Once again, edited chapter!

You should know already that I do not own Naruto. -hides crossed fingers-


Code Error! Naruto & Co. on the Loose!

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Chapter Five: Enter Uzumaki Naruto! Datte-bayo!


Sakura slowly took a pair of chopsticks and separated them. She took both of them in her right hand ready to eat her ramen. Oh, how she was going to enjoy it! The smell of the oh so delicious ramen filled her whole system. She grabbed some of it with her chopsticks and leaned her face closer to her plate so she wouldn't spill any of it. The tip of her tongue was about to touch the mouth-watering ramen, when Itachi suddenly appeared in front of her.

Sakura lowered her chopsticks holding her succulent ramen and stared at the Uchiha with a raised eyebrow. Damn, she almost had tasted it.

"What do you want Uchiha?" she asked annoyed wanting to gobble her ramen until nothing remained.

Itachi stared at her coolly. "I see you're being lazy, again."

Sakura scolded. "Can't I no longer just eat my ramen in peace?"

Itachi just kept staring. "You should try eating vegetables and fruit like myself."

After he finished saying that, Sakura's ramen disappeared and two bowls appeared before her. One was filled up with various colorful, rich fruits and the other with a mixture of different shades of fresh, green vegetables.

Sakura looked up from both bowls, her glare had darkened. "I am not a hippie like you Uchiha. Stay away from my business!" she snapped.

Itachi narrowed his sinister eyes obnoxiously at her. "You will pay, Sakura, for calling me such a word."

And with that her whole world turned to dark.

Sakura instantly raised herself from her bed into a sitting position. She raised her shaky, petite hand to pull back some of her pink strands of hair out of her viewing site and her sweaty face.

"That was some nightmare!"

She calmed her fast breathing and laid back down. She closed her eyes remembering that horrible nightmare. She then snaps them open, scanning every inch of her room with those emerald green eyes of hers.

"You will pay Sakura…"

"Uchiha."

She was about to run into Itachi's room when she suddenly remembered she was all sweaty from her nightmare. She cringed away from her door and went to her restroom to take a shower.

Already wearing her school uniform, Sakura rushed out of her room to head to Itachi's. She opened the door broadly without warning to see no Itachi present. Then her nose catches a slight smell of ramen in the air.

"Kitchen," she declared already nervous of what is to come.

She semi runs her way to her delicate kitchen. She notices the light is on as she gets nearer and the smell of ramen takes over all her senses.

She forces her long legs to hurry even faster than before. Finally at the entrance of the kitchen, she peeks inside. "Ita-"

She came to a sudden halt, her already big eyes widened even more than before.

What the hell was going on?

A yellow-blonde guy sat with his legs crisscrossed on the middle of her auburn colored, flimsy table. Surrounding him, almost protectively like a castle, were cups of instant ramen already eaten from them. They were all empty.

The blonde noticing a presence, looks up from the ramen cup he was so occupied on eating to stare at the pink-haired girl in front of him.

He grins at her, allowing anyone to see all his ultra white teeth. He had missed the hazardous aura she was giving off at the moment, so he decided to introduce himself.

"He-"

He was cut off the instant Sakura charged at him.


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Itachi had gone training to the park again that morning. He had woken up extra early so no one would be present when he would arrive there. And of course no one was, after all, it was 2:00 a.m.

Now he was in front of Sakura's apartment, grabbing the keys she had given him from his left pocket. As soon as he entered, he felt a strong, thick, dark aura invade the whole apartment. His dark, beautiful eyes scanned the living room swiftly to see no life in it.

He saw the kitchen's light was on. In an instant he was in the entrance. He then released a breath he didn't knew that he himself was holding. The Uchiha then smirked.

On the kitchen's floor was Sakura chocking a certain blonde boy he knew to death. Said blonde boy, was trying to stop her by pulling on her wrists, which wasn't working so well.

Sakura heard a chuckle and looked up to see the Uchiha she was planning to kill. She released her tight grip of the blonde guy and stood up.

"You!" she snarled, stomping her way to the raven haired man pointing a finger accusingly.

"You told him to do this!"

Itachi raised an elegant, dark eyebrow bewildered. Damn Uchihas and their perfect eyebrows. "Why would I do that?"

Sakura crossed her arms over her chest. "Because you threatened me that if I didn't eat those two bowls of…" She blinks.

"Shit."

Itachi still had his perfect eyebrow raised. "I what?"

"Damn it Sakura! That was a dream! Remember? Kami… you're so stupid Sakura!"

She hits her large forehead with the palm of her hand.

"Nothing Uchiha… My mistake…"

Itachi looked at her some more before shifting his gaze towards the blonde.

"What did I tell you, Fox Boy?"

The blonde glares up at him and quickly stands up still rubbing his neck gently, trying to ease the pain.

"My name is not Fox Boy! You should know that by now Itachi-bastard!"

Itachi glares down at him while Sakura looks back at the guy she was chocking a few moments ago. Then it hits her hard like when she looses one of her favorite video games.

"You're from the videogame too! You came out of the TV!" Sakura at the moment looked like a fish out of water due to her surprised state.

The so called Fox Boy frowns. "What's that?"

