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I am proud (well, not proud really) to announce that this will be the FINAL chapter of What's the Fourth Wall for a while, for the following reasons:

1. I seem to be running out of ideas (like maybe because I've made fun of all the game shows I've seen on television).

2. As an effect to the last reason, the story seems to be losing popularity. I'm not saying that I'm completely reviewer driven or I'm greedy, but this is because I need time to think.

3. I'd like to start another story once I finish this and Yoshi Cookie, maybe in a different genre.

As of now, as you are reading this, the story has been CANCELLED until further notice.

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...Yeah. So, I'm sorry about this. I may continue it later... but... anyways... I hate how I can never end slightly awkward sentences.

Donkey Kong was enjoying the hot tub he stole I mean bought from someone, when suddenly Rupert Grint/Benedict Arnold/Toucan Sam opened the door to his house and then died but then came back to life but shut the door and died and came back to life.

"What's wrong?" asked DK.

"OHMAIGAWSH DONKEY KONG! THE MEATBALLS ARE IN THE SAUCE!" screamed Rupert Grint/Benedict Arnold/Toucan Sam before he died again and then spontaneously combusted and came back to life again.

DK started screaming and ran past Rupert Grint/Benedict Arnold/Toucan Sam without bothering to address his heart attack/muscle spasm. He called the Toadsworth, the mayor, who decided to abort any system of defence in the Mushroom Kingdom because it was obvious everyone was going to die.

Outside of his house, Bilbo Baggins-is were bashing the elderly with CAUTION: DANGER! signs. "What the underworld is going on here!?" said one elderly.

Police cars swarmed the streets and the SWAT team were yelling in loudspeakers "THE MEATBALLS ARE IN THE SAUCE EVERYONE! ABORT! ABORT! WE'RE GOING DOWN!"

"What's happening?"

"Why is my underwear yellow?"

"I forgot my grandmother!"

"Your grandmother is old enough! Let her die!"

Suddenly, Bowser and the eight Koopalings started casting magical beams that turned people into horrible crafted broccoli costumes. Suddenly it started raining internal organs and everyone died. Except for Mario and Luigi, who were wandering around like nothing was happening. Bowser then ate the princess whole and digested her and then had to visit the bathroom.

"Do you hear something?" asked Luigi.

"Yeah... just some people screaming, Bowser roaring. Y'know."

Bowser exited the bathroom with a sullen look on his face. "Kay guys, time to pack up. I may have to visit the doctor," he said to his children. They packed up their broccoli wands and flew off.

Mario then caught sight of Winnie the Poo singing about toothpicks.

"Hey Winnie," he said. "Whatcha doin'?"

Poo muttered something about global warming and then dissipated into mist.

And suddenly Wario appeared holding Yoshi by the neck.

"It's... my... copy..." managed Yoshi. Super Mario Galaxy 2 dropped to the ground, and so Mario and Luigi decided to boot up their Wii, and everything turned back to normal. Everyone in the Marioverse forgot, after some time, about this fourth wall, and everything went back to normal.

The Mushroom Kingdom never broke the fourth wall again.

Okay, there. I updated. Did you hear that, FFWS. I updated. I'd love to thank all of the reviewers who stayed with me to the end with my horrible and boring humor (even if there are very few but). I still thank everyone who left a review. And because I can't stand to end my chapters on happy notes, here's the very ending:

But then everyone died.

Okay, now I'm satisfied. Have fun mourning my horrible story!

~Tah Marshmallowz Out