BACK!! Just Got back form a VERY nasty shift at work... God evil old men... How the hell was I suppose to know he said Cod and Chips not Cone of Chips when he was chewing something I'm not quite sure he should have been?!
Ok this would have been up about two hours earlier... but my boyfriend decided to sit on a stupid unsafe computer chair and made it collapse on his ankle... so I've been sat in A & E for a while... stupid chair... and it has nothing at all to do with the fact I was sitting on his lap at all!
Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Lol. You'll find out if they did or didn't in this chapter!
Gbmarie:--- Lol. You're welcome... I had some nice images going around my head too.
ElvenSailorGirl:--- Lol like the little self promotion thing there. Yea my story is just my random brain... and sometimes experiences me or my friends have done... so yea mental.
PinkRoseB:--- Lol I love Rk and Jack arguing. :o I think I have another physic! I wanted so badly to do something with jess and him! Do you think I should? Oh yea... ...
Naoko Tasaki:--- You'll find out now!
Chantal J:--- Lol I wish I could leave Will in his bedsheet!
Zeldagr1436:--- Yup not sure if they like it though!
Jamie Leigh:--- Yup crazy and proud!
Alori Kesi Aldercy:--- :O Pics of Will without his clothes?!... I have a few of Orli in a hot tub but they're under lock and key...
Captainjack:--- Lol... ooo I get it. See I'm slow too. We're just mental all the time so people generally try to avoid us... they never do of course.
Lonaargh:--- Lol. I'm going to try and make them 'bump' into Norrington... And about Jack... I'll see what I can do...
LadyGlory:--- Lol we don't play volley ball here its netball... or rounders... snore... I don't get on well with physical activities I have no upper or lower body strength and I'm just lazy...
Book-addict:--- Lol yup their on the pearl! I was thinking about leaving Liz back in England. Jess will be back in all her singing glory soon! Lol. Wouldn't be right without Jess singing would it?
Lady Nicole Potter:--- Well... If youre sign is made out of cardboard you should laminate it cause we REALLY don't want to get it soggy! Plus then you can us it as a doodle pad... thing cause you just wipe it off after woods.
Carn:--- Lol. I want him to stay in the sheet... Ah see that's the beauty of friends can send them to do stuff when you can't be arsed!
SerpentsDaughter:--- Yup I want Will and his luscious sheet to stay with me... lol.
Evil Duckie of the BlackLagoon :--- Lol. Will get Jack and Rk loving really soon! Plus! Jess gets a 'friend'!
Pirate-Rose:--- See! I knew you loved me too much to slap me! Plus! I know you wouldn't be bothered to pack you're case fly all the way down here slap me then go all the way back! :o Will is not a girly man!!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! .x.Glares evily.x. See... I can give a nasty one back! You knew it was coming because our minds are beginning to link into one!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Lol Its quite funny you should sing that song... whats the next line? Opps should stop telling the story! Lol I was drunk I can't help it! So sue me! Lol see you soon!!
Padfoot7085:--- Really oh cool I'll check it out!!
LiTtLe SpArRoW:--- Lol. We're not allowed to go on on our Internet at school... evil thing.
Katiiey:--- Lol. Lucky bugger!! I want to go on the pearl... not fair lol.
JackSparrowsBlackPearl:--- Lol thank you!
Disclaimer:--- .x.Puts loads of chips on a plate.x. I'm so sorry Will... I totally forgot to tell you're babysitter she needed to stay for two weeks not one... I don't own the characters only mine and the plot!! Oh! And the du du duuuuuh... The Lump!!
Not my home, KILL HIM!, Taste nice?
.x. Will's PoV .x.
"We're back?"
Jacks eyes were wide with excitement...
I nodded.
"On me ship?"
"Yes!"
Jack smiled and waved his hands about... then ran out the door slamming it behind him.
I looked back out the balcony and saw Gibbs going past below
"Gibbs!"
He looked up then smiled
"Alrigh' mate?"
"GIBBS?!"
Jess ran out onto the balcony and started to bounce up and down in her dressing gown, then ran out the door and slammed it like Jack
Rk stood up
"I better make sure she doesn't jump on him..."
She smiled at Rach then walked out I looked down and saw Gibbs turn to see Jess running after him... then ran himself, Jess not far behind calling him.
