Rating: T for Kanda's dirty mouth. Maybe some Orbit gum to clean it up for Christmas ?

Pairings: Laven, slight Kanda X Lenalee

Standard Disclaimer: I will never ever own DGM.

Merry Christmas, my loves ! I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and have fun with your families (I know I will with my dysfunctional family ! We put the fun in dysfunctional !) and get what you wanted for Christmas ! Guess who's getting a Wii and Just Dance and Just Dance 2 ? Anyway, tell me about you guy's Christmases, mmkay ? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A CERTAIN SMEXY WHITE HAIRED CHARACTER ! (Allen) If you guys want me to say your birthday, just tell me and I will. If you can't tell, I'm hyper and up late but I needed to write a chapter for you guys. Anyway, TIME TO THANK ! Thank you to dgm-mega fan, Maru de Kusanagi, midnighticelover, and ElricLawliet for your comments ! I read all of them and smile my widest smile ! I love you guys ! *cyber hug* Quick apology to ElricLawliet because I didn't see your comment till after I posted chapter 3. If I saw it before, I would have added you to the thankings. Please forgive me ! Also, thank you Kohikari for adding this story to your alerts ! I'm glad people want to read more ! And a big thank you to ElricLawliet and yogioh gx luver1234 for adding this story to their favorites ! My heart swells with joy when I get an email saying that it was added to peoples favorites. IT'S THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT YOU CAN GIVE TO ME ! Alright, if you haven't already left, ONWARD TO THE READING ! MWHAHAHA !

Chapter 4

Fell Down the Rabbit Hole

Allen's brain wanted to explode. What was Lavi doing? First he told Allen he was sexy, kissed his forehead, hugged him, and now, touching his butt! Geesh! Allen felt like he fell down the rabbit hole, complete with a crazy rabbit. (A/N If you can't tell who Allen's talking about or not picking up the Tim Burton movie reference, I'll cry.)

With Allen busy in his thoughts, Lenalee and Lavi escorted him into the lunch line.

"Earth to Allen, you're needed in the lunch line to pick out which food you would like to eat today!" Lenalee said, waving her hand in front of his face.

"Oh, yea, sorry Lenalee. I was just thinking something over." He replied to Lenalee while he smiled and laughed self-consciously.

Lenalee just gave Allen a knowing look then said, "Okie dokie artichokie," before she turned back to the line. "Okay Allen, you can pick out anything you want, I'll pay for it, okay?" Lenalee said as she picked up a plate of salad.

"Lenalee, I don't think I could. You see-," Allen started but was interrupted by Lenalee putting her well manicured hand in front of his face.

"I'll pay. No ifs, ands, or buts."

Allen sighed, knowing Lenalee didn't know how much Allen could eat.

"C'mon Allen, pick what you want." Lenalee said as she pushed Allen's shoulder gently.

Reluctantly, Allen started picking the things he wanted. First he picked a plate of orange slices, then some pizza, then a PB&J, then, before he could stop himself, he was grabbing plates and plates of food.

"Jesus Christ, Allen! When was the last time you ate?" Lavi said, his emerald orbs wide.

"This morning…" Allen replied softly.

"You do eat a lot." Lenalee said, then shrugged.

At the end of the line, Lenalee paid for the both of them. Including her food, just salad, jell-o, and water, cost a total of 35 dollars.

Allen's cheeks colored. "Lenalee, I-I'll pay you back as soon as I can."

Lenalee just shrugged. "Don't worry about it. I spend a lot more in shoes."

Both just laughed. They stood waiting for Lavi to pay for his meal. Once he paid, the threesome walked over to a circular table where Kanda was sitting, eating noodles.

"Uh, I don't think it would be a good idea for me to sit with him, guys." Allen answered, freezing in his place.

"C'mon Allen, I'll protect you." Lavi said as he wrapped his arm around Allen's shoulders, escorting him to their table.

Allen just smiled and walked with Lavi.

"Hey Kanda!" Lenalee said as she slide next to Kanda and then…kissed his cheek?

Kanda kissed Lenalee's cheek right back and then held her hand.

"I guess opposites do attract…" Allen thought as he sat down one seat over from Lenalee, Lavi sitting right next to him.

"Hey guys, what's black white black white black white black white black white?" Lavi asked with his Cheshire the Cat smile.

Lenalee and Allen thought for a moment, while Kanda just slurped his noodles.

"I give up, Lavi." Allen said.

"Me too." Chimed Lenalee.

"A penguin rolling down the stairs!" Lavi said as his eyes sparkled.

Kanda face palmed while Lenalee and Allen went into hysterics.

"Lavi! I love your jokes!" Lenalee said.

"I love them as well." Lavi smartly answered.

"What is fucking wrong with you?" Kanda asked.

"Oh, just a little bit of everything, Yu." Lavi said, his Cheshire Cat smiling coming back again.

Allen couldn't help but giggle.

"What are you fucking giggling at, Bean Sprout?" Kanda spat.

"Lavi's silly." Allen answered, then turning his head to look at Lavi.

Lavi smiled right back at Allen. Lenalee smiled, knowing what was going on.

Kanda mumbled under his breath, "I live in a world of crazy shit," and went back to his noodles.

Eh? Like? Hate? REVIEW ! It's the second best Christmas present one could give to me ! MERRY CHRISTMAS ! And don't be hatin' on the lame joke, I love lame jokes so I had to include one, for humor.