A/N

Ok yes it's like monday, well actually tuesday if you consider the time zone I'm in. you all are getting a MEGA fast update. honestly it's around three in the morning, and I have to be up early for swimming, but I really do love you all, and many of you were not happy with me at all. So I'm really hoping this makes people a touch happier :/

Disclaimer: Not even in the mood to write one of these stupid things.

Chapter 24

Car Rides, Flowers, and Bears Oh MY!

EPOV

This was not going to end well. And I really wasn't in the mood to deal with Emmett's crap. Bella was god-knows-where, and I was stuck in this stupid piece of metal with a bunch of idiots!

"Geez Edward anger-management problems?" Jasper grinned over at me vampire speed.

"Get over it," I whispered back annoyed.

'This is going to be good,' Jasper was thinking still grinning.

I knew he could feel Mike's nervousness, hell it was written all over his face. God, he had no idea what he was in for.

'Edward?' Jacob ask me though his thoughts. I nodded showing him I was listening.

'Make sure Emmett remembers that this is a human we are dealing with...' He raised his eyebrows at me.

Good point.

"Emmett," I hissed at vampire speed.

"What!?" He hissed back.

"Human, be careful," I reminded him.

"Yeah, whatever," He grinned back.

'I won't hurt the sad-little moron,' He continued.

I just shook my head at him.

"So Mike," Emmett started.

"So Emmett," Mike said back in the same tone.

"Oh it's on now," Emmett glared at Mike. Nobody challenged Emmett...and lived.

"First question," Mike glared back. "Show me what you got!"

"You're gonna wish you was never born," Emmett muttered.

BPOV

When we reached a small town we were suddenly greeted by tons of market people.

"Welcome, Welcome!"

"Would you be interested..."

"Fresh fruit! Sold here!"

"Cheap! Cheap!"

"For sale, come on everybody needs one!"

Everything was so crazy I couldn't keep up with everything. Then I saw the sign.

"ALICE!" I screamed causing people to jump.

"Yes?" She said sweetly still looking around the small shops.

"Why did you drag us to Hawaii?!" I yelled again.

She sighed, "Come on Bella, we don't have time to argue! We have to check into our hotel soon!"

"Rose!" I whined trying to get out of this.

"Sorry Bella, no-can-do!" She replied merrily walking after Alice.

I groaned and started trudging along after them. Maybe if I walked slow enough, they would forget about me and then I could escape. Suddenly Alice was right beside me.

"Not happening Bella, now MOVE!" She really could be scary.

"I know I know," I sighed.

We checked into our hotel sometime late afternoon and decided to go relax out in the hot tub. Alice had of course picked out a 5 star hotel with only the top most service so everything was supplied for us. There was even a special hot tub reserved under the name Cullen. Wow.

"Don't you think you are going..." I started to say but Alice interrupted me.

"NO!" She defended herself.

"Ok, ok, just a random thought," I smiled. She knew that I didn't like expensive things, but still to see her react like that was pretty amusing.

When we arrived at the hot tub it was pretty amazing. It was all decorated with flowers and beautiful objects.

"Nice pick Alice," Rosalie complimented slipping into the bubbling water.

"I know right?" She agreed joining her in the water.

"Incoming!" I yelled jumping into the middle of the hot tub splashing water all over.

"Thanks Bella," Rosalie laughed shaking her now wet hair.

"Anytime!"

We enjoyed ourselves for a while just relaxing and doing nothing until we were interrupted by Alice's phone ringing.

"Heylo?" She said happily into the phone.

"Say what now?!" She yelled jumping up from the tub.

Then she bursted out laughing.

"Emmett," She giggled. "What have you done to him?!"

"Anything, and Everything!" I heard Emmett's booming laugh echo across the small room.

A/N

Ok thanks for this chapter go to Stella and NCIS agent for their help on this one....also another note:

I don't mind if you guys flame me and crap, but if you honestly don't like it that much instead of just yelling, tell me what to fix and how you want if fixed...it saves me a lota grief! thanks guys :)

I'll try to update as soon as I possibly can.