FINALLY PART 6! Sorry for the long hiatus! Ive been very busy with lots of stuff and other fics. This one isnt really funny. Its just...out there. Im sorry..some person I am... But I really hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN RESIDENT EVIL, CHARACTERS AND THE PLACES HERE! Inspired by ClaireFan82's "A Girls guide to Wesker and Brownies"
Chris was sound asleep buried under his covers. That was until his alarm clock went into a beeping 'fit'. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! The sound nearly deafened his ears. He jolted his arm out of the covers to hit the stop button. Then, proceeded to jump out of bed, grabbed a white t-shirt, navy blue jeans, black boxers, his combat boots along with a green towel and headed directly into the shower and came out with all his clothes on, within 5 minutes, he was clean as a whistle. He checked the time.
'5:10, damn! Way too early!' He was surprised it took him 10 minutes to get ready. He looked around and realized he was completely prepared and had 50 minutes to spare before going Survival Camping. He searched around his house looking for any items he probably left out.
Nothing.
He left nothing out. He chose to go for a spin in his red Jaguar. A car originally meant for his sister, Claire, but she told him she wanted to get a car on her own, not with his help. So he kept it.
He drove by a few diners along the way, making him hungry. But he wanted his personal favorite diner, Emmy's Diner. A few turns, and he finally made it to Emmy's. He climbed out of his car and pushed the door open into his heaven. Julie, one of the waitresses who had a huge crush on Chris, rushed over to him as he sat in a table close to the windows.
"Oh, Chris! I didn't know you'd come today!" Julie said to him. She always said that whenever he came to the Diner on free times.
"Haha, well you know me. I love this place." Chris responded.
"Well, Mister Diner lover, what would you like?"Let's see….' He opened the little menu booklet. 'I want coffee, black with sugar, and how 'bout a bacon, egg and cheese on roll bun. Or is that too much?" Chris couldn't help but laugh.
"Haha, not at all. Give me a few, and I'll come back with it, 'kay?"
"Sure." Chris waited about a good 10 to 15 minutes and Julie came back with his order.
"Finally!" Chris began to chomp away on his food. He finished up and asked for his check. Julie came back with it and some tooth picks.
"Thanks!" Chris paid and put in a tip for her. He left the diner checking his watch while heading to his car. His watch read, 5:45.
'Yes! Time to head home!' He jumped into his car, speeding to his house, collected all his bags and tent, along with a handgun, 5 clips, a survival knife, first aid kit, a flash light and a compass. Loaded everything in his car and drove off. He had to keep reminding himself that Wesker wanted him to park in the garage of the RPD.
He got to the police station at 5:57 and parked his car in the garage, taking out all his stuff and left off to the Main Hall to wait for the others by the huge statue of a woman holding a pot pouring water.
He got there and was surprised to see Joseph sitting there. Wesker, Jill and Barry were there too, but no sign of Brad.
"Hey, Captain Wesker where's Brad?" Chris asked as he walked up to his superior.
"Brad went to fetch me some coffee." Wesker said.
"Why's you make him do that?"
"Because I can."
"Ha! Man, you gotta love Wesker!" Joseph laughed out.
"Shut up, Frost."
"Aww." Joseph responded to Wesker's bluntness.
Shortly after, the team spotted Brad coming back with a cup of coffee in his hand, and 2 books in the other from the door closest to the entrance of the station.
"What's with the books, Brad?" Jill asked.
"Oh, I'll be reading them on the bus in case if I get bored or something."
"Ah, the usual nerd thing to do." Joseph commented.
"The usual DUMB thing to say." Brad retorted.
"You wanna take this outside, Vickers?"
"GUYS!" Jill cut in. She wasn't gonna let a fight happen over something so stupid.
"Yes, well, it is now 6:05, gather your things the bus is out waiting for us." Wesker ordered.
"What kind of bus do we got?" Joseph asked.
"Don't you mean, 'What kind of bus do we have?" Barry corrected.
"Nope."
The team finished getting all their things and headed out the main entrance to see the gate doors open and a private bus waiting for them. The bus had a STARS logo on it along with 'Raccoon City, Property of Umbrella' written on it in small letters. The auto-open doors of the bus opened for Wesker and everyone else. They began to stuff their over-head compartments with their luggage and sat down in big two-seater chairs.
