn't fair!"

"insted we can ofer u a brand new band, ironacaly though, meet... DA OLDE PREPZ"

Da curtain raised and there was that stupid idiot ZAC wif a guitar in da michrophone. 2 old men were there but I didnt recognize dem. One of them was playin drums n da other was wif a keyboard.

"WHO DA FUK R THES GUYZ?"

"We may present u... ZAC, on VOISE n GUITAR", den dat prep made a reverence, he was so tan and blonde and ugly i just hated him!

"SNAP, on keyboards and bakin vocals" he greeted us too, we could react by then so we put our midel fingers up at him.

"Ew isnt he like a pedo or somethin y is he here? Wheres paramore?" complained Vampiella in a loud voice

"N last but not leest... LOOPIN on drums n bakin vocals 2!". We all insulted him and put our midel fingers up at him

"Dis isnt fair!1" cried Mareeleeno.

They started playing a KATY PERRY song (dat oen dat sayz "i wana c ur peackok)", we tried to leave but da doors were closd wif spells n we had left our wands in da car! (it was a realy cool car it said 666 on da license plate). We held our heds disgustedly. They folowed wif Lady Gaga covers Britney Spears covers Justin Bieber Covers and Rihanna covers. Some people who were supposed 2 b punx and goffs started cheering so they turnd out 2 b posers. We punched dem in rage.

Den they plaid a song dat said meen stuff about goffs

"U goffs suk

U r bullys

U suk!

U suk!11

Fuk u!111

U dress al wierd n u suk!11"

They sang dat in a horribel (n i dont mean it in a good way) way

"I CNT STAND DIS ANYMOR" yelled Lanius desperately, he climbed on stage and started fighting with them

"N DONT DO IT" i yelled 2 and i climbed on stage too.

Suddenly al my friends n me were on the stage beatin da crap out of those idiots. Sum1 from production said "STOP,STOP!11" n we got sparated n they had 2 taek him 2 da hospital

I sexily drank blood from Lanius'ss' hurt lips.

"its over now" i said comfortedly. "Da paramore n panic at da disco consert has been moved 2 next week so we can go anyway". N tomorrow we hav rehersals!1 we can compete agenst those idiots in da skools BATEL OF BANDS