That was my favourite chapter!!... I wonder why... Lol.

Lonaargh:--- Lol. Fluffy doggy!!! I want a fluffy dog... Mines just... boring.

Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Yep on my hols!! :O I FORGOT YOU?! OMG SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY!!!!!!!! .x.Chucks candy.x. SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roberta:--- Yay! I got to attack Liz! Yes! Lets burn Chris!! And feed him to your cat!!... ... Can cats eat ashes? .x.Shrugs.x. Ah well... we can try it!

Savi:--- Lol. I'll see if I can push... or shove them together! I hate Liz too... I don't know why... I think its cause she kissed MY baby!!

Lady Nicole Potter:--- Yes! Men aren't allowed to touch our pretty faces!! We can bash theirs but that's allowed!! It is weird how we can hit men... and get away with it... aww bless 'em their scared of us! I'm going on Wednesday to watch the Olympics then I come back for a day and then go to Gran Canaria with my mom, sis and nan! Lol.

Chantal J:-- Thanks!!

PinkRoseB:--- Lol. He's a stupid Puffy jerk!! I told you I'm so random sometimes... plus I hate Liz so she had to get a beating! Yes! Will would have a lot of explaining to do if he took her back!! Lol I like him being a little more manly my mate took the piss out of him in the movie so I made him manly!! Lol. Jackass is the closest thing to compare with the weirdness of my friends. They scare me sometimes I don't know why I hang around with them!

Captainjack:--- Lol. I didn't either! I was sitting in physics ages ago... (That's the lesson I write this in lol.) and I said I needed a word that would offend someone but wouldn't know what it meant and it needed to be pirate-y lol. And my friend (PotC mega, obsessively freaky fan) Said nightwalker... and it took her nearly all the lesson to find a word that would explain it to me! I know! Stupid Liz I wouldn't need asking twice! Actually I wouldn't need asking at all, I'd just grab onto his arm! I know bless ickle Jacky!! .x.Pats head.x.

Disclaimer:--- I still do not own my very own movie... Or hunky stars... I only own Rk, Chris , Jess, her weird glasses that aren't hers, Lee, THE LIMO!, the oversized suitcase, the gay shirt, The little trick that the gay shirt does, The photo booth, the plot AND MY RANDOMNESS that really comes out in this chapter...

BUTTONS!, JUMP!, Barbossa?

.x. Rach's PoV .x.

Rk sat on the church step with her head in her hands, Jess, Will and I sat on the step below and didn't say anything... Jess was counting the money from the betting.

"20, 40, 60..."

"Jess that was a 10"

She squinted then lifted the glasses up

"Oh yea"

"50, 60..."

Rk stood up and walked down the steps to the Limo that was going to take her and Chris to the airport. She got in and shut the door. Is she leaving?!

"Rk?... RK!!"

"What?"

She popped out of the sunroof

"What are you doing?"

"Changing things"

She disappeared inside then a corner of a suitcase came out of the sunroof

"Trust the fart to pack to much!"

She pulled it back in and came up holding loads of clothes and threw them into the road

"RK!!"

Chris came running down the stairs

"Don't talk to me woman beater!!"

I looked at Chris questioningly, He looked down. Jack stood up.

"I...well...I didn't..."

"Not so tough now, eh laddy?!"

"Shut up, Rk stop it now!!"

"Why?"

Rk pulled a dark blue silk shirt out, smoothed it out on the roof...

"Because there's no need for this!"

"You are NOT coming on the honeymoon with me!"

"You are NOT going!! It's my trip!!"

"PFFT!!"

...She buttoned the shirt up...

"I think after your little show of 'masculinity' in that room, I DESERVE IT!!"

...She held the shirt up by the collar...

"I COULD TURN YOU INTO THE POLICE FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!!"

"I... But... FINE! Take the trip..."

She smiled

"I knew you'd see it my way!"

She pulled each side of the collar roughly... causing all the buttons to fly off in opposite directions

"THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE SHIRT!!"

"AND IT BELONGS IN A GAY BAR!!... YOU LOT GET IN!!"

Will, Jack, Jess and I jumped in the Limo... Jess waved to Chris.

The Limo drove off.

"Rk? Where are we going?!"

"To the airport... got to get out of this frumpy thing!!"

She ripped both sleeves off, threw her high heels out the window, ripped the bottom of the skirt into a mini...

"Whoa! Rip some more Luv!!"

"Shush..."

She took the tiara and veil off and passed them to Jess...

