I understand, it has taken me a while to upload this, but my computer fucked up again -_-, I hate this computer, please forgive my lateness. To be honest Im actually quite tired of writing this story, at first my intention was to get rid of it, but then I decide, fuck it just write the remaining chapters then be done with it once and for all. But Im glad people enjoy reading this story, so I shall continue only for you! ENJOY!

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT Own Resident Evil or its characters, just the story itself.

The STARS reached their campsite having to see a few raccoons heading their way. Joseph followed one of the raccoons around the camp. The raccoon final stopped running away from Joseph and looked up at him as he bent down to get a closer look.

"Hey there Mr. Raccoon! Would you like to be my friend-" Joseph was abruptly interrupted by the raccoon as it lunged itself at Joseph's face and attacked.

"WAHHH!" He wailed out as it scratched him up. Lucky for Joseph, it was a baby raccoon. Wesker had burst into a laughing fit, rather a rare thing for him to do. They all stared at him as he laughed hard.

"AHAHAHA!… Aha…ha…" His laugh began to die out as the team was shocked. Even Joseph and the raccoon had seized moving and attacking each other. "S-sorry." He apologized as he continued to act like nothing happened. "Well then. Lets end this stupidity, shall we?" Wesker said as he drew out his gun aimed it at the raccoon on Joseph's face and shot it in the spine, slowly killing the poor thing.

"Well, someone's child isn't going home." Chris said as he stared at the now dead raccoon.

"Your child isn't going home Chris." Joseph stated.

"…I don't have a child." Chris raised his eye brow at Joseph's statement.

"Oh."

"Enough. Lets just sit down and enjoy our meals." Jill had finally spoken.

The team sat by the campfire eating, drinking, enjoying each others company and telling random stories. Even Wesker had somewhat participated. Joseph went on about a 'what if' story.

"Aw man. What if like one day there's like a whole bunch of …zombies! No! Zombie DOGS! And Zombies!"

Wesker swallowed his food hard. He began to get slightly nervous.

"And like we get chased by those zombie dogs and enter a mansion full of zombies and other monsters!" Chris added.

"If that was to really happen, who would die?" Brad asked.

"I think you would die. Actually, no. Since your just gonna end up missing all the action anyway and, I gotta admit, I'm a little reckless. So I might die. I hope I don't die with slow ass zombies. I prefer those zombie dogs to come out of the blue and attack me than get over powered by one fucking zombie." Joseph explained.

"Huh...What about you Jill?" Brad was surprised at Joseph.

"Well, I have to go with Joey here. I think he'll die. He lacks speed. No offense." Jill told them.

"Non taken. Although, Jill I think you'd survive. Maybe you AND Chris. And maybe Barry."

"Really? Why'd you think we'd survive?" Jill began to get curious.

"Well, you've seen horror movies. The girls, most of the time, survive!" Joseph said.

"Yeah, I guess your right."

"Well, if those were all to happen, here in Raccoon Forest, then god knows WHAT will happen to Raccoon City!" Chris said also noticing Wesker sweating. "Captain what's wrong? Are we scaring you?" The group all turned their attention to their nervous captain. The question Chris asked about scaring Wesker was so stupid it snapped Wesker back into reality.

"No. I'm not." Wesker bluntly answered.

"Aw, is the captain gonna wet his pants?" Joseph teased and laughed as the group laughed as well.

"Frost, you say one more thing to me and I'm beating the shit out of you." Wesker threatened.

Joseph stayed silent until his attention returned to the whole zombie apocalypse thing. "I bet that there's gonna be a trader. Ya know? Like in the movies? That one guy that everybody trusted the most, and looked up to, will be the trader."

"You think? Well I don't know about that. I believe it's the guy who stays out of most of the action." Chris said as Joseph looked at Brad.

"Brad! I knew Brad would be the trader! He's a nerd. He hates us-" Jill interrupted him.

"Actually, Brad hates you." She corrected.

But Joseph ignored her and continued. "I knew Brad was the evil mastermind behind everything. Sneaky bastard!"

"JOSEPH! I'M NOT A TRADER!"

Joseph laughed at Brad's out burst. It was the plan all along. Wesker had finally relaxed himself.

"Man, what if Wesker was the trader?" Barry asked his teammates as Wesker tensed up again.

"Haha! Yeah! Like, he lures us into some deserted mansion filled with monsters!" Chris sarcastically said.

"Yeah and in reality he worked for some hell-bent organization or company all along!" Jill joined in.

"And he blackmails one of us!" Brad laughed.

"And, and he unleashes some monster like thing to finish us off, then it ends up killing him, where he comes back to life as some inhuman freak with super powers and shit!" Joseph finished their little sarcasm.

"Oh you guys and your crazed imaginations! Wesker would never do that to us, he loves, well, likes us or at least some of us. Isn't that right Wesker?" Barry asked their highly tensed Captain. Beads of sweat dripped from him as he looked around for something to distract him.

"Captain, you okay?" Brad worriedly questioned.

"Uhmm. I… think I am coming down with… a low fever." He answered very tensed.

"Well then you should lay down." Jill suggested.

"No, Miss Valentine, I'm f-fine. But thank you for your sympathy."

"You sure?" Brad asked.

"Absolutely go on." Wesker answered quickly.

"Okay then! So imagine like, 10 years from now me and Jill, ya' know since were the survivors, are in a organization and Jill gets brainwashed by like Wesker? And she tries to kill me and all." Chris said as his level of creativity went up.

"Good one Chris!" Barry commented.

"Okay I've got something! What if, Bravo team goes out on a mission where there helicopter has an engine failure and that rookie Rebecca Chambers comes across a train in her investigation around the area and she sees zombies and stuff and in the end, ends up probably the only survivor in Bravo and then the next day she sees us, well, Chris or Jill or Barry or Wesker and ends up surviving with some of you guys! Wouldn't that be crazy! A fucking rookie goes through all that and yet stills survives! Its cause she' a girl! Watch Kenneth gonna be like the first to die." Joseph rambled.

"Dude, that'll be crazy!" Chris said.

"I highly doubt all of that would happen." Jill said.

"Never know Jill. This world is filled with some fucked up mysteries." Joseph said. They all stopped talking, contemplating on what may happen in the future if all that did happen.

Well, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, I will try to write chap 9, but right now Im in need of inspiration at the moment. This chapter I really dont find all that funny but I tried... yeahh Until next time I guess!

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