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Captainjack:---- Actually you're not that obsessed... I've seen obsessed and it came in the form of two girls arguing about Johnny's favourite veggie, It came to blows...... Now THAT'S obsessed... You still admit your obsessed though... they thought they were completely normal... yah, rolling around punching you're mate because of Johnny Depp's favourite Veggie is COMPLETELY normal... Sorry I go on and on and on and see I can't stop now!
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Sleep well?, Don't give in!, Partay!
.x. Rk's PoV .x.
I headed down the stairs down to the foyer. I looked round to see Will lying on four chairs pushed together on his back... his feet were sticking over the edge of the last chair. I laughed to myself
"What are you doing?"
He opened his eyes and looked up at me...
"Trying to sleep"
"Down here?"
"Rach was walking about..."
I pulled the end chair out from under his feet... causing his legs to back off the floor.
"Rk! I came down here to get away!"
I completely ignored him and carried on...
"Why was Rach walking about so early?"
"She wasn't walking about so much but she was throwing clothes on the bed!"
"So?"
"It was on my head!!!"
"Tut. Should have told her to stop it!"
"You tell her!"
"No!"
"I ignored it until I got a pair of jeans on my head..."
I burst out laughing as Jack came down the stairs, he pulled at another one of Will's chairs...
"Give us a chair lad..."
"Get your own!"
"I want this un!"
"Why?!"
"Its better!"
I looked round the foyer at the 20 or so chairs... all exactly the same...
"Fine!! TAKE IT!"
Will sat up and pushed the last two chairs away... Jack taking one
"Will's getting ratty! You better behave before Rach comes down!"
He pulled a face like a little kid who had been told off
"As soon as she is finished I'm going up to MY room and sleeping for the rest of the day!"
I nodded
"Yea, just until Rach tells you to go somewhere with her..."
"I'll tell her no"
I burst out laughing again
"You! ... Tell Rach.... No?!"
He nodded...
"Well now's your chance... She's coming down the stairs..."
His expression changed to a shocked one... I can't wait to see this...
Rach walked over to us and kissed Will's head...
"Feeling better?"
He nodded
"Come on then... Lets go"
"Go?... Go where?!"
"We're going to the beach... then shopping"
Will went to open his mouth and mouthed wordlessly at Rach
"Anything you want to say Will?"
"N-No..."
"Good lets go then!"
"Ok..."
"I'm just going to hand our room key in..."
She walked off. Jack jumped up.
"Don' take it laddy!! Tell 'er no!!"
"I can't!"
"Ye will!!"
Jack puffed up
"Ye tell er ye want to stay in bed and do nufin!! And there's nufin she can do about it!!"
Jack threw his arms out knocking a chair over
"You can't be told what to do by a woman!!"
"Jack pick up that chair"
He picked it up
"Ye can't do it laddy! Don't take it from em!!"
I looked up and Jack and smirked
"Jack sit!"
"Yes Luv"
He sat on the chair he had just picked up...
Rach walked over
"Ready Will?"
He stood up so he was way over Rach's head
"No..."
"Why not?"
"I'm not going!"
Rach put her hand on her hip
"And why is that?"
"B-because I want to sleep... I couldn't as you were throwing clothes about!"
Rach glared...
"I did that so I would look nice for YOU!!"
Will looked like he hadn't thought of that...
"Fine! I'll go alone!!"
Will went to hug her, she turned
"Bye Rk, Jack..."
And walked out...
"Be strong lad... Don't give in to her!"
Will sat down...
He whimpered
"Don't give in... be strong you cant let er..."
"I CAN'T DO IT!!!! RACH?! WAIT!!! I'M COMING!!! IT WAS JACK'S FAULT!! HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU NO!!I'M SORRY!!!"
Will rushed out the doors after Rach, Jack shook his head.
"No inner strength..."
"Jack, get me a drink...Now"
He jumped up
"Yes Luv..."
Men...
.x. Later That Night .x.
.x. Rach's PoV .x.
I walked into the hotel, Will behind dragging my bags from my shopping trip.
I headed over to Jack, Rk and Jess who were sitting around a table playing cards...
"SNAP!!!"
.X.BANG!!.X.
Jess slammed her hand down on the pack and picked them up...
I sat beside them.
"I always win the snap part of this game!!"
"Yea... but why have ye always got the smallest pile o' cards?"
"I don't know!"
I watched as Jess concentrated on the next pair... Rk sneaked her hand round and pulled out a few cards from Jess' pile...
"I want to go out!"
Rk looked up
"You've just got in!!"
"I mean out as in a meal?"
"Nah, can't be bothered..."
"How about a nightclub then?... I saw this good one when I had to stop to give Will a break from the bags..."
They all mumbled their excuses...
I huffed
"How about a drink then?!"
"Aye!!"
We stood up and headed out... Will had only just entered with all the bags...
"Where... you...going?..."
"Out... come on!"
"Awww no..."
.x. 30 Minutes Later .x.
We were walking around the town looking for a good bar...
"THAT ONE!!"
Jack started to jump up and down and pointed at a bar called 'The Tavern'
"How did I guess?"
We went in and ordered our drinks then sat down.
"What's tha?"
Jack pointed to my glass...
"Cola..."
"Can I try it?"
I slowly passed him my glass, he grabbed it and took a huge swig... downing half of it... and pulled a lemon sucker face.
"As tha' got any rum in it at all?!"
"No... I don't like to drink..."
"PFFT!!! WE'LL SORT THAT!!"
.x. Even Later That Night .x.
