Ok on with the story!!

Lady Nicole Potter:--- Ok! YOU ARE FREAKING ME OUT WOMAN! It's like you've just read ahead in my story and are talking about it... Stop it! .x.Checks in forest beside my house for spies.x. .... Where are you're contacts?! Where are you getting this information from?!... Lol. Sorry, I'm just a little freaked out now... .x.Hides Fan fiction book.x. There! Like to see you be physic and read ahead now ha!

Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- What you done to your foot?

Lonaargh:--- Yay your back!! I'm glad this story seems a lot my adult lol that's what I wanted!!

FiRe-BabiiE:--- Lol! Fine you twisted my arm! He stays!

LiTtLe SpArRoW:--- Yep! He's back! SUSPENSE! Lol. Oh!... PREZZI!!... .x.Passes Box.x. ... JACK CLONE!

Zeldagr1436:--- I had no idea what that meant lol! But it sounded funny when I said it out loud anyway!

Pirate-Rose:--- I KNOW THE EVIL THING WOULDN'T LET ME BACK ON!!! Stupid thing... I loved that site it was so cool! It kept me laughing... I'm sad I know but I found it so entertaining! Lol. I know... my web cams so slow... That is also a stupid thing!

Chantal J:--- Oh my god... My scanner is so crappy... they look better in real life trust me! Lol. I wouldn't have put them on if I realised they would look that bad!! You have a scar from it?! OUCH!

Captainjack:--- Lol! I defiantly know it sticks skin to clothes... Don't ask how I know but lets just say my friends are up to trying anything once... maybe twice. Lol.

Alori Kesi Aldercy:--- Lol. The fun you can have with shoes is unbelievable! Only if it's not your shoe though... Lol.

PinkRoseB:--- Lol!! I think it might be an English thing... But then again you've got Jackass! I think it's just that my friends have no fear... so they don't care if they badly hurt themselves or not. I've never watched that but I never knew nail varnish remover would unstuck super glue... I think I might try that next time a friend comes round... I'll try to ease up on my poor baby Will... Lol. M&M'S!!!

Gbmarie:--- Lol. He's been away too long! I missed writing him! OH NO!! INTERNET TROLLS! Lol!

Willz gurl:--- I write this story daily and I'm not always hyper when doing so. I write things that will appear funny and some things I write are made up, most are based on experiences myself or my friends have come in contact to.

If you feel this story is too active or hyperactive for you, I am sorry but I cannot please everyone no matter how valiant my efforts are.

What do you mean when you say screwed story? Because I really don't know if I should be offended or if it was a harmless remark.

Book-addict:--- Erm, I think since the wedding is blue and white I suppose it might either be a blue or white shoe... you can pick lol! I'm going to enjoy writing the wedding so much!

Disclaimer:--- I still do not own PotC or any of that stuff... I only Rk, Chris, Their flat, Jess, Will's flat, Lee, The ickle priest, Reanne, The snobby attendant, the church, the plot and of course... MY RANDOMNESS!!! OH!! AND MY WILL CLONE!!! .x.Pulls leash.x. ... Come here baby! Good boy... stay... staaaay... STAY! Good boy!

JACKS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and if people really don't like the hyperness in this story I suggest they stop reading now, as I will not stop doing humour OR making my characters seem hyper or lets face it, completely bonkers! Thank You. x ... OH! THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN UP YESTERDAY MORNING BUUUUT 'S DOCUMENT MANAGER DECIDED THAT IT STILL HATES ME... ONLY THIS TIME MORE!

Now!, Nerves?, ABOUT TIME!

.x. Rach's PoV .x.

"Rk! You're still not dressed! Get ready! We've got to go!!"

Rk changed the channel on the TV...

"Now! Look! I've gone through too much trouble for you not to be there on time!!"

"In a min'..."

"Now!"

She ignored me... I leaned over grabbed the remote, turned the TV off and flung the remote across the room

"NOW RK!!"

"OK!"

.x. Will's Flat .x.

.x. Will's PoV .x.

"Where's my jacket?... Will, have you seen my jacket?... WHERES MY JACKET?!"

"It's here!"

I passed Chris a black tuxedo jacket...

"Oh... thanks"

"You need to calm down mate"

He rubbed his face

"I can't... I'm too nervous!"