I laughed to myself
"You're glad you're back?"
"Of course I am Rach, this ship has always seemed like my home after my rough time with Elizabeth. This was my fathers home too.. until he was.."
Rach nodded and walked towards the door dragging a good two foot of bed sheet behind her, she turned back to me
"So, did you wish us back?"
"No, I wouldn't do that without telling you"
"I want to go back Will"
"You haven't even stepped outside! You might like it!"
She shook her head
"I'm a city girl Will, I live for shopping, want to finish school and get a good job to pay off all my shopping debts! I can't live here, I'll go crazy"
"You don't know that yet! Just try it!"
"I refuse to call this my home Will. I won't stay here."
"Just try it Rach! You might like it! You never know you could love it more then me!"
She looked down and smoothed the bed sheet then back up to me
"I'll try it. I won't like it, I won't love it and I will go back."
I nodded
"I respect that..."
"I'll miss you.."
I looked at her questioningly
"What?"
"I'll miss you, when I go back"
She laughed at my expression
"Do you really think you'll be able to go back once you taste freedom again? Back in England you'll have to get a job to survive, I couldn't bare to see you like that Will"
She went to leave
"Wait! Rach, I'll go back if you do... I swear I will!"
She smiled and nodded then left.
You liar... I told myself. I know myself I will never be able to go back. There's only one option left... I have to make Rach love this life just as much as me.
.x. Rach's PoV .x.
I'll get that Jack I will!! I know this somehow boils down to him!
I walked up onto the deck and shielded my eyes from the bright sunlight. I walked up to the helm where I saw Jack smiling from ear to ear.
"Jack!"
He jumped
"What yer shouting fer?! Be calm... chill!"
"What did you do!"
"I bloody jumped! Ye scared me half te death!"
"Not that you fool! What did you do Jack to get us here?!"
"Nothing!"
He raised his hands
"I know you did... you're really bad at lying!"
"I ay! I'm te best at it!"
"No you're not... you fling you're arms about even worse then you do normally and you're eye twitches!"
He raised his hand to his eye
"I'm not lyin!"
"It's the other eye!"
I threw my hands up and screamed
"Tell me... Please Jack"
He quirked an eyebrow... And scratched his head
"Fine... I did it! I wished us back this mornin'..ERUGH!!"
I thumped him in the gut
"I KNEW IT!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!"
He raised his hands to cover himself
"IT WAS RK'S FAULT! SHE WAS YELLIN AT ME BOUT US GETTING MARRIED..."
"Married?!"
"...AN I SAID I WISHED WE WERE BACK 'OME SO IT COULD GET AWAY FROM YE!..."
I covered my face with my hands
"..An I think she likes it here!"
Gibbs ran past followed by Jess
"...An so does she! N I know Will loves it 'ere... It's jest you who needs to adjust!"
"I won't adjust! I don't like it! I have a fear of water! Plus I can't deal with smelly people!!"
"You'll learn..."
I grabbed his shirt and pulled him so our faces were almost touching
"If I don't and I have to go back without Will... I'll take you back instead!"
His eyes widened...
"You'll learn! I swear!"
I let him go
"So... where are we going?"
"Nearest port fer supplies, we need to eat ye know.. an drink!"
"Nearest port?.. That wouldn't be..."
"LAND AHOY!!"
"...Jack?...Is it? Jack! We're not going to..."
"TORTUAGA LADS!! GET READY TO TIE US UP!!"
"...Oh my God... Jack! I'm in a bed sheet!!"
"Well stay on 'ere!"
"Alone?! I think I'm safer with you lot!"
"Well come on then!"
I followed him off the ship onto the port, Will pulled my arm
"You ok?"
"Yea... Jack brought us back"
"I figured, try to like it Rach, please"
I smiled at him
"Of course I'll try! Just I don't think I'll like where we are..."
"Oh! You don't have to like it here! I don't think anyone does"
"Except Jack"
"Come on we need Ru... I mean supplies!"
.x. In the Tavern .x.
"'AN THEN! I GOT THIS 'UN 'ERE 'CUS I FERGOT WHERE TE GO!"
The guy covered in tattoo's was now trying to read his tattoo upside down to Rk and Jess...
"Oh cool!... See I want a tattoo... just about here... of a bunny rabbit!!"
