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Disclaimer: Nah the Cullens arn't mine, but I call dibs on EMMETT!

Chapter 22

The Dude

BPOV

So life is going great. Alice, Rosalie, and I are in the middle of the Pacific, we've almost gotten killed by a shark, and Rosalie has forgotten that I can't breathe underwater multiple times. What else could go wrong? Wrong question.

"Ohmygod!" Alice screamed jumping out of the water only to splash back down.

"What now?" Rosalie sighed.

"We have to get out of here now!" Alice screamed again starting to swim at vampire speed.

Rosalie sighed again and turned towards me where I was on her back, "Hold on tight."

I nodded my head and she tore after Alice. After a few minutes we finally were coming near some land.

"Bingo," I heard Rosalie whisper.

When we finally hit land Rosalie dumped me of her back and stretched.

"Thanks," I said brushing of the sand from my back.

"Anytime," She grinned back.

"So Alice you want to explain the rush?" I said glaring at her. Swimming at vampire speed was not the most entertaining thing in the world.

"Cruise ship," She shrugged if off as if it were nothing.

"Alice where are we?" Rosalie asked curiously.

"Not exactly sure, but-" She started to answer Rosalie's question but was interrupted.

"Alice?" A man's voice came from behind us. We whipped around towards the voice and stared in shock.

"Carlisle!?" Alice said her jaw dropping.

EMPOV

"Edward?" The voice asked again.

"Shit," Edward said at vampire speed.

He loosened his grip on my shirt and turned towards the voice. Oh god no...

"Hey Charlie," Edward said playing it cool.

Great he still had his gun on him. Just fan-fucking-tastic.

"Edward. Why were you trying to kill your brother?" Charlie asked getting straight to the point.

"Just a misunderstanding," Edward answered smoothly.

"Is that Bella's truck?!" Charlie almost yelled peering around us and looking at the rusty piece of metal.

"Well, uh, Charlie sir," I started to say, "Bella is letting us borrow it for a while you see."

"Mhm, I'm sure," Charlie muttered quietly. I don't think we were supposed to hear.

"Where is my daughter anyways?" He said throwing another question at us.

"Well she's either in the Atlantic, Pacific, Arctic, or Indian ocean, not quiet sure right now," I grinned at him.

"Excuse me?" Charlie hissed his face turning red.

"She's with Alice and Rosalie," Jacob said trying to cover up for me.

"Oh hey Jacob, Mike," Charlie said addressing them.

"Hey Charlie!"

"Uh-hi Bella's dad."

Suddenly my phone rang...crap.

"Um -gulp- hey Carlisle whatz up?" I said trying to act normal.

"Emmett Paul McCarty Cullen." Carlisle used my full name. Shit.

"Yeah dad?" I answered quietly trying to avoid Charlie's curious gaze.

"You. Edward. Rosalie. Jasper. Alice." He growled at me.

"Hey now, I didn't have anything to do with that plane blowing up!" I defended myself.

"ALICE!" Carlisle screamed at somebody in the background. Wait. Alice was with...oh no.

"Uh yeah forgot to mention the blowing up part..." I heard Alice say quietly in the background.

This day was just getting better and better.

BPOV

"Carlisle!?" Alice said her jaw dropping.

Oh my gosh! Carlisle and Esme. This isn't good.

"What ever Alice tells you, I had nothing to do with the stupid plane crashing," Rosalie said.

"ROSALIE!" Alice screamed at her. Her eyes went wide as she realized what she just said.

"Oops..." She whispered.

"Rosalie and Alice Cullen sit over there." Carlisle said his eyes flaming with anger as he pointed to a tree off to the side.

Carlisle walked towards me and looked over me head to toe.

"Are you hurt Bella?" He asked calmly.

"Nope," I replied truthfully.

He sighed and flipped open his phone.

"Emmett," He said his face hard.

"Um ... hey Carlisle whatz up?" I heard Emmett over the phone.

"Emmett Paul McCarty Cullen." Carlisle used his full name. Not good.

Emmett said something quietly that I couldn't hear and then Carlisle's anger came out.

"You. Edward. Rosalie. Jasper. Alice." He growled. Whoa. Not me?

"Hey now, I didn't have anything to do with that plane blowing up!" I heard Emmett defending himself.

EMMETT! God now we are screwed.

"ALICE!" Carlisle turned around and screamed at a cowering Alice.

"Uh yeah forgot to mention the blowing up part..." Alice whispered quietly not making eye contact.

"You blew up a plane?" Esme asked her eyes flaming with anger that we usually didn't see. "What is this now? The 5th or 6th time?"

"Hey ususally it's Emmett!" Alice defended herself.

"Carlisle?" I heard Charlie's voice echo over the phone. Wait Charlie?

"DAD?!" I yelled to nobody.

"Hello Charlie," Carlisle said calmly.

"Where is my daughter...? Charlie asked worried.

Suddenly I was picked up by Rosalie and Alice and I was back in the water and we were swimming at full speed away.

I heard Carlisle in the distance, "ALICE!"

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Yeah yeah it's mega short. Sorry! I have to go to swim a few miles - fun fun!

New chapter should be up on my other story sometime today! check it out :)