Hai everybody!

Sorry the last few chapters haven't been what they should have been. I needed a break to think of some new ideas.

YAY I HAVE COMPUTER ACCESS FOR A LITTLE WHILE!

There are a few people I needed to respond to in reviews because they were new:

mrs. mario13: I'M A HOST TOO! NO!

Kubu: How is it a Legend of Zelda fanfic...?

ShiverIntheLight: xD That's a good idea... my teacher watches that show... oh, you don't need to know that... Anyway. I will do that idea next chapter because I couldn't find a place for it in this one.

So yeah. And STARLOW'S IN THIS CHAPTER! I'm actually surprised that she won. Most people (not me) find her annoying.

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from the Mario franchise, and they all rightfully belong to Nintendo. I also did not mean to offend any hippies in the making of this chapter.

~ABRUPT AUTHOR'S NOTE TRANSITION~

"Hey!" Bowser roars. "Clean up my castle NOW! I WILL NOT STAND TO MISS THE NEW EPISODE OF BRADY BUNCH TONIGHT!"

He walks through his home, surveying the goombas and koopas working on the castle. And then, something catches his eye.

"HEY! YOU! GOOMBA! YEAH, YOU!"

The goomba is working intently at painting the walls.

"YOU MISSED THIS PIXEL!" he growls, stabbing his finger at a section on the wall. He then begins to beat the goomba- um, nevermind.

"Mumble mumble mumble," Bowser mumbles as he storms down the hall. The goomba, on the other hand, is paralyzed in a state of- um, nevermind.

Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi are walking through Mushroom City.

"Soap, soap, soap soap soap. Soap is good for the skin! Take a shower everyday and wash with soap soap soap!" sings Luigi.

They are on their way to Bowser's Castle to save Peach.

"Soap is used for maintaining bodily hygiene! Bodily hygiene! Soap soap soap OH CRAP A GOOMBA-"

Luigi falls face down on the ground.

"Luigi, get up!" Mario ushers.

"I DONWANNAAAAaaaaaaaaaa..." Luigi screams, muffled by the pavement.

"Luigi."

"... Mario, we've saved that ugly princess freak eighty seven and a half times now! LET'S JUST GIVE UP! Let's retire! Spend this time enjoying our lives!"

Mario contemplates this. "Okay, sure!"

And they give up.

"Mario should be here by now," grumbles Bowser, now that the castle cleaning is done.

"Wait. Lord Bowser, you forgot to attach the axe that brings you to your death," says a servant shy guy.

Bowser takes the axe to the end of the room and ties it loosely so that Mario will easily be able to take it and destroy the floor Bowser stands on.

A few minutes later, Mario and Luigi walk in.

"Finally, you're here!" roars Bowser. But something is off about them. He listens to their conversation as they make their way through the castle.

"Hey, man. That fro is totally groovy."

"Yeah. So far out, man. Groovy."

"Yeah. Groovy."

"Totally hip."

"Groovy."

"Groovy."

What the heck is up with them? Bowser thinks.

Soon, they show up in his lair. Bowser almost faints.

Both Mario and Luigi are wearing stereotypical gigantic afros with funky fresh psychedelic jumpsuits and pierced ears.

"Hey, man," says Mario. "King Koopa. You need to chillax. Enjoy the groovy things in life, right?"

Bowser's eyes are about to melt out of his skull in an oozing stew of eyeballs.

"So we're here to tell you that we're not fighting you anymore. You're on your own now, okay, man? Take the princess. We're going to Woodstock. Peace."

And this wouldn't be a parody without random cartoon characters walking in during awkward and odd moments!

"Say, Shaggy, do you think the Creeper went this way?" asks Velma.

"I don't know, Velma! That creepy dragon sure looks a lot like him!" exclaims Shaggy.

"Let's get him!" suggests Fred.

"This must be a clue!" says Shaggy.

"Yeah!" says Daphne.

And then a net falls out of the sky and captures Bowser.

"Let's see who's under this mask now!" says Fred.

"Yeah!" says Daphne.

"I'M NOT WEARING A MASK!"

They start pulling.

"OUCH!"

~Ten minutes later after realizing Bowser was not wearing a mask~

"Bowser's face condition does not appear to be well," says the doctor. "He may be in the hospital for quite a while."

"Will he be okay?" asks Fred.

"No."

Scooby and the gang run out of the room.

Bowser is wheeled into the ambulance and it drives away.

"Tee hee hee hee! It worked!" says a voice. A yellow floating orb comes out of the shadows and sprinkles magical fairy dust- or whatever- onto Mario and Luigi.

"Hey!" says Luigi. "What am I doing in these clothes!"

"NO! I HAVE MY EARS PIERCED!" screams Mario, ripping the large hoops from his ears. After changing into their regular clothes, Mario and Luigi demand explanations.

"Wait... you're... STARLOW!"

"Yep."

"WHY?"

"Sorry, I needed to use you guys in order to do this."

"WHY?"

"Bowser deserved it for stealing my... diary..." She shook a book clutched in her foot that said Starlow's Dieting Journal. "And so I found Scooby Doo and his gang to harass Bowser's face and I needed you guys to stall him until they got there. Thanks for helping! Now, I'm just going to go catch the latest episode of Brady Bunch." And then Starlow disappeared.

And then Mario and Luigi exploded because they were so fed up with information from Starlow and because I couldn't think of a better way to end this chapter.