A/N

Dudes this is like wowz! lol :) Megie fast update for all you peoples! Ok also thanks to you people who pointed out my mistake in the last chapter, and if you didn't find the mistake, I'm not gonna point it out to you - sorry! Thanks for this chapter will be at the bottom!

Disclaimer: I'm oh so happy oh so happy, don't care if I don't own it cause I'm oh so happy oh so happy...and you get the point.

Chapter 25

Long Day

BPOV

Whatever Emmett did I had a feeling it wasn't good.

"Haha, ok Em talk to you later, bye!" Alice said before clicking her phone shut.

"Alice?" Rosalie said raising her eyes.

Alice giggled before turning towards us, "They decided to have a little bit of fun with Mike..."

"Oh no! what did they do?" I yelled jumping up and splashing water everywhere.

The possiblities were endless

Rosalie bursted out laughing. "What happened?!" She gasped

This time Alice started laughing,

"I'll let them explain it to you later," Alice started to say. "But right now it's a cloudy day in Hawaii, and we are leaving tomorrow morning! So let's go people to see, places to go, things to do!" She finished drying off before dragging Rosalie and I up to our room.

"So I take it the only reason we came here was because it was cloudy?" I asked as she started throwing clothes at me I think I was supposed to put on, but I really didn't feel like it.

"You got it! Now go put those on before I force them on you!" She threatened me shoving me into the large bathroom.

"Ugh it was going to be a long day..." I thought to my self

EMPOV

How dare he challenge me! This was war now and he had better be scared as hell.

"First question," I snarled at him, "I'll go easy on you, but trust me they won't always be this nice!"

"Bring it Cullen," Mike threatened me again. Stupid boy.

"How many girls have you kissed?" Psh...I was going so easy that I could play with my mother, to bad she was already long dead.

"Uh...well-" He stuttered.

I felt my jaw drop. I glanced over at Edward who nodded at me. Shit man he had never kissed a girl? Wow.

"Dude you need a life," Jacob said from the driver's seat.

"Agreed," Jasper said shaking his head in disgust.

"Hey now, I never said I haven't kissed a girl," Mike tried to defend himself, but the damage was already done.

"Oh really and who would this girl be?" I asked raising my eyebrows at him.

"Well she was like in my second grade class and like I was really little..." Mike started ranting.

"Enough said," I held up my hand telling him to shut up. "You really need a life."

"Hmpf," Mike crossed his arms like a little kid.

"Man, you should be like buddies with Eddie over here, I mean god he's only kissed Bella in his many years," I said grinning to Mike.

"EMMETT!" Edward whipped around in his seat to glare daggers at me.

"I speak only the truth," I laid a hand over my heart.

"Just get on with the stupid game!" He growled at me.

"I'm just waiting for Mikey here," I held up my hands innocently.

"Mhm sure," He muttered turning back around.

"Ok Emmett you first question," Mike said getting down to business.

"I can't wait!" I said sarcastically.

Just then Edward started shaking with silent laughter. This was going to be good.

"Do you use condoms or is Rosalie on the pill?" Mike said in a totally normal tone and poker face.

That's when I fell apart. Jasper, Edward, and Jacob shortly joined me in laughing.

"Well?" Mike pressed.

"Mikey Mikey Mikey," I shook my head rolling my eyes. "Why in god's creation would I use that sissy stuff?"

At vampire speed I added, "Because you know that Rose is going to get pregnant real soon."

That brought on another round of laughter.

"Well... I mean you know isn't is safer?" Mike was staring at me like I had a third eye.

"You keep thinking that buddy you keep thinking that," I said punching his shoulder softly.

"DUDE!" Jacob yelled swerving over into the wrong lane. "BURGER KING!"

"Eyes on the road please Jacob," Jasper reminded him.

"We are so stopping," Jacob said turning into the parking lot.

"Ugh," Edward groaned.

"Oh my god this sounds so good!" Mike said jumping out of the car.

"Yeah, totally," Jasper said sarcastically.

"Gah, let's just get this over with," I said holding my breath and walking into the nasty human food place.

Jacob and Mike ordered, grabbed their food, and came to join us at a table in the back.

"You guys aren't eating?" Mike asked digging into his food.

"Not hungry," Edward said stiffly.

Then he relaxed and started laughing softly.

"He thinks that we have an eating disorder!" He said at vampire speed.

Oh god...this was going to be a few interesting days.

A/N

That's all I have time for tonight! More coming soon :)

Thanks for this chapter:

Eating Disorder - watupitRosalie

20 Questions questions - fanpires - 68 and LupinxBabe199

Also please I need ideas for 20 questions! help please!