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Chapter 30

They Wouldn't...They Did

JPOV

Everybody departed from the room as I was thinking about what I should do as the dare. Then it hit me. Emmett.

"Hey Em!" I yelled.

I heard him run up from the woods and enter through the back door.

"I didn't do it!" He said glancing around frantically.

"Emmett chill!" I said and he relaxed and threw himself down in the lazyboy chair.

"What's up man?" He said raising his eyes in curiosity.

"I'm going to need your help..." I said trailing off.

"Payback time?" Emmett asked grinning.

"Payback time," I agreed.

BPOV

Edward and I headed up stairs while Jasper thought of a dare. I was scared to death of what he would do to me.

"He won't do anything drastic, promise," Edward said smiling.

"If your sure..." I said still not convinced.

"Positive," He said nodding his head.

"EDDIE!" Emmett shouted upstairs.

"What Emmett?" Edward sighed.

"Family hunting trip!" Emmett sang offkey.

"Why?" Edward said raising his eyebrows.

"Because I'm bored, and Jasper's gonna be a while so I'm making him take a break and we are going on a family hunting trip!" He said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Do we have to?" Edward said slumpling back onto the bed.

"YES! Now say bye to Bella and we are outa here!" Emmett said running back downstairs.

"Ugh, you'll be ok?" Edward asked turning towards me worry on his face.

"Of course! I'm probably going to go to bed soon anyways..." I reassured him.

"Ok I'll be back in the morning then, bye love you," He said walking out the door.

"Love you too," I said softly back.

And with that they were gone. True to what I said I quickly fell asleep on Edward's bed.

**skipping to the morning**

When I woke it was only 7:00AM but I decided to get up anyways. I went and took my shower and when I went down to make breakfast I saw a few different notes sitting on the counter. Odd. I picked the first one up and saw that it was from Jasper.

Dear Bella,

I have decided on your dare. The reason we decided on this hunting trip is so that Edward doesn't rip me apart when you receive this dare. All you have to do is go to the mall with Alice and Rosalie for 2 hours and walk around. Have fun and we'll be back by noon.

Your brother,

Jasper

PS: The dye does come out.

What? What the heck was he talking about dye? And two hours at the mall? Pshh that was nothing. I had been through far worse.

Hey lil' sis!

Ok before you ask, yes I did take part of this and yes Edward is probably going to kill me the minute he sees you. But! Never fear! I shall survive! And besides everything comes out...

The coolio best ever -

EMMETT!

PS: Payback's a bitch!

Something is not right. See me? What was I ugly? And what were they talking about everything coming out....

I ran to the bathroom and screamed bloody murder. My hair. My hair. I was about to pick up my phone and call Alice when I saw a note on the side of the mirror.

Bella! Stop!

Don't you dare pick up that phone! I've got it covered! It's just two hours and everything comes off your skin and hair will be back to normal before you know it!

Love you!

Alice

Dang it. Dang Alice and her stupid vision. Wait. Skin? I looked down at my arm and nearly fainted. It was turning green. I looked at my face in the mirror...it was also slowly turning green. Why me? Why? And honestly pink? Alice should know that pink and green don't look good together..well at least not on me. And Edward... EDWARD! What was he going to say...

"We're home!!!" I heard Emmett yell downstairs. Oh no.

"Emmett Paul McCarty Cullen," I said deathly quiet knowing he would still hear me.

I heard him come up the stairs. "Hiya Be-" He stopped dead in his tracks.

And then he was rolling around on the floor laughing. That did it.

"I hate you! I hate you all!" I scream kicking him, but that only managed to bruise my foot.

"Hey Bella what's-" Jasper stopped when he came in the room.

Then he was clutching his sides laughing with Emmett.

"I hate you too!" I screamed.

"BELLA?!" I heard Edward yelling as he ran upstairs.

"Crap!" I whispered as I slammed the door shut and locked it.

Suddenly Alice was behind me with Rosalie at her side.

"Come on Bella! It's time to split!" Alice said as she picked me up and jumped out the window just as Edward busted through the door.

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