I'M BACK... AGAIN!!! :O You know how I was saying that I wasn't going to call my boss a few days? Well he phoned my house! OH the shame when I answered and he asked why I wasn't in work... I started sniffing and coughing... Now I don't have to go in until Thursday!! HAHAHA The cleverness of me!!
Lonaargh:--- Yay! You can rhyme too!! My work is boring, way too long and under paid! Lol.
Savi:--- Yea the pirate guy was Jack lol.
SerpentsDaughter:--- Oh no... one Jess is enough for this world!! Imagine a world with loads of Jess' running round... That would be scary...
Empathy Is Me:--- Lol. I think that's how its spelt... not sure.
Gbmarie:--- I love having power!! I love snow!! It's soo cool. Except when the guys at school think its funny to put snow balls down your top... aren't they mature?
Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- My dad is a scary driver ask my friends! .x.Points to people crowded in corner.x.
PinkRoseB:--- Ooooooh so that's where he's been hiding... Men are so easy to manipulate! I know kind of bitchy with Will... You might not like this chapter then... Lol. Not that bitchy I swear!! Number 1 eh? Well why is Johnny all the way down there?! I mean he's no where near as good as Orlando but not that bad!!
Jamie Leigh:--- Lol I love watching drunk people... their so entertaining! :O I saw people at a disco trying to pick up the cardboard bits from the bottom of party poppers thinking they were money! Then a comedian on T.V said that and it made me laugh all over again... Jess' mind can be entertaining as well... Depends what mood I put her in...
Captainjack:--- :O Yellow? Hm... I'll have to go shopping now... lol! I LOVE THE BULLFROG SONG!!!! I don't know all the words so I just start humming... What you mean off air?
Naoko tasaki:--- Mine still won't let me spell it that way... stupid thing.
Book-addict:--- ....Creepy... Never thought of it like that... I usually start to peel the moment I step into the airport... Dancing Queen lyrics were made up on the spot... I think I did quite well with them... Well you'll just have to wait and see...
LiTtLe SpArRoW:--- A drive through chapel was exactly how I wanted Rk and Jack to tie the knot! I thought it suited them so good!
Carn:--- Just imagine that... Men like putty in your hand... Yea I think Jess is way ahead of her time releasing her version of Dancing Queen...
(A:N: Lol. I love this name so much...)
Evil Duckie of the BlackLagoon:--- I didn't die lol. Yay!! Jess is cool drunk... I might make her drunk more often...
Roberta:---Lol.. you'll have to wait and see...
Lady Nicole Potter:--- Lol! I'm glad you liked the lyrics!! Mostly all mine... except one from Jess.. I loved my new joke so much!! I'm well impressed with myself! Have Pirate-Rose been handing out cool stuff without me being there?! :O I'll have to have a word with her!
Disclaimer:--- I own my characters... er the plot... THE BEDSHEET!!
Stuck!, Doors!, WE'RE BACK!
.x. Rach's PoV .x.
Oh My God... my head hurts... That's it! No more alcohol for me... ever!!! Ow! Even thinking too loudly hurts... Stupid Jack... this is his fault!
I rolled over and snuggled up to Will. I opened my eyes and looked up at him... Aw bless, He looks so adorable asleep, he does anyway but... aw!... Whoa! Hold up! Where's his top gone?!
I looked around... and mine?!... I looked down.
"Oh My God!... OUCH! Ow!! Frig..."
Where are my clothes?!... Where are Will's?! Ok think... what happened last night?... Ok there was my cola... Jack made me have beer... Jess' karaoke... Table dancing... Then champagne... hold up... nothing good ever happens after champagne!!
The little clogs in my head went 'click!' and I jumped up
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Will jumped up looked around the room then back at me..
"R-Rach... what?"
"What?... WHAT?! YOU PERVERT GET AWAY FROM ME!!"
He looked shocked
"Pervert?... I don't even know what one is!!"
I shoved him away from me
"It's you! How dare you get me drunk then..."
"I didn't get you drunk!"
"... How dare you let Jack get me drunk and then let me get me drunk!! THEN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME WHEN I'M DRUNK!!"
He took a moment to figure out what I said then looked down...
"Advantage of... Uh oh..."
"YOU BET ITS BLOODY UH OH!! I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING!!"
"I remember parts..."
He smirked...
"Don't look at me like that!!! It's not funny! I can't believe you did that Will..."
"Rach it's not as bad as... erm as you think it is..."
"Of course it is!!... I didn't want this not like this!! You knew I was drunk!!... OH! YOU WERE SOBER!!... Just, just go outside please..."
"Rach... it's fine honestly... look..."
"NOW WILL!! PLEASE!"
He quickly wrapped a sheet around his waist (A:N: .x.Gets out camera.x. ... that's it baby... give me a tiger... grrr... oh... ahem) and walked out the door.
.x. Will's PoV .x.
I quickly closed the door behind me... God... Rach is really mad at me... I thought she would remember...
I went to walk down the wooden hallway... but I was pulled back. I turned to see the bed sheet caught in the door.
"Oh for Gods sake!"
I pulled it... it didn't move. I turned the handle but it would only open with a key or from the inside...
"Great! Just great!"
I slumped down the door onto the floor and put my head in my hands...
Well this holiday has been interesting... Rach'll be alright in a while she just needs to calm down...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I looked down the hall at the door that had just burst open... Rk backed out yelling at Jack
"You flipping stupid ignorant... .... PIRATE!!!"
"EH!! You were te one up for it!!"
"UP FOR IT?! I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT!!"
Great another couple with memory problems...
"Yea! Ye say that now!!"
Rk turned and looked at me
"LOOK!!"
