WOW! Is been pretty long huh? Well, Ive worked on a couple of other projects, my laptop got a virus and all, and I had to fix it...it was a bitch -_- but hell I guess it was worth it, hope I didnt piss anyone off for the wait. Please enjoy it and review it, tell me what you thought and what I shouldve have written that couldve made it better yeah, the works... ENJOY!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN RESIDENT EVIL OR ITS CHARACTERS! (If I did Wesker would stll be alive)

"Alright, comrades. We're here." Wesker stated as he got up from his seat and out of the bus. He checked his time. They got their at exactly 11 o'clock. They were about an hour late. Oh well. Wesker turned around and nodded at the driver as he prepared to drive back to the city.

Chris, Jill and Barry awoke when the bus had stopped while Brad was still reading as he got up. Joseph seemed as he hasn't slept for days. All of the members stepped out of the bus along with their luggage's. The STARS looked around for the perfect camping spot.

"HEY CAPTAIN!" Chris hollered his superior over to where he was pointing. "This looks like a good spot."

"It is. Chris, at times you may aggravate me, but at times like this, you make me proud."

"Thanks, Captain!"

"Hey! I've helped you out with a lot of things! How come you never told me you were proud of me!" Joseph intervened.

"Because, you, Frost, help me out in a bad way."

"Like?"

"You help me get head-aches, stress, rage and, maybe one day, a stroke."

"Ha-ha, very funny Captain. You picked that line up from Barry or something?" Joseph countered sarcastically.

"No. It wasn't a joke. I'm not a dried, unfunny comedian like you, Frost." Wesker retorted.

"OHHH! That's beef on my block!" Chris instigated.

"Shut it, Redfield! THESE are the times you aggravate me!"

"Aww…" Chris almost sadly responded.

"You two, go look for firewood before I decide to let you sleep with the bears." Wesker demanded.

"But captain, wouldn't that be like a set up murder?" Chris asked.

"No, when the time comes. THEN, you will see a set-up murder." Wesker smirk, but Chris really didn't understand what he had meant by that. And so he shrugged it off, thinking it was one of Wesker's dark jokes.

Wesker, Brad, Jill and Barry began to set up the camp while Chris and Joseph went to look for firewood. The three were quite, until something had broken the silence. A loud shout from what sounded like Chris yelled out;

"SHIT!" A second later, about 7 gunshots were heard not too far from their campsite.

"What the…" Jill looked up through where Chris and Joseph went to get the firewood. That's where the shots were heard from."Captain Wes-" Jill was cut off by her captain.

"I know Redfield and Frost are in trouble, lets move out team!"

The four ran after their other teammates to find droplets of blood around the area with both Chris and Joseph aiming their guns at the bush in front of them. Fear was being expressed on their faces.

"What happened!" Brad yelled out drawing his gun as well as the other three, aiming it where Joseph and Chris were aiming..

Wesker's heart began to pound a little quick. 'Umbrella messed already? The experiments are already out?' Wesker nervously thought as he began to sweat. His mind was racing. It seems as if Umbrella unleashed their tested subjects out. Or atleast, that's what Wesker thought.

"I SAW A SQUIRREL, MAN!" Joseph yelled out.

'…what…they almost had me on the EDGE. For a fucking squirrel?'

Wesker began to grind his teeth together as Joseph continued.

"It-it-it was ready to fly at me! Lunge and-and kill me! Give me rabies and then KILL ME!"

"Yeah man! That flying squirrel had it coming!" Chris added.

"You two… are the BIGGEST IMBECILES THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!" Wesker nearly screamed at them. The pair seem to have almost cowered as he loudly scolded them.

"But captain-" Chris was cut off.

"SQUIRRELS DO NOT FLY YOU FUCKING RETARDS!"

"But they do glide-"

"SHUT UP, FROST! THE BACK TO THE CAMPSITE, AND DON'T SPEAK, FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!"

Chris and Joseph walked back to the camp with their heads held down in shame.

"That squirrels a murderer…" Joseph mumbled as they walked in front of the team. They all finally reached the campsite and saw how well their teammates set-up. "Wow, you guys know how to clean up!" Joseph commented as he jumped in to his tent that was already done for him. "Hey who made my tent?"

