Carlisle arrived before I could begin to form a plan to get outside.
"Thank fuck!" I yelled and grabbed him by his White Coat, trying to keep covert. The watchful harpies at the nurse's station were not to be trusted. "You're wearing the wrong coloured coat. Only the nurses wear white over here in crazy town."
"Why didn't you call my cell phone, Bella? I would have been here faster." Carlisle was apologetic.
"What's faster than warp speed? You ran the whole way in like ten minutes without a pretty blond hair out of place. You fucking suck!"
"Dr. Cullen," A particularly slutty White Coat greeted, batting her greasy eyelashes. Carlisle looked embarrassed as he nodded politely. She was flanked by lesser ranking Coats, and she all but bared her teeth in an angry hiss when they directed their droopy lusted eyes at Carlisle.
"Don't mind the Bitches of Eastwick." I had to be careful about what I told Carlisle. His thoughts were not safe from Under-the-bed-Ed. "Please just get Edward the fuck away from me."
Carlisle was torn as he dutifully explained, "He swore he'd never leave you again. He's trying to live up to his promise." He picked up my chart from the nurse's station and beckoned me to follow him into one of the meeting rooms. furtively, I glanced at the clock. Jacob would be outside in minutes.
"No! Deal with Edward and then come back and see me tomorrow. I'm going outside for a smoke. Please, Carlisle, make sure he doesn't try and follow me? I haven't had a moment of peace in weeks."
"I'm wrestling with my better judgment here, Bella, however I'll keep him away from you for at least the next fifteen minutes so that you can have a break-"
"Bella, wait!" Edward could not be evaded. He fucking sucked too!
"You fucking suck!" It had to be said.
"You can't leave the ward, Bella. It's not safe. If you must have a cigarette, I'll come with you."
"I fucking hate you." I spat...literally. I hawked a loogie at him. He wiped his face and grabbed my arm.
"Son," Carlisle interjected, "Let go of her."
"That's right, Asshole. I called your daddy."
"Go," Carlisle ordered. Shit, he didn't have to tell me twice. I fucking bolted.
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I was barely out the door when Jake's bike pulled up near the Emergency entrance. I ran as fast as my zombified feet would carry me.
"Stay on," I screamed and mounted the seat without breaking stride. Jake pulled off his helmet and handed it to me. The bike was still in first and he seemed to consider turning off the engine.
"Go, go, go!"
He opened the throttle and kicked into second. We lurched forward and the rear wheel skidded, but we pulled away quickly, trailing black smoke behind us.
I had to admit, I felt like a fucking Rock Star, with my mad rodeo skills.
"Where are we going," I yelled into Jake's ear after about twenty minutes of nothing but trees and mountains.
"Just hold on and don't worry."
Shit, I could do that. With one hand on his chest, I wound my other hand around his hip and placed it firmly on his cock.
"Take me home, baby. I need to feel you inside of me."
"Fuck," he swore and kicked the gear awkwardly, stalling the engine. We drifted to the side of the road and I jumped off.
"What the fuck," he yelled, tossing the bike away from his body like it was made of plastic. "What are you doing to me?"
"Um, pleasuring you?"
He smiled coldly and looked up at the trees. "Well, aren't I fucking pleased!"
"What's wrong? Don't you want to fuck me?"
"Shit, Bella. You're killing me here. Could we just calm the fuck down for a second?"
I might have growled a little. "Don't be such a pussy. I want to fuck!"
"No, Bella."
"Yes!" Who the fuck did he think he was? "Get your pretty ass over here, Black." I grabbed a handful of his hair and dragged him forward.
"Let go of me, Bella."
"Not until I get mine."
He glared at me and it was so fucking hot. I tore open his shirt and pounded my fists into his chest. He stumbled backwards and I continued my assault pushing him against a tree. I tried to snake my body around him but he would not give. It looked like I would have to use my secret weapon.
I started to cry. As much as pansy-assed vampires hated a crying woman, I knew it would make an Alpha-dog feel like a man.
"I'm so sorry, Jake," I sobbed and hurled myself into a fetal ball. My mood swing seemed to catch him off guard.
"Come here," he rasped and wiped the tears out of my eyes. "I love you so much, Bells. Just calm down, okay?"
His sudden concern was disarming.
I nodded and shoved my snotty face against his bare chest. He pulled me down into the grass and stoked the back of my head. The air was cold but I felt so warm pressed against Jacob. An unexpected sweet calm started to lull me as he hypnotically rubbed my back and rained gentle kisses over my forehead.
Suddenly, I knew there was something that Jacob needed desperately and only I could give it to him.
"Sit up, Jacob. I won't attack you, I promise."
He sat up and I cuddled into his lap, straddling him cowgirl-style. I looked into his beautiful eyes and said, "I love you, Jacob. I've always loved you best." I inclined my head slowly and met his mouth with my gentle kiss. It was sweet but exhilarating. We sat in the forest and did nothing but kissed and caressed. The sun set and the moon rose.
I hadn't even noticed any time had passed at all.
Author's Note: I stole "Under-the-bed-Ed" from Untraceable because it was fuck-awesome and I know she'll love me anyway. If you review me, I'll send you a hairy orgasm in the form of a preview of the next chapter.