Ok, once again went into my inbox... left clinging to my wheelie chairs... making most of the foam pop out...

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LadyGlory:--- WOOO!! :O We can see the sexy elves!!! .x.Drags Will Clone.x. ... if you behave then I'll let you have some cookies... .x.Sets alarm for 5.x.

Alori Kesi Aldercy:--- Lol. That's the only problem with drunk people you don't know if their going to barf of not... Or breathe in helium and start singing various different lyrics from different songs... which in a strange way fit together!... See my weirdness is inherited.

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Disclaimer:--- I do not own PotC!!! I only own my plot, Rk, Chris, their flat, Jess, Jess'... er... friends and Lee!!!

Hangovers, Bobby?, Wee Chrissie!!

.x. Next Morning .x.

.x. Rk's PoV .x.

.x.THUMP.x.

"Mmmpf..."

.x.THUMP!.x.

"Mmmpf!"

I rolled out of bed and staggered into the living room... Ok my heart is beating really loud... its in my head!

"Head... oww"

I walked to the sofa and saw Jess on there with two boys I'd never saw before

"Orgy... eww"

...So I shoved them off and lay on the sofa, I was nice and relaxed and... I think I'm falling to sleep... yay.

"WAKE UP IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING! DUM! DUM!"

"LEE!! Oww!... My head...shut up!"

"OH! Someone's got a..."

He lent over the back of the sofa near my ear

"...HANGOVER!!!"

"Oww!... Please let me hit him..."

He looked round

"Who you talking to?"

"My brain"

Jess sat up and so did the other two guys...

"Morning Bobby!"

The guy looked confused

"I'm not Bobby..."

"Neither am I"

"Oh well... Nevermind. Get dressed and go"

The guys got their stuff and went out the door

"Bye Je.."

And Jess shut it on them

Lee walked out of the kitchen in an apron

"Ok! Who wants crispy eggs..."

I feel...

"AND big greasy sausages?!"

"SICK!!"

I leapt up, ran past Chris who had just come out of the bedroom, and into the bathroom slamming the door.

.x Rach's PoV .x.

.X.SLAM!!.X.

God sake! So much for a lie in!!

I got out of bed and went into the living area

Rk was leaning up against the bathroom door with Lee and Jess on either side of the doorframe talking over her...

I went and sat on the sofa

"Why's it called a hangover?"

Lee looked thoughtful...

"Maybe... because they hang over... the toilet!"

Rk looked annoyed

"Can't someone have a hangover and puke in piece?!... OO!"

She ran back into the bathroom

"Rk stop slamming doors!!"

"IT'S... MY.... FLAT!!"

Jess walked past me

"Where's Will?"

"He's still in bed asleep"

Rk stalked back into the room and slumped onto the sofa, where Chris and I were sitting

"RK!! GET OFF!"

I pushed her off me so she was on Chris

"Hmm... What's that sizzling noise?"

Chris moved Rk and went into the kitchen

"It's the bacon"

"It's so loud"

"Hey guys!...Lee"

Will came over and sat in Chris' now empty seat... With something stuck to his leg...

"Er, Will what is that stuck to your leg?"

Will pulled it off

"They're... red leather.. thongs"

"They aren't mine!!"

Lee came running over

"There mine don't touch them!"

He snatched them out of Will's hand

"What are they doing in our bed?!"

"It's MY bed!!"

"It's the spare room!!"

"EXACTLY!! MINE!!"

"OH GREAT! Now I have images in my head with you and... those red things!!

"Shut up!!!... Eww!... I'm going to be sick..."

She ran off carrying a pillow

"Hey! My pillow!"

She flung it

"I'm hungry, where's the bacon Chris?!"

"Rk was moaning at the noises so I stopped"

Rk came out

"It was loud!"

Chris shrugged and looked at his watch

"Guy can we start getting ready we need to be there soon"

Rk looked around

"Be where?"

"Er, Wedding rehearsals Rk!"

"Whose?"

We all sighed

"I don't know maybe ours!"

"Oh! Mine?!"

"Ours"

"Fine then ours! God, can't please some people!"

"Rk, get dressed"

"I don't want to! I'll go like this"

She gestured to her baggy tracksuit bottoms and Chris' over-sized t-shirt

"Now"

"Hey! You lot aren't ready yet anyway!!"

"We're going to now!"

.x. 20 Minutes Later .x.

"Ok we're done!"

Will and I walked out of the bedroom and sat on the sofa... Rk was sprawled out on the floor on her stomach

"You two got dressed in the same room?!"

I could tell she was pulling a nasty face

Will put his arm round me

"Of course... Don't you and Chris?"

"PFFT! NO!"

"It's quicker Rk"

"Yea right, just the same if you go in the bathroom and Will is in the bedroom"

"Not when Jess is in the bathroom, and besides..."

Will smirked

"...If you get undressed with them you might as well get dressed with them!"

She rolled onto her back

"That is gross!!"

He laughed

"I'm kidding!"

"Rk come on get dressed!"

"Aww... tut... go without me!"

"We can't you're the bride!!"

"I've got plenty of time to learn what to do!"

"The wedding is Christmas day! It's only a week and a few days away!!"

She sighed

"Your still not dressed!!"

Chris had come out

"Oh yea... that"

"Go get changed!"

"I would... but that would mean moving, I'll go like this!"

"Rk you can't go to OUR wedding rehearsal in MY shirt!"

"Why not?! And so what if it's yours? Rach walks round in Will's all the time!!"

"Yes but I'm sure Will wasn't wearing it in bed first!"

"You took it off! So I had it!!"

"Just come on Rk! Go in the bedroom and get ready please!"

"Fine! I'll go get dressed... in the bedroom... With the BED!!"

She ran in and locked the door

"Rk! Don't you dare!"

Chris banged on the door

"Rk! Out! Now!"

"How can you make me? I'm locked in and there's no way you can break in with those arms!"

Chris looked at his arms...

I leaned up the door

"If you don't come out I'll..."

Jess came out the bathroom

"...I'll set Jess on Chris!"

Jess rubbed her hands together

"OOOO! MY WEE CHRISSIE!!"

"OK! OK! OK!"

Rk come out

"Jess! GET OFF HIM NOW!!"

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DONE! WA LA!

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