"I did." Barry admitted.

"Thanks man, I owe ya!" Joseph thanked.

"Hell yeah you do! You almost gave us heart-attacks man!"

"Heh. S-sorry." Chris apologized.

"I still can't believe you guys scared us just to kill a squirrel." Jill said in disbelief.

"KILL? I WISH! We only got his tail and leg. That squirrel's still around here, training, getting stronger." Joseph said in a paranoid tone and looking around.

"You're an idiot, Frost." Brad said from out of the blue.

Joseph popped his head out from his army camouflage colored tent. "You wanna start this again Vickers?"

"VICKERS, FROST, SHUT THE FUCK UP! And Frost, didn't I tell you to stay quiet for the rest of the day?" Their captain yelled out. Wesker really wasn't one to curse, but if someone got on to his nerves like his subordinates, then it's a whole different story.

Joseph decided, unless he wanted to sleep with bears, he would have to stay quiet.

'Unless Wesker meant sleeping with bears is actually sleeping with Barry. Then I'd rather sleep with real bears.' Joseph thought.

"Okay, Is everyone done?" Wesker asked as he finished with the fire pit. Everyone looked up at him and nodded. Including, Joseph. "Then lets head out."

"Where captain?" Barry asked.

"To the river. We're going to catch some fish."

"Ew! I hate fish!" Brad exclaimed.

"I don't care, Vickers. Lets move out!"

The team followed behind Wesker to find the closest river. That river happened to be Aimes river. Not too far from where they were. Wesker was probably the only teammate who didn't trip on their way to the river. Joseph was the only one who fell flat on his face. Wesker smirked at it. After about 20 to 30 minutes, they reached the river, seeing many fish jumping out and back into the water.

Wesker took out his combat knife and slowly entered the water. The others did the same.

They all found perfect fishing spots. Each of the caught at least 5 fish, all except for Joseph of course. He had only caught one.

"Aw man! Why can't I catch one? Son of a bitch doesn't like me!" Joseph yelled at the fish.

"Maybe because it hates you?" Brad suggested.

"Shut up Chicken, you're ruining my concentration!"

"You don't even know how to spell concentration!" Brad retorted.

"Oh god." Jill sighed loudly.

Joseph looked up from the water rather pissed off. "YEAH I DO, YOU FUCKING CHICKEN! AT LEAST I DON'T MISS HALF OF THE ACTION WHEN WE GO ON MISSIONS!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOSEPH! HAVE YOU EVER EVEN GRADUATED ELEMENTARY SCHOOL? THAT'S HOW STUPID YOU ARE!" Brad yelled back.

"Captain Wesker are you gonna really let this happen?" Chris asked Wesker, very concerned.

Wesker sighed and put his hands up in defeat. "Don't they always fight like this, Chris?"

"Well, yeah but-"

"Let it go Redfield, let it go." Wesker said as he can still hear the bickering of Joseph and Brad. Chris shrugged it off and watched them fight on.

"FUCK YOU!" Brad yelled.

"DAMMIT YOU IDIOTS JUST SHUT THE HELL-!" Wesker broke in but yet Joseph still managed to interrupt him.

"STOP YELLING BRAD AND WESKER OR YOU'RE ALL GONNA WAKE UP THE KOALAS!" Joseph exclaimed.

Wesker, Brad, Chris, Jill and Barry all stop what they were all doing and stayed absolutely silent looking at Joseph with strange expressions of confusion.

"Uhh. Joseph…you DO realize Koalas are from Australia? Not here in Raccoon Forest?" Barry questioned his 'intelligence'.

"No they're not!" Joseph whined as Wesker began to walk away from all the stupidity. The team followed after carrying their fresh catches back to the camp.

'Frost, you're the biggest moron I have ever known.' Wesker thought.

Hope I didnt disappoint anyone! I didnt really give my all here, I just kinda threw stuff in. Thats why Its a random chap, so yeah. Really, thanks for the wait, I hope it was worth it for you all.

REVIEW, FAV, ALERT...Yeahhh the works do all that if you like XD Bye for now!