A short chapter taking place during the World 4 cutscene of Super Paper Mario. I just HAD to update this story SOME...
"Owheeeeeeeee... owheeeowheee-bum-bum-buay... in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight... IN the jungle, the MIGHTY jungle, the lion sleeps tonight... owwheee... owheeowhee-bum-bum-buay... OWHEEEEEEEE-"
"That's quite enough, Nastasia."
"But, count, I WAS JUST BEGINNING!"
The Count points a finger at all his sleeping minions: O'Chunks, Dimentio, Mr. L, and Mimi.
"Oh- right, boss. 'K, I guess I'll stop."
"Finally!" exclaims O'Chunks. "Now can you let me go pound us some plumber?"
"Be patient, O'Chunks. Yes, I have a mission for you."
"YEAHHH! Okay, guys, I'm out." He jumps off his seat into the darkness of the castle. No one, however, informed him that a crowd of spike helmet goombas were being trained right over the place he jumped.
"I do not understand what makes him unable to see the fact that he will be beaten like Bowser on a mid-summer's day," comments Mr. L. The shrieking from below gets louder.
"Well, I've gotta go work on Dimention D to figure out how to stop making the dimension also give your ENEMY more power and not just you..."
"And I must go now to enhance the Brobot," says Mr. L. They flip out of the castle.
"Aww, Mimi's let out of all the fun!"
"Of course you are, you worthless spider woman."
Mimi starts to sob about how horrible her life is, and disappears.
After a few seconds, Nastasia speaks up. "If I, um.. if..."
"What?" asks the Count.
"If I... could've known that Burger King sold Jr. Whoppers earlier, things would've been... different."
"Nastasia." Count Bleck gazes off into the distance. "The Double Whopper cannot be replaced. You cannot try and do so."
"I'm... I'm very sorry, Count. That just kind of... slipped out."
And with that, they were gone.
"Oh wait, Count. You forgot your lifetime supply of dress coats."
Count Bleck snatches the stack of fancy clothes without a word. "Nastasia, don't you have work to do?"
"Yes, Master."
And with that, they were gone.
I know it was a short chapter, and I didn't use anyone's requests (except for Luigisgirlfriend's a little, because I didn't do much with Mr. L last chapter). I felt I had to update SOMETHING today because I'm not sure when will be the next time I'm able to.
Starlow will be in the next chapter because she received the most votes.
To the people who are wondering if I have played this game: The answer is no. Don't ask.