What Changes Chapter 2: Gots To Gets Teh Bells!, a naruto fanfic

What Changes...

Chapter 2: Gots To Gets Teh Bells!

(Training grounds)

Kakashi watched from the trees as his students continuously bickered and argued with each other. He could already tell that they would fail just like all the others. There was no way these three would be able work together for five minutes, let alone an hour.

On the ground, the three younger ninja's already sensed their sensei in the area and automatically stopped talking about their strategy and started randomly yelling at each other, deciding to finish up their conversation mentally.

'So Sakura-chan, what order are we going in? 'Cause I was hoping to go last!' Naruto said/thought while fake glaring at Sasuke. (Just to be clear...italics means they're either using telepathy or just thinking)

'I didn't think about it. Why do you want to go last anyway?' Sakura started looking around to try to pinpoint where their sensei was.

'I got something special in mind...I want to pay him back for jabbing me in the ass the last time!'

Sakura sweatdropped.

'I'll go first...' Sasuke volunteered. Naruto and Sakura looked at each other.

'What for?' They both asked.

'I also want payback for him pulling me underground.' Naruto mentally laughed. Sasuke glared at him.

'Oh I remember that! When you think about it now...it was pretty funny!' Sasuke also turned his glare on Sakura.

Kakashi then decided to make his entrance by appearing in a puff of smoke. ''Hey there! Are you guys ready for-''

''YOUR LATE!!!'' Sakura and Naruto shouted in unison. Sasuke grunted in agreement. (Ah, memories...)

Kakashi chuckled, ''Well...an elderly women needed help crossing the street so I-''

''LIAR!''

Kakashi sweatdropped...

He then pulled out an alarm clock and two bells. He placed the alarm clock on one of the three training posts and held out the bells. ''The test is simple. You just have to take these bells from me.''

Sakura raised her hand and Kakashi looked at her in question. ''There are only two bells,'' she stated. Kakashi smiled under his mask.

''That's because the two of you who get the bells will pass and receive lunch. The one who fails will be tied to one of those posts and will watch the rest of us eat. They will also be sent back to the academy. So make sure you pass because I'm sure your all hungry.''

''Not really...'' Naruto stated. Kakashi looked at him in question.

''We already ate,'' Sasuke answered for Naruto. Kakashi furrowed his eyebrows.

''So you didn't heed my warning...your loss.''

Sakura snorted, ''What kind of warning is 'you might want to skip breakfast or else you'll puke?' You just wanted us to be tired and hungry so the exercise would be harder. If your going to try to be intimidating...you might want to do a better job, ne?'' Naruto and Sasuke nodded in agreement.

Kakashi sweatdropped. 'So they saw through that, huh?'

''Well, whatever. Ready. Set. BEGIN!'' The three instantly disappeared. 'At least they know how to conceal themselves efficiently. An important skill for a ninja.' After a few minutes without an attempt at an attack Kakashi decided the he should go find them. He started running through the trees when he saw Sasuke on the ground looking around like he was confused. 'I expected better from the Uchiha. He left himself wide-open for an attack.'

Sasuke smirked when he sensed Kakashi behind him. Kakashi was underestimating him, and he planed to use that to his advantage.

'Remember, Teme! Nothing above chunin level!' Said Naruto. Sasuke rolled his eyes then quickly pulled out a kunai and turned around to block the one Kakashi threw. Said person then appeared before him.

''Hmm...impressive...let's see how you handle hand-to-hand combat.'' With that they threw a series of punches and kicks at each other. Sasuke noted that he was getting tired faster than usual.

'Stupid twelve-year-old body,' He muttered in his head.

Kakashi was impressed. The Uchiha seemed to be doing pretty well against him. Sasuke then jumped back away from him and smirked. He threw a kunai at Kakashi and who easily dodged it.

''You won't be able to beat me with long ranged attacks,'' Kakashi said matter-of-factly. Sasuke's smirk grew wider when the kunai cut a wire and water balloons came flying towards Kakashi. He dodged most of them, but there were to many. He ended up getting hit many times. And to make it worse the balloons weren't actually filled with water...they were filled with paint.

He was now an assorted rainbow of pink, blue, and orange.

Kakashi glared at Sasuke who simply shrugged it off and got into a fighting stance. Kakashi followed suit and they were once again in a taijutsu battle.

Sasuke clenched his teeth together and, with all the strength his twelve-year-old body could muster, swung his leg towards Kakashi at full-force, kicking him a few meters away. Sasuke sighed and dusted his hands off. That's what he gets for pulling him underground.

'He's heading your way, Sakura'

'Okay!' She replied. At that moment she saw Kakashi slam into the ground next to her. She sweatdropped at this. 'I think you hit him too hard. That looked like it hurt!'

'He deserved it,' was the reply she got. Sakura shook her head at Sasuke's stubbornness and looked over at her teacher who was picking himself up from the ground. At the sight of him covered in paint she had to stifle a laugh. But Kakashi heard it and glared at her. Sakura played clueless and asked, ''What happened to you!?''

Kakashi growled and muttered something she couldn't catch. It sounded like he said some thing like: 'Damn emo kids.'

''Well anyway, hand over those bells, Kakashi-sensei!'' Sakura commanded. Kakashi raised an eyebrow. When he read her info card it said that she was intelligent...but lacked strength and endurance. This should be easy. Kakashi made some hand signs and cast a genjutsu over Sakura.

Sakura blinked and looked to her left. She saw a bloody, half-dead Sasuke lying on the ground with kunai and shuriken sticking out of his body. ''H-help me Sakura...please,'' Sasuke pleaded. Sakura sighed and shook her head. ''KAI!'' She shouted, and the genjutsu disappeared. ''You going to have to do much better than that Kakashi-sensei!''

