Teen Girl Squad!
Cheerleader: Weight-loss fruit blend!
So-And-So: Cherry Coke!
What's Her Face: Diet Brown!
The Ugly One: Laboratory serum?
Cheerleader: I did it! I finally found out how to get summa dem hunks!
What's Her Face: You always say that, and it never happens.
So-And-So: Yeah, why can't you start reading those books?
Cheerleader: Cheerleader no need books! I got this! (Points to brain)
So-And-So: Yet it seems to malfunction-
Cheerleader: Clam up and listen to my plan, you uggs! We're gonna ADVERTISE for them! Now, we can get the best trout at the beach! Meet me at What's Her Face's parents' basement's basement and we'll get to work!
At What's Her Face's parents' basement's basement…
Cheerleader: I like glitter. Put on a lot of glitter! Licorice-scented markers are good, too! C'mon! We gotta make this attractive!
What's Her Face: Uh, Cheerleader, you're standing in that dead rat that I found here last week.
Cheerleader: We have no time for talking about red vats, What's Her Face! We gotta hurry!
So-And-So: Relax. It's not like there's a deadline!
Cheerleader: Anything's possible when it comes to hunks, So-And-So! Work harder, you're wasting my time!
What's Her Face: Um, wo-
Cheerleader: NO ONE TALKS TO THE CHEERLEADER UNLESS YOU ARE ISSUED PERMISSION!!!
What's Her Face: (Sighs) Permission to speak, Cheerleader?
Cheerleader: (Snottily) Yes, you may.
What's Her Face: Um, wouldn't we have to make like a thousand of these posters to get a boy's interest?
Cheerleader: You're right. You're gonna have to work TWICE as hard!
So-And-So: Nice work, What's Her Face.
The Ugly One: Oh, well. At least we'll be getting somewhere. Right, girls? (Zooms out to reveal empty chairs) Girls? (Zooms out more to the whole basement that is now empty) (In a now echoing voice) Hello?
One hour later…
(So-And-So and What's Her Face's arms are tied up running on a giant hamster wheel)
So-And-So: What exactly is this hamster wheel supposed to do?
Cheerleader: As far as I know, experiment monkeys were used to run on them.
What's Her Face: So there's no purpose of running on this wheel?
Cheerleader: Remember when I said that sweating was against several of my religions-
So-And-So: (Deadline'd! a line with a moustache killed So-And-So with a revolver) Ow, my occasion of achievement on time!!!
Cheerleader: Screw this. One poster is enough! (Pointless advertising'd! A hamster took a katana to Cheerleader and she died)
What's Her Face: That was random, not funny, and unethical. I'm starting to think our deaths are… (An eraser appears and starts erasing What's Her Face) What are you doing?! Stop it!! Noooooo!!! (Erased from existence! What's Her Face died)
The Ugly One: Well… I guess I'm the only girl left… again… oh, hey! Look! A reasonable pile o' used nerds! (Nerd walks by) Oh, take me by my heart, 1337manofnerds!
1337manofnerds: Shust up! Is it not obvious that I hate people that are clearly lamer than me?
The Ugly One: (Facepalm'd! The Arrow'd guy dressed up like the guy from the Facepalmed picture is well, facepalming) (His hand is on The Ugly One's body) Vegeta, what does it say about my insurance?
Vegeta: It's over negative nine thousaaaaaaa- (Coughs twice) (User meme'd! The Ugly One and Vegeta died)
Strong Bad's voice: That wasn't all that I expected. Let's try that again.
Teen Girl Squad!
Cheerleader: Weight-loss fruit blend!
So-And-So: Cherry Coke!
What's Her Face: Diet Brown!
The Ugly One: Laboratory serum?
Cheerleader: Umm... this is where I'd normally say something, but I fear for my life-
So-And-So: I'LL DO IT!!! Let's go to the library!!! (Strong Badia Free Library'd! A bookshelf fell on So-And-So) Et tu, fine literacy!!!!
Cheerleader: Girls, let's...
The Ugly One: We've been through this loads of times! We're just going to die anyway, and this background music is driving me crazy! (Background music ceases) I mean, why would anyone even think of this? And what about... (ANGRY WRATH OF ALL THE TEEN GIRL SQUAD VIEWERS...'D! The Ugly One died in some extremely violent way that involves critics) (Background music plays again)
Cheerleader: Well, it's just you and me, So-And-So. I can't believe The Ugly One thinks that we're actually in some kind of comic book, devised by a stubby shirtless man wi- (Strong Bad makes loud coughing noises) (Book gutter'd! Cheerleader and So-And-So got stuck in the gutter of a book and suffocated to death)
Strong Bad's voice: Man. Too bad I only have four girls to kill… hey! That gives me an idea… announcing the newest addition to the TGS… Salary! (A girl in a sparkly dress appears) No. That's not right… (Salary's head pops off) (Salary disappears) So much for that idea.
It's Over!