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PinkRoseB:--- Lol, I couldn't wait to update... and plus it was either that or chores... didn't need to be asked twice! We have a really pervvy teacher in our science class... .x.Shudders.x. ... Lolz, glad you liked the first chapter!... CHOOKIES!!

LadyGlory:--- lolz. :O it's almost ready?! .... round shoving things into carrier bag.x. ... hmm... Will? Can you fit into this?... Ah well... .x.Pulls on lead.x. You can walk!

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Meg:--- Lol, I still think it makes me sound slutty... ah well... like you said, I can't believe I'm complaining! I LOVE TIC TAC TOE! .... EVEN THOUGH YOU STOLE MY STRATEGY!!... lol. I'll just use my... 'fine! If I cant win neither can you!' one!!

Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Lol. I liked that part as well... I'm sad though I read through it and still laugh...

Empathy Is Me:--- Lol glad you liked it!!

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Disclaimer:--- I DON'T POTC!!!... Nope still don't, can you believe it?! I still say I should own them... I'll look after them and feed them... right Will Clone?... .x.Whimper.x. ... Ignore him, he still thinks the people from the TV are going to come out the screen and get him... Yea... I own the plot.. Rk, Chris, Chris' flat!, Jess, ME!, The new character! And still MEG!!!

New flat mates, Sweet cheeks!, COUGH!!

.x. Rach's PoV .x.

"How can you loose the key for your own flat?"

"I don't know!"

After Rk had 'charmed' her way out of 6 hours detention. We headed over to Rk and Chris' flat, somehow Chris had managed to loose his key... which was attached to his car keys, but he still has them!

He shrugged

"Doesn't matter... Lee's in!"

Lee... He's Chris' friend and lives in the flat with Rk and Chris... He likes to act gay... even though he isn't.

He also decided he didn't like our own names, so gave us new ones...

Chris- Spikey... Because of his spikey hair

Rk- Huggy Bear... No idea why...

Jess- Blondie... You can guess right?

Me- Spanky... don't even ask...

And poor Will is teased constantly... Lee pretends to fancy him and has decided to call him Sweet Cheeks... Lee caught a glimpse of Will butt when he got out of the shower.

"Lee?!... Oh God no!"

Rk laughed

"Chill Sweet Cheeks!!"

Will death glared her and she quickly opened the door

Rk ran over to Lee

"Hi!!"

She hugged him. He looked at me

"Oh! Spanky! Haven't seen you in ages!!"

I smiled and hugged him

.x. Rk's PoV .x.

Rach ran over and hugged Lee... the look on Will face was priceless... I had to stir...

I walked over to Will, stood beside him and whispered

"Jealous"

"Jack lover"

We glared each other...

"I don't love Jack!"

"Well I'm not jealous!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

We sat down on the sofa behind us, Rach came over and sat on Will's lap

"Hey guys! You two ok?"

"Yep"

She nodded then looked across the room to Chris and Lee...

"Ok then, I'm going to talk to Lee... ok"

Will put his arms around her stomach...

"Er, Will, I can't go over there if you won't let go!"

"Exactly!"

"Will, you're hurting!"

Lee came over...

"Hey guys!, er, Spanky, you're face is turning blue... and I so clashed with your top hun!"

"...Will... Too... Tight!!"

Lee pulled on Rach's hands

"OW!!"

"Oh, come on Sweet Cheeks let go of her and let me see that nice piece of ass!!"

Will stood up at lightening speed... still holding Rach. He stood over Lee and glared him.

Lee backed away...

"I'm going to go over there..."

"Will! Stop it! And put me down!!"

He placed Rach down

She walked off and he sat back down beside me

"Yea... You're so NOT jealous at all!!"

He folded his arms

"Where's Jess guys?"

Rach looked around the room, Chris sighed

"Oh God... I hope she's not in my closet again! She latched onto me when I opened the door!"

I laughed

"What do you expect?! She'd been in there for 6 hours!"

"Well why didn't she just come out?!"

"She couldn't... She's like one of those dogs that have to come out forwards... She couldn't turn around!"

"But she latched onto my boxers!... Oh... Er..."

I stood up

"She saw you in you're boxers?!"

"...No..."

"You're a bad liar, Chris"

"I know"

.x.GIRLY HIGH PITCHED SCREAM!.x.

"What Will?!"

"THAT WASN'T ME!!"

Lee came bursting out of mine and Chris' room... With Jess attached to his leg

"GET HER OFF!!! THIS IS NOT A FASHIONABLE ACCESSORY!!"

I walked over to Lee and bent down to Jess' level

"Hang on this always works... Ahem..."

I looked Jess in the eye

"LET GO... LET GOOOO!"

She shook her head

"NU HUH!!"

I stood up

"Well it used to"

Chris looked over

"I pried her off using a bed... look I'll show you..."

Chris walked into the bedroom... Lee hobbling after him.

I jumped onto a chair and put the TV on, when out of the corner of my eye... I see everything... Will lean over and whisper something to Rach

"Now?"

"Yea... well... I..."

"Ok, urm... Rk... See you later... Will wants to... well... he..."

"Yea, I know... he's a horny lil' pirate"

"I WAS NOT a pirate!"

I looked at him and smirked

"Either that or Sweet Cheeks"

"Pirate's fine"

He stood up

"Come on Rach"

"Hold on I need to say goodbye to the others"

"Do you have to?!"

"Yes! I need to see if Jess has loosened her grip yet!"

Rach walked over into the bedroom and shut the door... I turned back to the TV and Will sat back down

COUGH!

I glanced at Will, then back to the TV

COUGH!

I turned the volume up

COUGH!

I slammed my hand down on the arm of the chair and turned the volume up again

COUGH!

My eye twitched... I'm not going to snap... I'm not going to snap...

COUGH!!

"WILL!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THIS!!"

"I can't help it!!"

"WHY?! Has Rach left her tongue in there or something?!"

"... NO!"

"Get a drink then!!"

"It won't help!... it's something else that happens... when I ... Well, you know..."

He fidgeted... I raised an eyebrow... He pulled his jacket tighter round him... what?... is it... I looked down...

"EWW! EWW!!"

I closed my eyes, dropped the remote and put my hands over my face

"RACH?! GET OUT HERE NOW!!! TAKE WILL BEFORE HE PASSES OUT FROM EXCITEMENT!!"

I heard the guys in the bedroom laughing... I moved one hand and opened a eye... Will was bright red

"OR DIES FROM EMBARRASSMENT!!!!"

"OK! I'm coming!! I'm coming!!"

I covered my face again

"DON'T SAY THAT PLEASE!!!"

I moved one hand again... Will jumped up and opened the door, Rach came over

"See you later Rk"

"Be back in half and hour for the fitting things..."

"You mean the Christmas prom fittings?... What you mean half an hour! God give us some time Rk!!"

"WHAT YOU NEED MORE TIME FOR?! HE'S ALREADY HALF WAY THERE... LOOK AT HIM!!"

Will glared me and pulled Rach towards the door

"Fine!"

"RACH! COME ON!!"

Will dragged her out of the flat and slammed the door

Eww... I never want to experience that again!

I stood up and headed towards the bedroom... I opened the door and was greeted with an even worse sight...

Lee lying on his back on the bed, Jess facing Lee still attached to his leg and Chris facing Jess' back pulling her waist... They all looked up at me...

"I don't want to know" Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


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