Author's Note: Guess what? I'm just gonna be lazy and time skip through the Cave of Darkness. That place takes me like, 3 Hours, Anyway.

Gale: What's That?

Alf: A Fang!

Nero: Yeah! Victory, Dudes!

Voice: Oh, Nothing's that easy, you know.

Black Mage: So true.

Alf: We will defeat you For the Fang!... Uh... What's your name?

Hekaton: I am Hekaton. Ugh, Introduction.

Black Mage: WOAH!

Everyone Else: What?

Black Mage: I think the Author is gonna try his hand at another Battle!

Gale: Sweet! That makes things more Intersesting!

Alf: Go!

Nero: Karatekas First, Dudes! I have the most Agility anyway.

Nero Makes the First Attack, doing incredible Damage, Naturally. Next was Gale with his awesome Dark Sword's Power, Hekaton Countered, Using Bolt 3 on Nero.

Alf: Why couldn't I guard that?

Black Mage: Because that's magic, You can only guard Physical attacks.

Gale: What if his Magic keeps up?

Black Mage: ...We're dead.

Alf: Might as well equip my Swords again.

Alf attacks, but since Hekaton Has a High Defense, it did minimal Damage.

Alf: How come Gale did more damage?

Black Mage: Because that's what Dark Swords do.

Gale: Give me a boost, then!

Black Mage used Haste on Gale. Alf, resisting the urge to attack, used a Phoenix Down on Nero.

Nero: Back In Action, Dudes!

Black Mage: Don't party just yet, There's still that chance where the boss is a total jerk and keeps attacking the person you just revived.

Gale really wanted to attack, because of his haste, But he was the only one who knows Healing Spells of any kind, so He used Cure 2 on Nero. This wasn't enough, So Alf used a Hi-Potion on Nero. Black Mage used Haste on Nero, Because he did at one point do as much damage as Gale.

Nero: Full Power, Dude!

Gale: Yeah!

Nero and Gale did a totally awesome Team Attack, but because you are reading just words, I'm afraid you couldn't see it.

Black Mage: (Sigh) What a Pushover...

Alf: He did Kill Nero once.

Black Mage: But he didn't get any more turns after that, noticed?

Gale: Wait, Wouldn't that mean we got more that 1 turn?

Black Mage: I think we got 3.

Nero: Because we're that awesome, Dude!

Black Mage: Should we be going to Dorga and Unne now?

Alf: Exit!

Gale: On it!

Outside the Cave of Darkness and inside Dorga's House...

Totally not Dorga: Good You finally got all the Fangs!

Totally not Unne: Now you can challenge the epic hardness that is of our awesome dungeon!

Totally not Dorga: You did get the Earth Crystal, Right?

Black Mage: Unne won't give the Fire Fang to us, so we came here to pick it up.

Alf and Gale: (That's why we came here?)

Totally not Unne: Oh, Here you go, A moogle will be delivering it Shortly.

Moogle: Kupo!

Gale: That was fast.

Totally not Unne: Hoho, I did say fast, didn't I?

Totally not Dorga: Now go get your little Crystal, Don't worry, We'll still be here!

On the Airship...

Alf: So, where do you think the Earth Crystal is?

Nero: Let's look at the map, Dude!

Gale: SIGHT!

Alf: Let's try here!

Gale: Why there?

Alf: Because there's 4 statues guarding that Epic looking Entrance.

Black Mage: Good enough for me.

At the Statues of the Quest...

Wind Statue: Halt! You must have the Wind Fang to pass!

Black Mage: And if we don't?

Wind Statue: I'll cast Death on your whole party, killing you instantly.

Gale: What the heck? We don't even get A fighting Chance?

Wind Statue: That IS, If you have the Wind Fang.

Gale: Here it is.

Wind Statue: Okay... Let me see that for a s-

BOOM!

Gale and Black Mage: He... Blew up?

Alf and Nero are laughing uncontrolably.

Alf: Haha! He.. Just... BLEW UP! Haahaha!

Nero: We gotta see that again, Dude!

Water Statue: You can Pass only if you ha-

BOOM!

Fire Statue: You can Pa-

BOOM!

Earth Statue: Y-

BOOM!

Gale: It's funny how you just cut them off like that that.

Black Mage: Haha... Yeah.

Nero: Look there's a huge Building over there, Dudes!

Alf: Nothing to do but go in there!

In the Ancient's Labyrinth...

Earth Crystal: Oh, There you are, Light Warriors! Titan here keeps bugging me for my power!

Titan: Gimme' your power.

Earth Crystal: NO! Anyway, Please, get him off my back for me!

Alf and Nero: Charge!

