Teen Girl Squad!
Cheerleader: Pop Rock!
So-And-So: R&B/Soul!
What's Her Face: Reggae and Hip-Hop!
The Ugly One: Latin Riff?
Cheerleader: Did you hear that girls? It's the sound of the sweet irony of these (Pulls out tickets) four tickets to the movies and theaters, tonight!
What's Her Face: Actually, it sounds like Tompkins stomping on bubble wrap.
Tompkins: Die hard and thoroughly!!!!
Cheerleader: Ooooookay… Well, let's get ready, anyways, girls! It starts at… ooooooooh… eight o' clock! Now, be there!
The Ugly One: Sounds cool! What movies are out? (Ironing'd! Arrow'd guy ironed The Ugly One to death) Ow, my pronunciation!
Cheerleader: Well, that's a reference that I wouldn't know or care to know about–come on girls! We're going to see Asparagus and You!
So-And-So: Awww! Another educational movie about fashion?
Cheerleader: Yes! It's practice for the life as a girl! This is the whole reason I bought you (Pulls out tickets) these tickets!
So-And-So & What's Her Face: Soooooo good!
At So & So's house…
So-And-So: Uh-huh, yeah! Tonight's the night, Brett! Tonight I'm going quality over quantity! I'm using… (Bulls out hairspray bottle with a picture of a burglar's face on it and holds it up to the camera) pepper-scented hairspray!!!
At What's Her Face's house…
What's Her Face: I can't believe I get to buy my own popcorn! I think this is going to be a night worth remembering! Science Fiction Greg got resurrected from the grave and says he'll be at the movies, tonight!
Squirrel: Quit talkin' to yourself. You look like a nut! Mmmmmm… nuts…
(What's Her Face looks at squirrel with a worried face)
At the movies…
Cheerleader: Where the pfargtl are those girls? They should be here right now!
(Cuts to scene of a bunch of cars crammed on top of one another with So-And-So's car in the middle, then cuts back to Cheerleader at the stand)
Cheerleader: (Takes out cell phone, dials numbers, and puts it on her ear) Heeeeeloooooo? Yes. You should be here by now. Where are you?
What's Her Face: (Breaks out of back window with a man standing next to her) I'm heeeeere!
Cheerleader: What's Her Face? What do you think you're doing breaking through the back window?
What's Her Face: Oh, this is how I usually come in! (Giant piece of glass falls on man next to her)
Cheerleader: Oh, that's cool. I dig it.
What's Her Face: Yeah, no hard feelings.
Cheerleader: I was talking to my b-FRIEND, thank you very much! Oh, and get me some chips on the way, okay?
What's Her Face: Sure.
Cheerleader: I was talking on the phone! Hold on a sec.
What's Her Face: Okay?
Cheerleader: Again, on the phone! Jeez! You need to know when I'm talking to someone else when you see it!
What's Her Face: But I can't-
Cheerleader: Phooone!
(What's Her Face gives an annoyed grunt)
Meanwhileon the road…
So-And-So: Soooo… anyone know any good jokes?
Man: (In bottom car) The cow jumped over the moon.
Sheep: (In top car) Baaah.
So-And-So: No, jokes. Like the kind you tell?
Man: An honest-to-dog, no.
Sheep: Moooooo- (Quickly cuts to the movies)
At the movies…
Cheerleader: Since So-And-So hasn't been here for five hours, I'll just redeem these tickets without her. (Giant robot breaks through roof carrying So-And-So, puts her on the ground, and flies away) So-And-So! Where have you been?
So-And-So: Nowhere important. Now let's get this show on the road!
(As the three girls walk away, a bunch of muggers terrorize the booth)
Cheerleader: (Hands over tickets) Here you go!
Man: (Tears up tickets carelessly) Second-to-fifth down to the fourteenth right.
What's Her Face: (Girls walk away) Thanks!
At the movie…
(What's Her Face is sitting next to Science-Fiction Greg, complete with two bolts on opposite sides of neck, and b-FRIEND is sitting between Cheerleader and So-And-So)
What's Her Face: I need to go get popcorn. (Walks away)
So-And-So: b-FRIEND, could you scoot over a bit?
Cheerleader: What do you think you're doing?! b-FRIEND cannot be demanded to follow such-
Person: Ssshhh!
So-And-So: I was just a little uncomfortable sitting next to someone else's boyfriend when I've got my own boyfriend.
Person: SSSHHH!
What's Her Face: I'm back! (Sits down) Oh, this is my favorite part!
So-And-So: You've seen this before?
What's Her Face: Oh, yeah. (La Cucaracha'd! A cockroach broke What's Her Face's leg)
Person: SSSHHH!!
After the movie…
Cheerleader: Excluding all the parts of when that guy with big, white teeth had to climb to the top of Mount Everest, that movie was pretty good! Wouldn't you agree, b-FRIEND?
b-FRIEND: Perfect, wouldn't you say?
Cheerleader: I strongly agree! Just as strong as you are! Er… well, nothing can compare to your strongness!
So-And-So: Well… at least it was educational…
Science-Fiction Greg: I still never got a chance to play War-Karts with her… she was so… into it. (Spreads wings and flies into heaven)
It's Over!