He furrowed his eyebrows. Was she taunting him? Since when did she, a genin, have the right to taunt him, a jonin!

''You shouldn't be so over-confident Sakura.'' Sakura just smirked, causing Kakashi to raise an eyebrow in confusion. From who knows where Sakura pulled out a huge watergun and blasted him with it before he could move out of the way. But, like before, the watergun didn't have water in it...it had perfume...

Kakashi had a very shocked look on his face. Sakura doubled over in laughter. Kakashi smelled like...STRAWBERRIES! While she was somewhat distracted, Kakashi ran towards Sakura with the intent of just ending it and knocking the girl unconscious. Unfortunately, today is just not Kakashi's day. Seeing him charging at her, Sakura smirked and pumped chakra into her fist and her foot. When he was a few inches away from her, she kicked her heel into the ground to create a small crater around her.

As a result, Kakashi stumbled a bit, leaving the opening Sakura needed. She thrust her fist into his gut he soared who knows how many meters away.

'Alright! He's coming to you, Naruto!'

'Okay, Sakura-chan!'

Sakura looked down at her watch. 'We better head to the meeting spot, Sasuke-kun. You ready?'

'Yeah...'

Naruto heard Kakashi land a short distance away from him. He decided to play dumb and act like he had no idea Kakashi was in the area.

The very soar Kakashi Hatake had spotted Naruto a few minutes after landing in a very uncomfortable bush. 'At lest I can be sure he won't be able to do anything. He did get the lowest scores in his class.' Kakashi, chuckling under his mask, decided to try to scare Naruto by throwing a kunai at him. But Naruto turned around calmly and caught the weapon effortlessly. When Kakashi stepped out from his hiding place Naruto fell to the ground laughing. He was laughing so hard he could barely breathe! His sensei was covered in paint and smelled like strawberries! Who wouldn't laugh at that!?

''Alright, Kakashi-sensei! I think you should give me those bells before I have to take them from you!'' Naruto commanded after recovering from the laughing fit. Kakashi raised his eyebrows.(He's doing that alot today! ^.^)

''You think you can take the bells from me? Your just a genin; what can you do?'' He just seems to love saying the wrong things! That comment made Naruto ball up his fists in anger. Then he un-balled them and smiled widely/evilly. Kakashi tilted his head to the side in confusion. Out of his jacket Naruto pulled out the original, limited edition, volume-one...Make-out Paradise! Kakashi froze. 'How the hell did he get that!? There's only five copies in the world!!'

''Do you want it Kakashi-sensei?'' Naruto asked holding it out for him. Kakashi was memorized be the awesomeness of the orange porno book. He walked forward in a daze and reached out for the book. Naruto shrugged and handed it to him. While Kakashi was staring at the cover in worship Naruto snuck behind him and...''Leaf village secret finger jutsu: a thousand years of death!'' (Abridged Kakashi: Sexual Assaulted! XD) Naruto shouted as he jabbed his index fingers into Kakashi's ass. And with that, Kakashi was sent flying again. 'Alright, Sakura-chan, Teme! Let's finish this!'

'Right!'

'Hn.'

Naruto took a moment to laugh hysterically as he watched Kakashi soar through the air.

Upon landing infront of Sakura and Sasuke the book with suggestive content flew out of his grasp and into the hands of Haruno Sakura. Kakashi stared at the girl in fear as he watched her throw the book into the air. The Uchiha then did some hand signs and blew a flame that engulfed the book and burnt it to a crisp. Kakashi stared at the two as if they were the devil's spawn. Naruto snuck up behind him and grabbed the bells. Sasuke smirked and Sakura and Naruto stuck out their tongues.

Kakashi, trying to keep what was left of his dignity, stood up and glared at the three. ''Well, since you got the bells I guess you three will have to decide amongst yourselves which two passes and which one fails.'' The three shook their heads.

''No thanks then!'' Naruto said, handing him back the bells. Kakashi looked at Naruto in confusion.

Sasuke sighed and spoke up, ''If we can't all pass together we don't want to pass. Simple as that. We did all of this planing together and we all played an equal part in this. It wouldn't be fair for us to have done all this crap just for one person to still end up failing so...I guess we all fail.'' Sakura, Naruto, and Kakashi stared at the Uchiha in shock. Sakura was the first to get over it.

''Awww! Sasuke-kun! That's soooo sweet!'' She gushed as she gave him a hug. In return his cheeks tinged pink. Naruto chuckled at the sight.

''Well in that case...you pass.''

''Yeah! We did it! Were ninja! Ninja! Ninja!'' Sakura smacked him on the head. 'We were already ninja!'

Naruto pouted.'Yes... but not in this time!'

Sakura shook her head and took her teammates hands, making them turn in circles with her. Naruto and Sakura laughing while Sasuke gave a small smile.

Sakura grabbed Kakashi and pulled him into their little circle too. Kakashi laughed along with his students. 'I get the feeling that this is going to be interesting...'

''Okay! Squad seven starts their first mission tomarrow! Dismissed!''

''WOOHOOO!''

A/N: That's it chapter 2 of 'What Changes'! I really hope you enjoyed it.

My favorite part was when Naruto showed Kakashi that stupid porno book! I thought it was kinda crackish! xD

Subaki's fav. part:

Out of his jacket Naruto pulled out the original, limited edition, volume-one...Make-out Paradise! Kakashi froze. 'How the hell did he get that!? There's only five copies in the world!!'

'Right!'

'Hn.'

Naruto took a moment to laugh hysterically as he watched Kakashi soar through the air.

A/N: Anyway...thanks for taking time out of your day to read this chapter! I appreciate it!

Review plz! It keeps me motivated!

Arigatou!

Ja ne!

Subaki no Yumo