She rushed down the hall and shoved her hand in my face...
"Look Rk this isn't the best time..."
"This silly sod went and married me to him!!"
I looked at Rk's hand and saw Jacks ring on her wedding finger
"Oh no... You two married?! That's insane!"
"I KNOW!!!"
"What's that around the ring?"
I pointed to the underside of the ring
"Part of a beer mat..."
She glared at Jack
"Eh! It wouldn' fit on yer finger!!"
"Oh! So you remember now then do you!!"
"I never said I didn'"
"You lying git!!"
They both starting yelling things at each other... I needed to get away so I started tugging the sheet
Jack threw his hands up in the air
"DON' BLAME ME!! YE WERE TE ONE SAYIN 'YEA LETS DO IT!!'!!"
"I THOUGHT YOU MEANT GO INTO THE PLACE THAT HAD THE COOL SIGN!!...And why the hell are you sitting out here in a bed sheet?"
"Look, Rk this isn't a good time!"
"Oh but it's a good time to sit up a door in a corridor... IN a bed sheet?"
"I wouldn't be sitting on the floor in a corridor if the bed sheet wasn't stuck in this STUPID DOOR THAT ONLY OPENS ONE WAY!!"
I kicked the door and they stepped back...
"Whoa... chill there Will! I was only asking!"
"I'm sorry... Rach sent me out"
"Why?"
"I don't know! I just woke up she was screaming at me called me a pervert and told me to get out!"
"Why would she call you a pervert?"
"I don't know!! We... we were naked..."
She gasped and Jack smirked
"You took advantage of her when she was drunk!! WILL!!"
"I DON'T REMEMBER!!"
Rk sighed and smiled
"I suppose it really doesn't matter though. It's not as if it was you're first time together..."
I looked away
"OH!! NO WAY!!! But... but the time in the flat and the 'shop' and the bike sheds and the..."
"Rk stop! We were just... you know but nothing further..."
Jack smirked again and then put on a stern look...
"Oh, laddy... not only did ye take advantage of ye lass when she was drunk..."
Rk coughed
"...But it was your first time together... And I'm guessing yours"
"It wasn't mine!!"
"Yea... Well I know now why ye did it when Rach was drunk... She'd 'ad te be to 'ave you on yer first time..."
"SHUT UP!!!"
"... An I suppose Liz wouldn't 'ave yer either..."
Rk was giggling... I didn't want to hurt Jack so I tugged on the bed sheet again to try and get away
Jess came walking up the hall... great just what I need... more people to laugh at me!
"What you doing?"
"Trying to free myself from this madness!!"
Rk started to show Jess the ring and explain everything to her... Which Jack got involved and then they started shouting again...
"AND YOU SUPPOSE I WANT TO BE MARRIED YET?!"
"YE THINK I WANT TO BE MARRIED TE YE!!!"
"... That was hurtful..."
"Oh for Gods sake!!"
Jess started tugging on the sheet with me
"Why don't you just call Rach to free you?"
"Because she's mad enough already and I'm guessing she's heard you lot screaming and even more annoyed so she'll probably just open up the door take the sheet in with her and leave me out here naked!!!"
Jess stopped tugging and tilted her head. Then banged on the door
"RACH!!! OPEN UP WILL'S STUCK!!!"
"SHHHH!!! Get away from the door!!"
I moved her to one side...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"OH! RACH!!!! LET ME IN!!!!! LET ME IN!!!"
I banged on the door...
"Move out the way..."
Rk stepped back and I banged my side up the door... I looked down at my shoulder...
"OUCH!!!"
"Move laddy..."
Jack did the same and bounced off...
"BLOODY 'ELL!!...Lad do it together.."
I had to get a run up to make an impact... but the sheet only let me go so far... their my friends I shouldn't be embarrassed!
I dropped the sheet (A:N: .x.faints.x.) took a step back, Jack wouldn't look at me...
"Ready?... Go!!"
We both did a run up and hit the door with all our force, it opened and we fell in Jack ontop of me
Rach was sitting on the bed and looked at me open mouthed..
"Er... Jack pass my sheet..."
He covered his eyes and fumbled for my hand, I pulled the sheet around me and went and knelt in front of Rach. She was crying...
"Rach? Talk to me are you ok?!"
She looked up and glared at Jack
"This is all you're fault"
He raised his hands
"OI! I DIDN' TOUGH YE IT WAS 'IM!!"
He pointed at me
"NO! YOU BROUGHT US HERE DIDN'T YOU!!"
Rk sat next to Rach who was also wrapped in a bed sheet.
"I think your little shock with Will this morning has messed up your head"
She looked down at me
"Just look outside"
I stood up and walked towards the balcony. Opened the shutters and walked out... The strong wind went through my hair (A:N: .x. does wella advert hair flick .x.) and whipped at the sheet.
"Oh Jack what have you done?"
"NOTHING!!!"
I heard Rk stand up off the bed
"What's happening?!"
Everything was wooden and there was only sea for miles around, with no land in sight... I breathed in deep the sea breeze and smiled... Home...
"WE'RE ON HIS HELL SHIP!!"
Rach yelled out.
"What? But Jack couldn't have..."
I turned away from the sea view and looked at Jack
"We're back..."
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TA DAR!!! Bet your bottom dollar you weren't expecting that!! Don't you just love things that are so unexpected they're expected? No idea what I'm saying? Don't worry... you're not the only one...
Well ahem...
WHAT WILL JACK THINK OF BEING BACK?!
WILL RK AND JACK LIVE HAPPILIY EVER AFTER?!
WILL, WILL STAY IN HIS BED SHEET?... I hope so...
Lol... find out soon!!
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