Nero, with his agility, made the first attack, doing some decent damage. Gale, coming next, attacked with his Sharp Dark Swords. Titan stomped the ground very hard, causing a giant earthquake that made the room nearly fall apart! The Light Warriors stood no chance against the Mighty Titan. Gale has already used his attack, so the Light Warriors didn't know their next move. Alf, Attacking as usual, because that's what Knights do. Black Mage casted Haste on Nero. Normally, he would've used it on Gale, but he knew Gale had to do some Healing next round. Nero attacked again, but this time, with his Hasted powers. Titan made the Earthquake happen again, so now the Light Warriors are in Grave Danger... But just then, Gale started Casting a magic spell, one he knew was way out of his league. But tried anyway...

Gale: Please... Work...! This is our only chance!... CURE 4!

Silence Filled the room...

...

Huge Holy lights came into the room and surrounded the Light Warriors, and came out as Good as new!

Gale: Whew, that was a big one... I don't think I can do that again...

Alf: You have to, if we're going to live! Drink an Ether!

Black Mage Casted Haste on Gale for his upcoming attack, Nero did his usual attacking duty. Then Gale's Hasted attack came. Titan made another- You guessed it, Earthquake. Alf and Black Mage tried to end things before another Cure was needed. They did an Epic Team attack because Gale and Nero did it last time, And it did just enough damage to defeat him!

Gale: Phew... I didn't think we were gonna' make it out of that one...

Alf: If it wasn't for your Cure 4, We wouldn't have!

Gale: So that means I have a spell i'm not supposed to, also!

Black Mage: Doesn't it feel awesome? Because you feel different from everyone else... In the Good way.

Alf: There's a bad way?

Nero: Nevermind that, Dudes! We gotta' get the Earth Crystal!

Earth Crystal: Whew, That'll do good on me for awhile... Anyway, you know the drill, Save crystals, get Jobs! Here you go!

Black Mage: Oh, I've been waiting so long for this!

Black Mage Changed into a Warlock.

Earth Crystal: You there... Dark Knight.

Gale: Me?

Earth Crystal: You were a Red Mage before, correct?

Gale: Yes.

Earth Crystal: After you learned Cure 4, I think you deserve to learn the sacred ways of the Red Wizard.

Gale: Wow! I didn't think I'd ever get to be one of those! A Red Wizard...

Gale Changed into a Red Wizard.

Earth Crystal: Alf, Gale, Nero, Ark...

Alf Gale and Nero: Huh?

Black Mage: Don't act so suprised... That's my real name.

Nero: I knew It'd come around eventually, Dude!

Gale: But why would you want to hide something like that?

Black Mage: Let's just hear what the Crystal has to say before this gets any more awkward...

Earth Crystal: (Ahem) Now that you've rescued the 4 Crystals, You now have to climb the Sylx Tower. But Dorga and Unne Should give you the key there. Come back with the Key, Light Warriors! Save our World...

Alf: What are you gonna' do?

Earth Crystal: Fix this room...

Gale: Good luck with that! EXIT!

Inside the Airship...

Nero: I knew you had a name this whole time, Dude! I hadn't given up hope since the beggining!

Gale: But it would be weird suddenly calling you by a new name...

Alf: Can we still just call him Black Mage?

Black Mage: Meh, My nametag stayed that way anyway. So I guess the Author agrees too.

Alf Gale and Nero: Hooray!

A few minutes later...

Black Mage: Maybe We should prepare some items...

Gale: What makes you say that?

Black Mage: What are the chances that the epic hardness dungeon actually is epic hardness?

Gale: Meh good point.

Alf: Let's go to Salonia!

Black Mage: Alright, Let's go.

At Salonia...

Gale: I'll go get the Items, It'll only be a sec!

Gale runs off.

Viking: Heeey! It's been awhile hasn't it?

Alf: We just found out Black Mage's Name!

Viking: Didja? Might as well introduce ourselves, next! My name's Durant!

Geomancer: I'm Ryder!

Alf: Fitting names!

Black Mage: Well, that's the whole family. Satisfied? Any more questions?

Alf and Nero: Not right now, No...

Viking: To think that you guys're gonna' save the world...

Geomancer: Be sure to protect Mr. Magey! He always had low defense!

Black Mage: Not as low as yours!

Gale: Okay! I'm Back! I got the items!

Viking: Well, be sure to pay us a visit when you're done saving the world!

Geomancer: Bye Bye!

The Light Warriors went to their Airship and flew to Dorga's House.

Totally not Dorga: Okay! Is EVERYTHING out of the way now?

Black Mage: Should be.

Totally not Dorga: Okay! Now enter this cave, and try to conquer it! Or your DOOM Will happen!

Totally not Dorga and Unne: Mwahahahaha!

The Light Warriors Slowly step in Dorga's Cave... And the Closes behind them. And now, they must face the Dangers of Dorga's Cave with no Healing. AT ALL. I mean, How evil is that?