Back!! Haha! I know you all loved the little cliffy I left at the end of the last chapter!! I wasn't going to update today, but I thought that I couldn't be that evil... Could I?
FiRe-BaBiiE:--- Lol! Aww... conga stopped... :O COOKIE! Ta!
Lonaargh:--- Lol yea when you put it like that he is an ungrateful little twit isn't he? Hm, I'll have to think of something nasty to happen to him... Nope! Not telling!!
Pirate-Rose:--- Lol Lee eh? We'll see... Ew, I don't like bacon! :O The mallet! The glorious, wonderful, hurtful MALLET! Lol, Lemon and Tart are usually used as insults around Wolverhampton... That's where I live... Lol. We also use ponce but I couldn't fit it in... Gods sake! How long is that bloody list now?!
Savi:--- Lol. Tis no problem! My comp is too scared to go as far as break down... it mostly just shuts itself down half way through writing a chapter... .x.glares evil thing.x. ... I kick my computer when it plays up, I don't think it helps that much but it's a good way to let out stress!
LXG-LUVER:--- Not telling... lol! I think everyone has these kind of people either as friends or people who just follow you about... I have too many, I think I'll start selling them! Lol.
Alori Kesi Aldercy:--- Lol... He is isn't he?! Selfish little bugger... I hate it when people point in my face too! Lol.
Lady Nicole Potter:--- Lol. I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE PHYSIC! No!! .x.Grabs ff book and hides in not-so-secret-hideaway place.x. Lol. HA HA! Find it now!!... FOUND IT! .... WILL CLONE!!! PUT IT BACK!!!
Roberta:--- LOL! I like that, you need a beep though! ... And a tissue you're drooling love... .x.Passes tissues that have Jack's face on them.x.
Carn:--- Lol. Little busy? No problem when you review!
Gbmarie:--- Lol. I think I might need those trolls... I don't think anyone likes Chris!... Good! Lol. MA WEE WILL! .x.Looks around.x. A HA! .x.Pulls leash.x. Say hello William! .x.Moves arm so he waves.x. I'm evil I know...
LiTtLe SpArRoW:--- Lol. Aw bless lil' Jack happy? Yes! We shall have to arrange a play date for them!
Captainjack:--- Lol... I usually get... .x.Gets granny hat and waves stick about.x. these kids these days! OR (My ultimate favourite)... Ahem... .x.Puts on low voice and get's a cop hat on.x. ... Now what would you're parents think young lady?!. I'm always getting in trouble, it's not my fault though! I'm influenced by my friends!... That didn't sound good did it? Lol! I like that about Chris not waking up!
xXx Insanely Sane xXx:--- Yes... we English people can be very weirdish... lol. I'll be sure to pass the clone on... or just keep it myself. Lol.
Disclaimer:--- Nope! Nothing only... .x.Gets out list.x. Jess, Rk, Unconscious Chris, Lee, The family and friends in pughs that turn out to be very good at crowd noises..., the old mans glasses And the plot!!!
YOU!, I LOVE HIM!, I'm here...
.x. Rach's PoV .x.
Standing there, hands on hips with a smug smirk on their face was...
"Elizabeth?"
Will walked sown the aisle towards her. I death glared Jack, he raised his hands in defence...
"I didn' bring 'er!... She followed me!"
I turned back and glared her...
She smiled and ran towards Will
"Oh, Will... How I've missed you!"
"W-What? But Norrington?"
"He could never match up to a man like you!"
She better watch her step...
Elizabeth reached out to him
"Please Will... I need you... Baby"
.x. Rk's PoV .x.
Liz reached out and touched Will's cheek
"BABY?! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!"
Rach marched towards them and stood in between them, making Liz step back a few paces. Rach crossed her arms and Liz raised an eyebrow.
"I'm talking to WILL not a little girl like you!"
Rach lunged at Liz... Will grabbed her and turned round so he blocked Rach's path to Liz.
"Rach no! Stop..."
Rach pulled a face and stopped struggling, Will turned back to Liz. I want to see Rach fight!!
"Elizabeth... I don't love you anymore. Y-You left me!"
The family in the pughs went;
"AWWWW"
"...For Norrington!"
"UGH!!"
"...I love Rach"
Rach on hearing this smiled and hugged Will... then stuck her tongue out at Liz.
Liz screwed her face up
"YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE MY WILL AWAY FROM ME?!..."
"I don't think I KNOW!!"
"... YOU, YOU LITTLE... NIGHTWALKER!!!"