"WELL I CAN DO THA EASY FER YA! HARDLY FEEL IT... I'LL GIVE YA A STICK TE BITE DOWN ON AN ALL!"
Jess seemed eager and went to follow the man... I pulled her down.
"Jess, maybe you should get one off a guy who isn't drunk.. unless you want a deformed snake"
"Snake? I wanted a bunny rabbit!"
"Exactly"
Jess sat there trying to figure out what I had said.. Jack flopped down the more tankards full of rum and offered them around the table... Jess, Rk and himself only taking them..
"Awww... Come on Luv's! 'Av sum!"
"No thank you."
"Fine! More fer me!"
Will and I were still sitting in bed sheets... Jack not letting us go back to change or letting us go buy some with his 'supply' money which he was now gladly buying countless rounds of rum with.
"Jack when are we going back to the ship?"
"Soon..."
.x. 5 Hours Later .x.
"Jack! Can we go now?!"
"Yeth! Fine!! Leth go!!"
He staggered up, knocking a few stools over as he staggered towards the door.
He and Rk we're leaning on each other.. Somehow managing to keep themselves perfectly balanced on each other to walk down the dirty road.
They stopped suddenly and looked at us
"Can me n Jacky stay fer a while? Pweeeeeeeze?!"
"Fine, He'll remember how to get home won't he?"
I looked at Will, he nodded
Rk and Jack staggered off
Jess leaned on my arm to keep her balance
We walked up the wooden bridge between the ship and the port.
"Ok, night Jess..."
"Nighties!"
She started to go down the stairs
"Which is my room?... Oh OH NEVER MIND!"
"Hm... beautiful isn't it?"
I turned to look at what Will was looking at... I looked round, nothing
"There's nothing there Will"
"Exactly! How many times could you stand outside in England and hear nothing and see nothing but stars?"
"Hmm... True"
He put his arm around me and cuddled me to him. Looking out to the sea. I Kind of like it...
"So... Convinced yet?"
Will looked at me hopefully
"Not quite"
His face dropped
"But, I'm almost convinced..."
He smiled.
"What will convince you?... Oh! I know! How about a swim?!"
"NO!! I hate water!"
"Oh..."
I pulled on his arm
"I'm tired... lets go inside"
.x. The next day .x.
"Raaaaach?"
"Yesss Jesss?"
"How come you're holding you're nose?"
"Ermmm Becaussse I smell somefin nasssty!"
"Dinners ready!!"
We were sitting around a little wooden table below deck waiting for our food. Gibbs had cooked it and was now handing it around the crews table which was over the other side.
"I think it smells nice!"
I raised my eyebrows... It really stank.
Jack swaggered in, he took a place at our table and sniffed the air.
"Hmmm Tha' smells nice!"
Gibbs came over holding bowls and placed them in front of us. He stood waiting for our reaction on his food.
I looked down at my bowl... it was green and had black bits in it... and it wasn't soup, it was lumpy and thick.
I poked it with my spoon.
"Er, Gibbs what is it?"
"Cabbage soup"
"Soup? But it lumpy.."
"Tha's ye bread!"
I poked the lump... The bread must have soaked up all the liquid...
"So... do I need a spoon?"
He passed me a knife and fork.
I looked round the table to see Jack happily munching the... lump. Jack looked up at me and motioned to try it... I smelled it and coughed...
"Well I know what that nast... I mean that nice smell was earlier!"
"But you said it smelt nastAHHHH!!"
Jess rubbed her shin and I glared at her
"Go on Rach, try it... It's better then it looks and smells"
"I doubt that" I mumbled
I poked the lump and broke a bit off onto my fork... I put it near my mouth...
"Oh I can't!!"
I dropped the fork
"I'll try it!"
Jess put her fork in her mouth... chewed... and smiled
"Nice!"
She shoved more in her mouth. I picked up my fork again and slowly placed it in my mouth... the taste tingled my tongue and tasted even worse then it smelt.
"It's... Erugh... Love...r...ly!..."
I tried to smile...
"Oh I can't! I'M GONNA HURL!!!"
I threw my fork away and ran off.
.x. Rk's PoV .x.
Rach threw her fork away and legged it off... No way am I putting that in my mouth!
I looked to my right to see Jess licking the remains off her plate. Freak.
Gibbs had stormed off not at all impressed of Rach's reaction to his food... Mumbling something about 'Posh nosh'.