"Here... you have them"

"OH! THANKS!!"

Jess put it proudly on her head... she was still wearing the bifocals.

"Er, Rk how are we going to make it through the airport? Jess and I haven't got our passports and those two don't even have them!"

She went through Chris' bag

"Minor setback... er... Take this!"

She passed me Chris' passport.

.x. Mine and Will's Flat .x.

"Look, first we need 2 passport photo's; one of Jack and the other of Will... Then we need another males passport around the same age as either Will or Jack."

"We've got Jacks... He'll have to have Chris'"

"What about Will?"

"Get Lee's"

Will screwed his face

"I'm not being him!!"

"You just need his name!"

"Oh"

"Ok, Rk, you take Jack and Will to get their pictures... Jess and I will get Lee's passport"

"Ok..."

She passed me her flat keys, Jess and I headed towards the door

"Oh and Rk? Make sure you get good pictures!"

.x. 20 Minutes Later .x.

.x. Chris' flat .x.

"Jess?... Jess?... JESS!"

"What?!"

"Have you found it yet?"

"No... You?"

"Nope..."

"Lets just phone Lee!"

"Jess you honestly think that Lee is stupid enough to tell us where his flipping passport is?!"

"Top draw in the bedside table behind the belts..."

I turned to see Lee standing in the door way smiling... I dropped the handful of clothes I had just pulled out a draw. Jess ran off.

"Oh! Hi Lee!"

"Hiya! That wedding was great! Not a dull moment!... Shame about my money though, I betted on that Liz girl..."

I frowned, Jess came running in waving Lee's passport

"Got it!!"

"Er, Lee, can we borrow it please?"

"Sure!"

I stopped by the door

"Aren't you going to ask why?"

"Nah! Never used it!"

"Oh ok thanks! Come on Jess!"

I ran out the door and shut it after Jess came running out

"ERUGH!"

"OH FOR GODS SAKE JESS, GET UP!!"

"NOT MY FAULT! YOU SHUT THE VEIL IN THE DOOR!!!"

.x. Rk's PoV .x.

.x. Woolworth's... Shush! .x.

"Look, When Jack has had two flashes he'll jump out then you'll jump in. And if you're lucky have two flashes, if not make the last one a good one!"

"Why don't we just have four pictures each... then you can pick the best"

"PFFT! You think I'm going to pay and extra 3.50 for six pictures I don't need?!"

We we're standing out side a photo Booth in the middle of Woolworth's, I was still in my ripped dress and barefoot.

"Ok Jack you ready? I'm putting the money in now so get ready... Don't touch that! Just look into that box!"

Will and I stood out the way and I held the curtain for Jack to jump out and Will to jump in... One flash... Two!

"Ok Will jump!! Jack out! Quick!!"

They went face first into each other. Will pushed Jack out and he sat just in time for the last flash...

"Oh well done!! I swear if I have to pay another 3.50!!"

.x. Back at Rach and Will's flat .x.

"I've got the pictures!"

"Great! I've got Lee's passport!"

Rach took the strip of photo's...

"What happened there?!"

She pointed to the picture with Will's legs on and Jack's back

"The Whelp didn' jump quick enough!"

"I jumped fine!!"

"Ok... I need... tweezers, superglue, a small knife, and scissors!"

"Why do you need those for?!"

"Get them and I'll show you!!"

.x. Later .x.

"Look! I can't do it if you all keep leaning over me!!"

"Sorry, it's just interesting to watch"

Rach was leaning over the coffee table. She had already replaced Lee's picture with Will's and was now carefully pealing back the see-through paper to put Jack's picture in...

"Shit... I ripped the see-through sheet"

"I'll get the cling film!!"

"Jess! It's ok I can fix it!!"

I leaned over her

"How did you learn to do that? It's like secret agent!!"

She laughed

"It's amazing what you learn when you go on a trip with only geeks!"

"Oh... is that the trip I was suppose to go on?"

"Yes... but you ditched me"

"I thought I'd be surrounded by geeks!"

"So you left me to be surrounded instead?!"

She put the see-through paper back over the picture...

"Done!!"

I took the passports

"Ok go pack... quick!"

Everyone ran off in different directions...expect Jack. Rach ran back.

"Where are going exactly?"

"We're going on a two week holiday to Barbados!!"

Jack gasped

"Barbossa?!"

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Aww Jack's so innocent... Bless.

Will they make it through the airport?

Will Jack and Will cope with flying?!

Lol.

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