I smiled

"It'll be fine..."

"Yea, I guess"

He laughed to himself...

"I suppose the worst that could happen is Rk would tell me at the altar that she loves someone else!"

I did a fake smile

"Like that's going to happen!"

I turned to the mirror and pulled my hair back... Chris put his jacket on

"It would be even worse if she told me she loved that weird guy..."

I started to tie my hair back in an elastic...

"What was his name?"

I shrugged

"He was your mate!... Oh God I know his name... Oh yea! Jack!"

The elastic shot out of my hand, hit off the mirror and smacked me in the face...

"Ouch!"

I picked up the broken elastic and rubbed my face

Chris laughed

"Looks like I'm not the only one that's nervous!!"

I looked around for another bobble... I didn't have one...

"...Yea... Heh heh..."

.x. In The Church .x.

.x. Rach's PoV .x.

"Rach, go check again!"

"I already have 6 times!"

"Please!"

"Fine!"

I peered around the door leading onto the aisle...

"It's still the same Rk!... Family and friends sitting... waiting... for you to hurry up so they can go to the party and get drunk of free booze. The photographer, Priest, you're future husband and my very sexy Will!... Don't you think he looks good with his hair loose?... Don't you Rk?... Rk?"

I looked round... Rk was sneaking out

"Oi!! Where you going?"

Reanne pulled her back...

"Maybe I shouldn't do this today... I mean... it's Christmas, people want to go home and spend it with their families..."

Jess looked thoughtful

"But they are Rk... there all family here!"

Rk glared

"...And have their dinner..."

"You've got a wedding party with food after woods!"

"...And open their presents!"

"But then... OH! PRESENTS!! Rk's right Rach! Lets go!!"

"Yes see! Jess agrees come on..."

They went to walk out when an attendant came and pulled Rk back

"Time's up love!"

"No! I've changed my mind!"

"Tough luck now! Sort it out after!"

She pushed Rk towards the door

"No!! Wait!!"

The music started and we walked down the aisle

When we got to the bottom Will and I stood together and Jess and another one of Chris' mates stood together...

Chris smiled at Rk.

"We are hear today to witness the joining of these two young people..."

.x. Rk's PoV .x.

"...These two young people..."

Yea... Young, too young for this. I don't want to be married at 19! I have my whole life still going I don't want to settle down yet!... Or am I just making excuses? Oh I don't care! I'm not doing it! I'm not marrying him!

.x.BANG!.x.

"STOP!!"

A woman came marching up the aisle waving a piece of paper...

"That man's still married... TO ME!!"

We all gasped... I breathed a sigh of relief...

Chris turned... The woman's expression changed...

"Oh! Sorry! Wrong church!"

She backed away...

"Carry on... Heh..."

She quickly walked out and shut the doors.... DAMNIT!! I almost had a way out without hurting Chris! Damn!

"Ahem!"

"Huh?"

"... Do you Rk take Thee Chris to be your husband?!"

I opened my mouth to shout 'No! Get stuffed' But I looked at Chris and he looked so happy... I don't want to hurt him... I can't.

.x. Rach's PoV .x.

"Do you Rk take thee Chris to be your husband?"

We all looked at Rk... who didn't look focused, well didn't look on the planet at all! I cleared my throat.

"Ahem!"

She blinked up and looked around...

"Huh?"

"... Do you Rk take thee Chris to be your husband?!"

She opened her mouth then just mouthed wordlessly... She looks like a fish!!

Oh God I can't stand this! I have to do something... I raised my hand to my forehead...

"I... think... I'm... going... to... faint!"

I made a sigh noise and leaned back to fall... Will caught me and looked up

"Carry on"

I glared him and lowered my voice

"What are you doing?!"

"Stopping you ruining it!"

"Rk wants me to!!"

I stood out of Will's arms and went to fall again... He grabbed me

"Stop it!"

.x.BANG!.x.

"... .x.Pant.x. ... Well... .x.Pant.x. ... ere... ye... be!... .x.Pant.x. ... Could have given me... better ... .x.Pant.x. ... Directions... Luv!!"

I stood up out of Will's arms and put my hands on my hips

"FINALLY JACK! TAKE YOURE BLOODY TIME!!!"

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