.x. Will's PoV .x.
"WOOOHOOO!!! PARTAY!!! .X.HIC!.X. ... COME ON AN' JOIN IN PEOPLEZZZZZ!!!"
"Rach? Please get off the table?"
She leaned down
"SHHHHHHUSSSSSSSH!"
I tried to pull her off but she pulled her hand out of mine causing her to tumble on to a very drunk bloke on the other side of the table... he looked down at her
"Welllll.... Did you just fall from heaven?!"
I pulled Rach up off him.
Jack and Rk staggered past giggling...
"Where's Jess?"
"WHA?!"
"WHERE'S JESS?!"
"PFFT I DON'T OWN A DRESS!!!"
They swayed off
I spotted Jess on the karaoke...
"DANCING QUEEN... FEEL THE BEAT ON A TANGERINE!! OOHHH YEAAA! .... YOU CAN DANCE... IN YOU'RE UNDERPANTS!!..."
She squinted to read the words then just hummed... I pulled Rach towards the door
"Come on, lets get you back!"
"LA LA LAAAAAA!!! DANCING QUEEN... FEEL THE SPEED OF THE SUBMARINE!!...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!... YOU CAN DIVE!!! ....OFF THE SIIIIII...IDE.... WOOO!"
I helped Rach get out and onto the hill back up to our hotel. She pushed away wanting to walk on her own... and went face first into a police guy...
She looked up at him and raised her hands in defence
"I swear drunk I'm not officer!"
She hiccupped, He looked up at me for help...
"She swears she's not drunk... officer"
"Just take her back to her hotel... or your hotel, whichever"
I nodded and pulled Rach up the hill, she lent back and tried to grab the police guy's hat.
"Control her!!"
He pulled his hat back and stormed off, I pulled Rach up the hill
"Let go!! I may be walk, but I can still drunk!!"
I let her go to walk on her own after working out her sentence... She staggered off talking to herself.
"Rach, turn left"
She went right
"Other left!"
"I want this way!!"
"But the hotels that way"
She stopped and looked up at me
"Why are you so evil and mean and... and... evil?!"
I looked at her confused... What had I done?
"Rach... Are you ok? What have I done?"
She pointed in my face
"I don't know!!"
She dropped her hand and started to cry
"Why are you always picking on me William?!!"
I started to receive glares from passing couples
"She's drunk it's her not me!"
"OH SO IT'S MY FAULT NOW IS IT?!"
She cried even harder
"Rach.. I didn't mean to..."
She stopped crying and looked at me
"You got a purdy mouth..."
She passed out... Great. Just when we get to a hill she passed out!!
.x. Rk's PoV .x.
"An' then I told 'im te shut his face!"
I giggled and helded onto Jacky even more!
He sopped an' looked around
"Oi... lets go in there... looks fun!!"
I looked at the perdy sign with a two shiny ring joined together on it...
"Matrimony... Whats tha? Wanna do tha'?"
"Yea! Let's do it!!"
.x. Back At The Hotel Room .x.
.x. Will's PoV .x.
I'd managed to carry Rach up the hill and into our hotel room, just as I'd put her on the bed... she sat up... typical
"Hi, Will"
I smiled at her
"You feeling any better?"
She nodded
"I think I'm not so drunk as before..."
She held her arms out for a hug... which I gave her (A:N: HA HA HA!! I'm the author my word is law!!) and sat on the edge of the bed
"Did you carry me up here?"
"Yep! All the way up the hill and into the room!"
"We're on the second floor"
"I still had to go up one floor!"
"You didn't use the lift?"
"... I couldn't find the right button"
She laughed and put her head on my shoulder, she stayed there for a while until she spoke.
"Why don't you get some champagne for us (A:N: Is that how you spell it? My spell checker wouldn't let me have anything else!) to drink?"
"For a person that doesn't drink you sure are having a lot!"
"I'm making up for lost time! Besides, it's our first real holiday together, might as well make it special!"
"Ok, you sure?"
"Yes, I promise I won't get too drunk and mix up my words!"
I laughed
"Alright"
.x. Back In The Bar .x.
.x. Jess' PoV .x.
"DANCING QUEEN STEAL THE TEDDY OFF MISTER BEAN OHHHHH YEAAAAAAA..."
"You know there's no music don't you?"
I looked down at a spotty man with a broom
"Oh..."
I looked round at the empty bar...
"Hm. Guess that's why you shouldn't sing with your eyes shut!"
I walked out the bar... still with MY new microphone!... Where am I?
I walked up to a guy with a can in his hand
"Do you know where I live?"
"No!! Get away from my can!!"
I looked down at the mans can of beer in his hand
"I'm not near your smelly can!"
"GET AWAY FROM MY CAN!!"
"WIERDO!!"
I walked off and saw a man in a pirate suit and a girl hanging onto his arm trying to get up a hill
"Oi! Pirate guy... thing! Do you know who I am?!"
"YO HO ME HEARTEYS!!"
"Nah soz luv... don't know you... I'm good with er... what they called again... oh yea! I'm good with faces!"
I looked around
"Oh... ok then..."
They hobbled off... Where do I live? I looked up and down the street and saw a sign outside another bar
"Live karaoke... KARAOKE!!! WOOOOOO!!!... DANCING QUEEN OH YEAAAAAAAA...."
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A brief look into Jess' mind there... I got a little carried away but Oh well!
Did you like my new lyrics to dancing queen?!
Ok well I still haven't told my boss I'm back off my holidays... Hmmm and I don't feel like working for a while so I'll leave calling them for while...
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