A/N

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Chapter 32

We're Home!

BPOV

We pulled up to the house and Edward went over the last minute details of the plan with me.

"Understand everything?" He asked getting out of the Volvo.

"Perfectly," I replied grinning.

I ran over to the Porshe and grabbed all the shiny pieces of plastic out of the glove box. Ha. Take that Alice. Then I gave them to Edward who tore all 20 of them into tiny pieces and littered them all over the seats in the car. Then we heard her.

"EDWARDDDDDDDD! NO!!!!!!" Alice screamed running full blast into the garage.

"Your to late," He grinned walking into the house holding my hand.

"No! NO!" She screamed from outside.

"What did you do to her?" Emmett said playing with something in his hands.

"We didn't do anything to her...just her credit cards," I said laughing.

My laughter was cut short as Alice burst through the door not even bothering to open it.

"I HATE YOU!" She growled at Edward.

"I'd love to stay and chat sis, but I have things to do!" Edward said running off.

"He's dead," Emmett laughed as Alice chased after him with murder written all over her face.

Just then Rosalie walked down the stairs and stopped dead in her tracks at the bottom.

"Emmett?" She said hesitantly.

"Yeah what's up?" He said glancing up at her.

"Why do you have a tampon?" She said with a worried look on her face.

My eyes zeroed in on his hands and sure enough - tampon.

"Well I'm trying to figure out how these things work," He said looking back at the piece of plastic in his hands.

"Good luck with that," Rosalie said shaking her head and coming over to sit by me.

"Bella what's wrong with him?" Jasper whispered suddenly behind me.

"A lot," Rosalie answered grinning at Emmett who was totally oblivious to our conversation.

Just then I heard a car pull into the driveway and everybody stiffened.

"Great," Rosalie muttered rushing around trying to pick up the broken door, courtesy of Alice.

"Shit, shit, shit," Jasper said throwing me a longsleve shirt.

"Put it on Bella," He whispered as two car doors shut.

"Hey everybody we're-" Carlisle stop short on the porch steps.

"What happened here?!" Esme cried mourning over her beautiful -now busted- door.

"Alice," Rosalie said glad that this problem was not her fault.

"ALICE?" Carlisle yelled angrily walking into the living room.

Edward came running into the living room with Alice right on his tail.

"Hold up you two," Carlisle said grabbing Edward's collar stopping him.

"Hi dad," Edward said trying to suck up to him.

"G'Afternoon, Edward," Carlisle said glaring at everybody and then his eyes landed on me.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! What did you do to Bella?!" He yelled causing everybody to shrink back.

"Uh..well you see Carlisle," Emmett tried to think of a good story to tell him.

"Well truthfully Carlisle, he and Jasper decided it would be funny to dye my hair and skin," I spoke up grinning as Emmett and Jasper glared at me seems they knew they were in for it now.

"Oh really," Carlisle said raising his eyes at his children. "And what was the motive behind this?"

"We were playing Dare or Dare!" Emmett said trying to get me in trouble.

"Excuse me?" Esme said glaring at Emmett.

"What..I mean is.." Emmett said trying to cover up his mistake.

"And what did I say the last time you played this Emmett?" Esme growled at him.

"Ummm..." Emmett said thinking back while everybody else started snickering.

"Edward, keys. Alice, cards. Rosalie, keys. Emmett, X-box. Jasper, books. Bella, you need to take a shower to get that off." Carlisle said as everybody handed over the items that Carlisle ordered them too.

"Stupid," Emmett muttered as he handed over his game.

"Idiot,"

"No shopping?!"

"What?!"

"I hate you,"

"Is a shower going to really help anything Carlisle?" I asked.

"Of course, it will all come off with a little soap, didn't Emmett tell you that?" Carlisle said glaring at Emmett.

"No-"

"Emmett keys too," Carlisle said.

"WHAT?! NO!" Emmett said holding the keys to his jeep as though it was his own baby.

"Do you want me to add more?" Carlisle threatened.

"I hate you Bella," Emmett sighed handing over his keys to Esme who broke them in half.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Emmett yelled cause me to wince.

"For being mean to Bella," Esme said glaring at Emmett.

"Fine, I love you dearest Bella," Emmett said.

"Thank-you," Esme said pulling out the spare set of keys from behind her back.

"Now all of you upstairs and into your rooms!" She ordered.

"Fine,"

"I'm not coming back down!"

"Hpmf,"

"Ughh,"

"Next time it's Truth or Truth," Emmett said as he slammed his door shut.

A/N

Ok guys...*tear* this is the end. Thank-you everybody who reviewed and read this story. And thanks for those people who just read it :) I really love you all and I would give you all a big hug if I knew you, but sadly I don't so this will have to do! *HEARTS&&HUGS*

Thank you everybody!

-luvemmett