Hello!! Ok here's Chapter 4 for you all!!
Ok I really appreciate anyone who has ever reviewed me... especially for the last chapter... I went to my inbox and nearly fell off my wheelie chair!!
PinkRoseB:--- Lol!! .x.Watches in amusement as Will tries to escape.x. ... aww bless! Going ahead again... I do have someone in mind for Jess but he doesn't make an appearance until quite a while off... but its love at first ... er... punch I think. .x.Catches skittles....x. .... Hmm... taste the rainbow!!
Carrianne:--- Yes, you still get to hold Will hostage, I mean, Keep him!!
Duckiez143:--- Lol you want them too? Gosh, they have their own little fan club of love!!
Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Lol. I love it when my little sister stays round my grandma's house... its so peaceful, I expect her to jump out from behind the sofa!
LadyGlory:--- WOOO! .x.Grabs carrier bag of odd things and Will's leash.x. OFF WE GO!!!
Roberta:--- Lol. Don't worry he'll be back before you know it! I think you got Rhyme-I-tus.... Never mind I'm sure it will go... if not ah well you can just talk in rhyme forever!
Nessa Inwe:--- Lol. Welcome back!! My insurance doesn't cover injuries due to laughing!! Lolz I tried to end with the title but I had to have that What?! At the end of it! Lol! I like the... er... tie.
Pirate-Rose:--- Lol. I was suppose to be at the cinemas... Whoops! Have you ever noticed how the curtain or door in a changing room will NEVER EVER close properly when it has LOADS of people there to watch you?! Ah, Tic Tac Toe... I still love it... even though it has nothing to do with the fact that any other game wouldn't work... Yes Will and I have a place... so does Rk and Chris, I think Jess will just turn up and stay at either one, uninvited of course! Lol... fine! Be evil will the new Will Clone!! ... Yes I can sense the boredom. Lol I knew there was a reason you liked Rk being engaged!
Carn:--- Lol, you bagsy Jack eh? Lol I think we all have a friend like Lee!! I have about 4!! Lol thanks!!
Alori Kesi Aldercy:--- Lol. Poor Baby Will! His hand!!... forget Lee's face... lol. Thanks! You'll probably have to keep saying it!!
Captainjack:--- Lol! I had the mental image thing too!! I have a few friends like Lee... they get in so much trouble...
Chantal J:--- Lol! Thanks! Here's the chapter... FOR YOU!!
Lady Nicole Potter:--- Lolz... CAPTAIN Jack will be back chapter 9 so don't worry not that far away!! Thanks for the review!!
Empathy Is Me:--- I also think Lee deserved it... My poor baby Will!!
xXx. Insanely Sane .xXx:--- NO WAY!! YOU'RE TOO LUCKY!!!!... .x.Sulks.x. lol. Will Clone Number 2!!!
Disclaimer:--- Ok... I still do not own PotC or any of the sexy characters that appear in the movie... I only own; Chris, Rk, their flat, Jess, Lee and the limo!!... Am I forgetting something... Oh yea! And the plot!!
HOMOPHOBE!, No chains!, HIC!!
.x. Hospital... Again .x.
.x. Rach's PoV .x.
We had dragged a squealing Lee and a moaning Will out of the shop and into A & E. On the way there Lee started squealing so bad Will threatened to hit him harder... So we were now sitting on a group of chairs... Lee, then Jess, then Rk, Chris, me then Will... trying to keep them apart
I was holding an ice pack to Will's hand and he still had a glare on his face
"Oh for God's sake Will! You've got a face on you like a smacked arse!! Chill out!"
He huffed
".x.Sniff.x."
Will looked at Lee...
".x.Sniff.x. .... Hmmff... .x.Sniff.x."
"Oh shut up moaning"
":O! ONLY 'CAUSE YOU'RE A HOMOPHOBE!!!"
The entire room turned to look at us...
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN GAY!!"
"OH SHUT UP!! JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COME OUT!!"
I looked at Lee
"Hey!!"