"An electronic device for receiving and reproducing the images and sounds of a combined audio and video signal." Itachi deadpanned.

Both Sakura and the blonde stare up at him with quirked eyebrows and questioning looks. What the hell?

"I made my own research about this world." Itachi explained.

The fox boy still looked bewildered.

" The rectangular item that is placed on the living room. They call it, 'television'."

"Mhmmm…" the blond boy nods understanding perfectly what he's talking about —now.

Sakura stared at the new man from the corner of her eyes, scrutinizing him. Ah, yes. She remembered seeing the black and orange wearing jumpsuit guy in front of the video game's case.

"You're…" Sakura starts.

The blonde grins the widest smile Sakura has ever seen. The boy points at himself with his thumb proudly.

"Uzumaki Naruto is the name! Datte-bayo!"

Sakura smiled. She liked the hyper boy's attitude already. She stretched her hand out to him to greet him.

"Haruno Sakura. Nice to meet you."

Naruto gladly accepted it with his own right hand. "Nice meeting you too, Sakura-chan!"

They release their hold and Sakura's eyes once again wander around her kitchen. She will have to clean her kitchen after school today, that at the current moment was invaded by instant cups of ramen, or otherwise they would go late to school.

Naruto noticed the pink-haired girl staring at the empty ramen cups. "Sorry for eating all your ramen, Sakura-chan." He said apologetic.

Sakura smiled up at him. "That's ok. But I got to admit, for someone like you to eat all those ramen… You're not even fat! Where do you manage to fit them all?" She inquires while looking down at his perfect flat stomach.

Naruto laughs innocently. "I can say the same thing about your strength! Where do you hide so much of it in those petite arms of yours!" He rubs his neck again remembering how tight she was chocking him.

She laughs embarrassed. "Anyway I have something really fast I have to do. Itachi, you wouldn't mind letting Naruto borrow one of your uniforms? I'll buy him some today."

Itachi shook his head.

"Ok that's settled. Naruto, you plan on staying here a while, correct?"

"Hai!" Naruto responded merrily.

"Ok then, I have to go somewhere. Don't go to school without me."

Naruto tilted his head. "School?" Sakura grabbed her keys from a cabinet and turned to face him.

"Yeah, like Ninja Academy except you don't do ninja stuff…" she stares up at the Uchiha remembering how she had explained it to him.

"I'll explain to him everything. Go do what you need to do, Sakura." Itachi commanded.

"Ok! Thanks Itachi! I'll try to hurry!" She then runs out of her apartment.

Itachi was gone in an instant that Naruto didn't even noticed he had moved until he saw him holding a white collar shirt with a black tie and a pair of pants.

"Here. These are for school."

"Wow! Fancy! Thanks Itachi! I'll wash them after I use them and give them to you all cleaned up and nicely folded-"

"Burn them. I don't want it back."

Naruto frowned. "Fine! I'll keep them! Sakura's money won't go to waste!" He turned around and went to change in the restroom.


Sakura had gone to pay another visit to the short dark man again. After that she made a copy of her apartment key and bought a cute orange fox as a keychain. When she arrived at her apartment, both Naruto and Itachi were sitting on the living room. Naruto waiting patiently and happy while Itachi looked annoyed.

Sakura took out the key she made for Naruto and handed it to him. "Here. So you can come in when I'm not around. Has Itachi explained to you all the guidelines and stuff?"

Naruto nodded. "Hai!"

"Ok then." She paused, "How did you even get out of the game? I haven't played since Itachi came out of it."

"That's because I played with it." A velvety silky voice interrupted.

Sakura turned to face Itachi. "You played?" she inquires surprised.

"Indeed. I am also proud to announce that I passed the whole game in a couple of hours." He then smirks awaiting Sakura's reaction.

Sakura looked at him with raised eyebrows and her mouth agape. She sure liked looking like a fish at times.

"YOU WHAT?"

Itachi tilted his head as if he were confused. "I said, I passed the whole game." His smirk was more visible now. "And at a much more faster pace than you. Oh wait? You hadn't even passed it. Hmmm… I guess I beat you to it."

Oh how Sakura's face was so priceless!

"YOU DAMN UCHIHA! YOU WILL PAY!" Now both of her hands were rolled into fists.

"Ca-Calm down, Sakura-chan!" Naruto told her trying to soothe her.

She rolled up her sleeves and placed both her hands on her hips.

"Any last words, Uchiha?"

Itachi's dark eyes stared down at her as amusement danced on them.

"Hn."

He then, in a swift move, ran out the door leaving the door wide open.

"YOU BASTARD! THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD! LET ME KICK YOUR SORRY ASS UCHIHA!" She ran after him.

Naruto chased after Sakura but stopped on his heels as he remembered that someone needed to lock the door. He took his keys he had barely received from the pinkette and locked the door as fast as he could possibly have done so.

"This sure will be fun. Datte-bayo!"

He then chased after Sakura who was after Itachi with all the intentions of killing him.

Hey, at least they will arrive to school early…


Bah! Same plot just edited grammar. So Naruto is out. Congratulations on all of those who guessed! Certainly everyone. And in the next chapter all three of them will be at school. Sounds like trouble! What do you think will happen? Review new readers!