Author's Note: Woah, has it been two years already? That's right, this Chapter was posted October 10, 2012. Which means today is This Fanfic's Second Anniversary! Now, Normally I would've typed another chapter of Telefang, but I randomly decided to look at my DSi's calendar. And it said it was October 10th today. I remembered the fic said it got released on the same day two years ago. I always memorized that date because in numbers, it's 10/10/10. So anyway, I thought, "I don't want to make it seem like I forgot..." So I changed plans and decided to write A chapter for this because of it's Second Anniversary. Anyway, Blah blah you get it. Onward with story time!

Black Mage: That was like, the longest Author's note you ever wrote.

I think I wrote Longer, actually.

Gale: Stalling!

Unne: Do we get to fight now? Because Dorga's snoring is starting to bug me.

Dorga: Huh, Whazzat? Oh, YOU SHALL PERISH LIGHT WARRIORS!

Black Mage: Oh, well I guess he started it for us then.

Nero: Claws to the face!

Nero attacked Dorga. With his Karateka-ness, It did a lot more damage than it should have.

Gale: Yay Haste!

Black Mage: Yay overpowered Bio!

Alf soon follows with his attack, because swords get a random insane power drop against bosses, Well... You know how that turned out. And then came Nero's supercharged attack. Dorga survived and then Nero wouldn't stop complaining how an 80 year old guy can survive a Hasted Claw attack. And then Unne continued...

Unne: Meteor!

Black Mage: What? Don't lie, you don't have that spell.

Unne: I always did, it's just you gave me enough time to cast it, because you've been hating on Dorga, over there.

Dorga: Can't breathe... Over here... (Cough)

Unne: Oh, and heads up.

The Meteors come crashing down, and all the Light Warriors barely lived.

Nero: Can't you do that too, dude?

Black Mage: Well, you see... Yeah, the Water Crystal took it from me. Just like Warp.

A quick check in with the Dark Warriors...

Water Crystal: Oh, yeah. Did I ever tell you guys I stole Black Mage's METEOR?

Hyne: Hey! That's the same Meteor that destroyed my Castle!

Guzco: That must be why this place looks like a burnt and dead castle.

Hyne: It's not like I decided to blow up the place.

Water Crystal: Can anybody even CAST this? Hyne?

Hyne: I'd love to. Except I can't. I'm an undead Red wizard, so that tells me no.

Druid: I bet all of you forgot I was a spellcaster. (Takes the Meteor Book and tries it)

Goldor: What power!

Hyne: Oh, you just HAD to blow up my castle again, didn't you?

Water Crystal: Ah this spell will be very useful, indeed. It's so evil I can't help but EVIL LAUGH! MUAHAHAHA!

That took longer than I thought it would... Anyway back to the Light Warriors' epic showdown of doom.

Dorga: Good name... Actually... (Cough)

Nero: I forgot about the Dying old man, actually.

Black Mage: With one on four, things don't look very good for you lady.

Gale: I always thought that was kind of cheap of us...

Alf: What?

Gale: How we four on one every boss.

Unne: Meteor! Ah, I love how you guys keep stalling so I can do that!

Gale: And here's when our stalling is going to be the end of us...

The Meteors wiped them all out.

Unne: Dorga! Get up, we actually won!

Dorga: Ah... Just wait a second... (Casts Cure 4)

Unne: Yeah! Go Old people!

Dorga: That's why you should never multi-target Cure 4... EVER. Shame they had to learn that the hard way.

Unne: Why do I feel like we didn't actually win?

Dorga: Oh yeah, I forgot. They can cheat death and just cheat period, because they keep coming back until they win if they die.

Unne: Now THAT'S Cheap.

At the Light Warriors' last save... In front of the Cave of Darkness...

Black Mage: UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH! Why did we not save it? You ALWAYS save your game before a boss or the newest dungeon!

Nero: Does this mean we have to do everything over again from here?

Alf: Oh! This was when we went into this cave and got the Earth Fang! And when Black Mage was still a Black Mage, and when Gale was a Dark Knight!

Black Mage and Gale: Noooooo! (Turns into their previous classes)

Nero: At least I'm safe, Dudes...

Black Mage: Warp skip?

Gale: But we'll be under-leveled!

Black Mage: Don't worry, we never die... Oh.

Gale: Yeah.

And this is when the player Rage quits the game for a few months. Because you have to do like 4 dungeons over again, You have to do ALL of that level grinding again, and it goes on. Since this is a Fanfic, they can do all of that in just a few seconds!

Black Mage: That sure wasn't a few seconds on our part...

Gale: Well, that's what a Time skip is. You actually have to still do it, you know. It doesn't skip for yourself too. We just do it to decrease the amount of stalling and boring-ness.

Nero: That's what this cave is like, Dudes...

Alf: Dorga sure built a confusing place.

Black Mage: Yay Stalling and boring-ness!

They quickly go through the dungeon because they knew the way.

Dorga: We meet again, Light Warriors.

Black Mage: It's funny because we're not supposed to remember that we died.

Nero: Hey! Our Dead bodies are still here, Dudes!

Gale: I MUST TRY! (Gale casts Life on their Fallen selves)

Other Gale: Wait... If we all died, how are we... Woah.

Other Nero: Clones of us, Dude!

Alf: That's kind of weird to see, actually.

Black Mage: Oh, you're in for it now.

They used the Same strategy as before. Except Double. Both Black Mages use Bio on Unne, Both Gales Haste Both Neros. And Both Alfs attack to do what little combined damage they can.

Nero: This is pretty Sweet, having clones of us.

Other Nero: Overkill Handicap, Dudes!

Gale: Having two of myself really helps out with the healing.

Other Gale: It's sure better than multi-targeting.

Both Black Mages: Yay more spell spamming!

Both Alfs: Gigantic 8-way Team attack, anybody?

Black Mage: We end a lot of boss fights with team attacks, so what the heck.

All Light Warriors: YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

CHAPTER END! Yeah. Because I can.