"THAT'S IT! HE'S ASKING FOR IT!!"
"STOP IT BOTH OF YOU! GROW UP!!"
We looked at Rk
"What? They're annoying me!"
Will sat back down... and started glaring again
The nurse came over to us
"Could you PLEASE calm down!!... Weren't you in here a few months ago with a man... also who had been hit in the face?!"
"Hey! He was hit in the face by a bus!!"
"Jess, you're making people stare again"
"Well he was! He fell into the side of a still bus!"
The nurse gave us a weird look
"Well I suggest you stop hitting people in the face... with hands, fists or buses!"
She walked off
"Pfft! I'll show her!!"
Rk went to go after her
"Rk! No wait! What if she remembers us for supposedly attacking the doctor? I really don't want to get thrown in jail again... especially tonight! What about the Prom!"
She sat back down...
"Speaking about the prom... We better go to my flat and get ready guys"
Me, Jess and Rk stood up
"Hey! What do you need 4 hours to get ready for?!"
"Well we need to... well... Rk is better at telling you."
She took a deep breath
"Wash hair, dry hair, straighten hair, curl hair..."
"What is the point of straightening and curling?!"
"AHEM!... Curl hair, style hair, do nails, re-do them, do make-up, re-do that about 12 times..."
"OK OK! Just go!"
"Oh! Wait! How are we getting there?"
Rk, Jess and I all looked at Chris...
"NO WAY!! I'm not taking you!"
Will looked at Chris
"But what about the Limo we ordered?"
"WILL!!"
"Oh"
Rk and I started jumping up and down
"He got me a Limo!! HE got ME a Limo!!"
"No! Will got ME a Limo!!"
"We got it to share!!"
Rk turned to Jess
"HA HA!!"
"Jess is sharing too"
"Bollocks"
"Ok come on girls! My flat!!"
"BYE!!!!"
"WAIT! YOU'RE LEAVING ME WITH THAT... THAT SAVAGE?!"
"HEY! YOU ASKED FOR IT MATE!!".x. Mine and Will's flat .x.
"JESS! YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A CLOWN!!"
Rk laughed...
"Why did you think I didn't let her do mine for?!"
"IT'S NOT COMING OFF!! JESS!!"
"I always use water proof!!"
Rk laughed even harder
"So that's why you look like a panda in the mornings!!"
"Pandas are cute and cuddly, so thank you!!"
"Jess, pandas are nearly extinct... take a hint!"
"RACH!! RK'S THREATENING ME AGAIN!!"
"Shut up both of you, get the dresses on"
"DRESS?!"
"Don't worry Rk, I got you a two piece"
I chucked her the suit
"A suit?!"
"Rk, it's only the trousers and jacket... think of the possibilities!"
"...:O CROP TOP AND CHAINS!!"
"No chains!"
She ran past me
"CROP TOP AND CHAINS!! YAY!!"
.x. 4 Hours Later .x.
.x.Knock Knock.x.
"Hey Will! Wow! You look great!"
"Thanks! So do you!"
I smiled
"Ok, lets go... help me with her will you"
.x.Evil Giggle.x.
Will took Rk's arm...
"Oh My God Rach! She's drunk!!"
"SHHHH!!"
"Who's drunk?"
Chris came to the door
"HIYA CHRISSY BABY!!"
"YOU LET MY DATE GET DRUNK!!"
"It was the only way I could get her to loose the cuffs!!"
We climbed into the Limo and Rk slumped down on top of Chris
"Erugh! Her breath stinks! What did you give her?!"
"I don't know! Caribbean rum I think"
".x.Giggles.x. .... I need a drink!"
Rk tried to climb up... Will helped her
"GET OFF MY .x.HIC.x. CHAIN!!"
Will looked at her chain...
"I'm not on it"
Rk pulled the chain up and rubbed it
"You were sitting on it!! .x.Hic.x. Don't act innocent!"
She messed with it
"Stupid baster.x.Hic.x. ... Why you even with him Rach? Eh?!"