Wesker sat in the front on the right, next to the bus door while Barry sat in the front left side. Chris sat horizontally across from Jill on the right and behind Wesker, she was on the left behind Barry. Brad behind Jill, Joseph behind Chris.
The bus was rather small for such luxury. But, good enough for them. The driver got on the bus and gave Wesker a strange look of concern. But Wesker acted like the man didn't exist. The driver told everyone to make sure the compartments are tight closed and to put on seat belts. "The ride will take a good 4 hours", The driver told them. But they all seem to not care.
'One hell of a long ride.' Brad thought. He didn't want to spend 1 more second near Joseph. It started to become very bothersome to deal with a man with very little intelligence, for Brad. So instead of paying attention to Joseph, Brad began to read his book called "Self Help" a book about overcoming your fears and living on with life, courageously.
Wesker was looking down at his wallet looking at 2 different ID's that belong to him. One was from STARS, the other was from Umbrella. 'Better hide this before anyone of them see. The poor fools don't know what's coming to them in a few months. I will be rich and powerful, while these idiots will be rotting under piles of rubble-'
"Hey Wesker!"
"Gah!" Wesker startlingly yelped as Joseph nearly jumped on him.
Wesker took a good look at the blonde headed STARS member and became darkly angry at him for the scare.
"Frost…"
"Yes, Captain?"
"How many times do I have to fucking tell you NOT TO STARTLE ME WHEN I'M CONTEMPLATING?" Wesker shouted at Joseph as everyone stared at their Captain. It wasn't the first time they've heard him yell at Joseph in such a way.
"Uh, well, actually sir. This is the first time you've told me tha-"
"Sit back down in your seat and shut, UP!" Wesker interrupted.
Joseph did as Wesker said and sat back in his seat while listening to the echoing snickers of Chris and Brad.
'Man, what the fuck went up HIS ass this morning….' Joseph thought deeply.
1 hour later…
Jill sat quietly looking out the window of her seat, sight seeing as the bus rode out of Raccoon City and into Raccoon Forest. 'Wow, this city is full of wonders so mysteriously yet beautifully. Nothing bad could ever happen to it.'
She looked over at Chris. He was knocked out sleeping and snoring. Jill found it quiet adorable of Chris to snore. It wasn't loud but it wasn't unnoticeable. She looked up front seeing Wesker and Barry staring out their own windows. She began to stare at her captain, almost as if she never noticed or even seen his charm and handsomeness. It was like the world had suddenly stopped and she was all alone with Wesker. She remember her fantasy dream about him she had not too long ago. The way he embraced her, kissed her, felt her up and the way he made lo-
"JILL!" Joseph roared into her ear.
"AHH!" Jill jumped up out of her seat and fell to the floor of the bus. "JOSEPH! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!" She screamed as she caught Wesker, Barry and Brad's attention. Also, waking up Chris.
"I was asking if I could borrow your brush."
Jill had a menacing look on her face. She was about to strangle him. "Why, the FUCK would I possibly let you use my brush after 'oh so very kindly' scaring me! And why the hell do you need it?"
"Well, Jill, a man's gotta look pretty too, right?"
"That's it. Out of the bus!" She pointed to the door ordering him even if it killed him.
"But Jill-"
"Out of the bus!"
"Jill!"
"OUT!"
"Miss Valentine, please sit in your seat before you get hurt. Frost, sit the fuck down and shut up like I ordered you to." Wesker said stepping into the 'argument'.
"Yes sir…" Jill said sitting back down.
"THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!" Joseph back fired.
"FROST!" Wesker growled loudly.
"Fine…" Joseph walked over to his seat sitting the same way he did an hour earlier hearing Chris and Brad snicker yet again.
'Is this 'Pick on Joseph' day?' He thought angrily.
Aww I felt bad for Joseph here. But he did deserve this! Jill/Wesker moment! Anyway Part 7 is on the way. Like I said, Sorry if its too boring-ish =( But Ill try better next time! Thanks for reading!
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