Will and Jack gasped
"What the hell does that mean?!"
Will moved past Rach in front of Liz
"How dare you!!"
Rach looked at Jack
"What's it mean?!"
"I ay telling ye! Ye'll squawk!"
I moved over to Jack
"Tell me!"
He whispered in my ear... I gasped and shouted it out
"HUSSY?!"
Rach's jaw dropped and looked over to where Will and Liz were screaming at each other...
"YOU THINK SHE'S BETTER THEN ME?! ARE YOU BLIND?!"
"SHUT UP ELIZABETH!! DON'T YOU DARE CALL HER OR ANYONE OF MY FRIENDS A NIGHTWALKER!!"
I looked to see Rach speed walking down the aisle...
"Rach?... Rach! Slow down!!"
She pushed past Will knocking him into a pugh
"Eh! Rach! I was defending you!"
"Don't worry... I got you Sweet Cheeks!"
"LEE! LET GO!!"
Rach carried on... Liz's face looked scared... HA HA! Serves the cow right! Liz backed away and held her hands up...
"I didn't, I swear I didn't mean to call you... I just... Take Will!"
"TOO LATE!!"
"NO! PLEASE! DON'T HURT MY BEAUTIFUL FAC..."
Rach pounced on Liz, knocking them both to the floor. Jess ran down and tried to pull Rach off... Liz hit Jess in the face
"OW! OH! THAT'S DOES IT! LETS GET IT ON!!"
Jess jumped on and attacked Liz with Rach. I started laughing.
Will and Jack started to pull them apart... well Will was Jack was just making it worse...
"Yea! That's it luv! Smack 'er!! EH! UNFAIR PLAY!!"
The family in the queue started to cheer them on and Jess was now accepting bets...
I laughed harder, then was pulled by my wrist into the little door on the side that led into the room again. (A:N: You know that room that I can't remember the name for... I should have written it down!)
"What the? CHRIS! LET GO!! YOU'RE HURTING!!"
I pulled away once we were in the room
"What are you doing?!"
"ME?! You're the one that was cheating with... THAT THING!"
"'that thing' is CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow! CHEATING?! He's been away for 4 months!! You can be so stupid some times!!"
"You've known for so long Rk"
"I told you... I couldn't tell you!"
"If you loved me you would have!!"
Ouch...
"But... I couldn't because I didn't want to hurt you!"
"I could understand if it was Will..."
"EW! PLEASE!"
"But that arsehole!!"
"What is it with you?! You can't even say his name!!"
"HE'S HIM! He's rude, filthy and common!"
"I'm rude, filthy and common!!"
"But he's disgusting!!"
"That's what I love about him!!"
"NO!"
"What?!"
"No... I won't let you go to him"
"You can't control me!!"
"IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN!!"
I laughed
"Oh grow up!"
I went to walk out, he grabbed my wrist and pulled my back. I winced involuntarily.
"I AM! YOU'RE NOT!!"
He's pissing me off now, if he was grown up he would understand!
"I LOVE JACK CHRIS! Face it! I want to be with him... And there's nothing you can do abou..."
.x.SMACK.x.
My cheek was burning and I staggered back onto the wall for support... THAT PUFF HIT ME!!
Jack burst in laughing
"RACH 'AS MUTLIATED LIZ!! QUICK COME LOOK LUV!!..."
He walked over to me and touched my cheek, I winced. He turned to Chris
"You hit a lass?! Not any Lass... MY LASS?!!"
He pulled his sword out, yet again... I pulled on his sleeve
"Please Jack, lets just go."
I pulled Jack out of the room and walked down the aisle.
The guests were crowed around the middle of the aisle, Jess jumped up and held Rach's hand up.
"...AND STILL OWNER OF WILL... RACHYYYYYY THE BLOOOOOONDE BOMBSHELLLLL HIGHFIELLLLLLD!!"
"Jess stop it! We're going!"
I walked through the guests
"Hold on! I'm still collecting bets!!... PAY UP BUSTER!!"
Jess squared up to an old man and took his glasses
"JESS!"
"Coming!"
Jack and I walked outside and sat on the steps... I put my head in my hands. Jack put his arm around me
"It's ok Luv... I'm 'ere"
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CHRIS IS A PUFF!
WILL RK AND JACK GET TOGETHER?!
WILL LIZ EVER BE ABLE TO WALK AGAIN?!
WILL JESS EVEN WALK WITH THE GRANDAD'S GLASSES?!
Lol...
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Only three more chapters until I go away for two weeks!!
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