I tried to hide a laugh
She slummed off the chair and leaned by the mini bar and giggled
"MINI BAR!! STOP .X.HIC.X. HUMPING THE LASER!!"
She fell face first on the floor... and stayed there
"What am I going to tell the teachers?!"
"Er... My dates drunk?"
".x.Giggle.x. PIGEON!"
Chris started pulling Rk up
"Rk! Get up!! WE'RE HERE!! GET UP!!! I CAN'T LET THE TEACHERS SEE YOU DRUNK!!"
".X.HIC.X. I'N NOT... HEY! WHO KICKED ME?! I'M NOT DRUNK!!... .X.GIGGLE.X. JUST NOT VERY SOBER!!"
Chris pulled her up and climbed out the Limo...
"Oh God! The headmasters here!"
He balanced Rk so she looked a little less tipsy and started walking into the school
We walked past the headmaster and into the hall
".x.Giggles.x. ... He thinks I'm sober!!... PUCH .X.HIC!.X. BOWL!!"
She staggered over to the punch bowl... we followed her
"HIT ME! .X.HIC.X."
The attendant looked at Rk then at the ouch bowl
"Don't you think you've had enough?"
Rk leaned on the table and pointed in his face
"LOOK .X.HIC.X. IF YOU DON'T HIT ME I'LL .X.HIC.X. BLOODY HIT YOU!!"
"Ok! Ok!"
She snatched the cup and took a gulp then spit it out
"EWW! .x.Hic.x. ... this needs a little something... .x.giggles.x."
I watched as Rk pulled out two small bottles full of coloured liquid
"Will!! Rk's putting shots in the punch bowl!!"
He looked blank
"Shots?... get-out-of-your-head-drunk-shots?"
He shook his head
"ERUGH! Chris! Rk's putting shots in the punch bowl!"
"Uh oh"
He pulled her round
"RK! Stop... oh.. it's ok! She's drinking it!"
She threw the empty bottle over her shoulder and took another one out, undid the top and turned to the punch bowl
"RK NO!! STOP!!"
Chris grabbed the bottle and wrestled with Rk for it
"THEY NEED IT!! .X.HIC.X. LOOK AT 'EM THEIR LIFELESS!!"
"RK... ITS ALCOHOL!!... LET GO WOMAN!!"
Will looked less confused
"Oh! Beer! You could have just said!"
Rk let go of the bottle and the contents flew everywhere... including the punch bowl... and the bottle hit off the headmasters head... He fell to the floor
Another teacher came over
"RK!! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!"
She raised a finger...
"I... .X.HIC!!!!.X."
...And passed out
Chris picked her up
"I'll take her... over there".x. Will's PoV .x.
"Will I need a drink!"
"Ok! I'll get one!"
I dodged through the dancing people over to the drinks table
"DUUUUDE! THIS PUNCH IS SWEET!!"
I looked to me left to see 3 guys from the PVC floor with cups of punch... one of them had Rk's discarded shot bottle floating in it.
The drinks guy held up two cups of punch
"Er, have you got anything that didn't come out of that bowl?"
He sighed and walked off
"Oi Will"
"Hey Chris"
"Alright, look I got to take Rk home... you and Rach coming?"
"Er, I'll go check"
I walked off leaving the drinks guy holding out two cups of pop he went all the way across the hall for.
"Hey, Rach, Chris is taking Rk home we staying or going with them?"
"I'm tired... lets go".x. Rach's PoV .x.
Will and I headed towards the Limo... Chris was standing there supporting Rk
"CHRIS... .X.HIC.X. WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO?!"
"Your going to be sick and I want to be home if you are"
"I'M NOT GOING TO .X.HIC!.X. .... Ok maybe I am"
"Where's Jess?"
I looked round
"She's still inside, I'll go get her..."
".X.HIC.X. LEAVE HER!!"
"She was with 6 guys... I'm sure one will give her a ride home"
"Ok"
"YO HO HO A PIRATES LIFE .X.HIC.X. FOR ME! .X.GIGGLE.X."Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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