Will came in and sat down and picked up his fork.
"Where's Rach?"
"Probably trying to find a toilet..."
He sighed and started to eat
"You going to eat that?"
I pushed the bowl over to Jess and walked above deck.
I looked around and saw Rach leaning over the side.
"You ok?"
"Not as bad as it looks my arse!!"
She leaned back over.
I laughed.
"Did you eat it?"
"No way... Jess ate hers, and mine"
"She'll eat anything... She had no taste"
Rach leaned back over then Will walked over to us
"You ate that... that stuff already?!"
"Yes, I'm used to it. Swallow without it touching your tongue and don't breathe in!"
"Thanks... I'll remember that. I'm going to see if their and sweets on here"
Will pulled Rach's hair out her face. And I left them.
.x. Two weeks later .x.
.x. Will's PoV .x.
I woke to an empty space beside me... I sighed; it's been like this for the past week. Rach is sick all the time; mostly mornings.
"Rach?"
I walked over to the bathroom and knocked the door
"I'm... in here..."
"I know... you sick again?"
"Yea..."
"Gibbs' food isn't up to standard these days, I'll tell Jack we have to pick up some new supplies"
"Yea sure... get Rk... Please"
"Ok, But you know she won't be up yet"
"I know... wake her... up!"
"Ok, hold on"
I walked out and knocked on Rk's and Jacks room
"Rk?... Rk... Rk... RK!!"
"What?..."
"Rach is sick..."
"I know..."
"Again.."
"No surprise there..."
"Rk! She wants you"
"Mmm... Later"
"Rk!"
"RK! NOW!!"
I kicked the door for emphasis
"Laddy stop it!!"
"I'll stop if you send Rk out!"
"...Get out luv"
"Huh?"
"I need my sleep get out!"
I heard a bang... I guess Jack had pushed Rk out of the bed. I heard her mumble and curse so I went back to mine and Rach's cabin and sat on the bed.
The door slammed open and Rk stood in the doorway with sticking up hair and half closed eyes.
"Are you ok?"
"Pfft!"
She dragged her feet in and banged on the door
"Rk?"
"Hmm..."
Rk wasn't even attempting to talk
"Rk?"
"Hmmmp"
"Come in...please"
"Hmmpf hm mmmpf?"
"Fine... sit outside, get out Will!"
"What? But!"
"Out!"
"But I want to..."
Rk pointed to the door
"Hmm!!!"
"Fine!!"
.x. 20 Minutes Later .x.
I was pacing up and down about the deck when Rk came back out.
I ran in front of her
"What did Rach say?!"
"Jesus! You're nosey!"
"I want to know! Is it about leaving?!"
"What? No!.. I mean yes!"
"Liar, then what's it about then?"
Rk took a deep breath
"I am not at liberty to discuss or answer any questions about Rach or her condition"
"Condition?! What condition?!"
"Shit...Oh yea... And I have the right to remain silent"
She walked off
"Rk please... I need to know"
"She's fine!!"
"Then what's wrong!"
"I can't tell you... She made me promise!"
"I have the right to know!"
"I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO TELL YOU! God you're so stubborn!"
"Rk, I kept you're secret about Jack and Chris"
"BARELY!! You told Rach!"
"See! So you can tell me!"
"... That was sneaky..."
"So you're going to tell me?"
"...No"
"But she won't tell me!"
"She's got no choice but to!"
I stopped still
"What do you mean?"
"She can't keep this from you Will, even if she wanted to, you'd find out soon enough!"
Jack and Jess appeared
"Wha's goin' on lad?"
"Rk... Please tell me"
"She has to tell you Will"
"She's right Will..."
I turned to see a pale Rach in Jess' bathrobe
"I need to go home Will"
"No Rach... WE are home! Please you have to stay!"
"Will, this isn't my home! I need my family!"
"I'm your family... all of us are"
"It's not my home!!"
"IT'S MINE!!"
"We have to go Will!"
"Why do I have to go?!"
Rk's jaw dropped
"Will are you saying you'd stop... without Rach?... If you don't go Will you'll regret it forever..."
"WHY? JUST BECAUSE RACH DOESN'T LIKE IT?!"
"WILL!!!"
I looked at Rach
"Will, I will not raise a child here!"
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