BACK!!! I'm quickly typing this 'cause I got work in oh... an hour. Lol.

Lady Nicole Potter:--- Lol. Yay you liked my idea! Ok here's the chapter so you can see Will's reaction!

SerpentaDaughter:---Lol. I love saying that.

Naoko tasaki:--- Well aren't you clever! My friends didn't get it... Even after the last line. I LOVE MY RANDOMNESS!

Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Lol. I get like that tin movies... so many hints yet I still don't get the plot.

Chantal J:--- Thanks!

Gbmarie:--- Lol! I'm glad I made it worth the wait. I made it long enough I think though... 18 pages on word!

Padfoot7085:--- Lol I'm typing as quick as I can! I'll make sure this is up within the night!

PinkRoseB:--- Lol. Norrington WILL be in this story there's no way I can let him not be in it! Jack and Rk will be getting matching surprises lol. I hate lumpy food I hate lumpy soup even more so I would have probably thrown up over everyone if I'd have had to eat it... Oh ok this is how my bf broke his ankle... Ahem. We were round his friends house and his mate doesn't have a proper drum chair stool... w.e lol. So he uses this stool with scary wheels that squeak. My bf sat on it, I sat on his lap and said the famous last words... "Are you sure this can hold our weight?"... "Yea! Sure it can!" Then it collapsed twisting his foot under with mine and his weight... AND SCRATCHING ME IN THE PROCESS! Lol.... I'm so loving... Anyway enjoy the chapter!!

Alori Kesi Aldercy:--- OH! I got really jealous for a minute then... Thought you'd managed to get you're hands on some sexy Will pictures! Lol! Someone at school said that to me earlier this week! About Rach should be pregnant sooner. It's scary! I think you have contacts in my school! Lol.

Captianjack:--- Lol. You won't have to wait too long to find out!! I won't make you wait long anymore if I can help it.

Lonaargh:--- I love babies too but I love them better when their not mine... so I can give them back when they start to cry or start to smell... Lol.

Pirate-Rose:--- Lol. Yea people caught on... My sister comes down the stairs on her butt! But she hasn't hurt her foot she just does it! I feel guilty!! Lol. I want to own the lump! The Lump is mine! Ha ha! I love owning The Lump 'cause it is... er... Lumpy? Lol.

Disclaimer:--- I don't own PotC or any of their sexy characters! .... KEEP STILL!!! .x. Whacks Will Clone on the head with the comb .x. ... Do you want crooked piggy tails?!... Ahem... I only own my characters the plot AND ... The Tavern.... Hm. Not much more.

Stuck!, DUH!, I LOVE HIM!!!

.x. Will's PoV .x.

"W-what do you mean?... You mean later in life... don't you?"

She looked down at her feet

"No, Will, not later... Now"

She wouldn't look up at me... I heard Jess and jack gasp.

Pregnant? But... This isn't right... It's not meant to be this way! I want to stay here, with Rach. I don't want her to leave.

Jess started to jump up and down

"I'm going to be an auntie!!"

Jack joined in jumping

"I'm gonna be an uncle!!"

Rach finally looked up and made eye contact with me

"I didn't want this... not yet. That's why I want to go back, I can leave you to live you're life... you don't need a child to tie you down. I don't want that for you Will. I want you to stay and be happy... I'll go back tonight"

I walked up to her and hugged her

"Don't go... please"

"I don't want to do this to you Will"

She started to cry

"Shh, it'll be ok if we can deal with Jess and Jack a child will be no problem!"

I pulled her chin up to look at me

"Besides... I'm going to be a father!"

I smiled at her. She stopped crying and looked shocked

"Y-you want this?"

"Yes! I wasn't expecting it this early but, yes I do!"

She hugged me

"So... you'll stay here with me?"

She nodded

"Jack doesn't know how he got us here so we're stuck anyway"

.x. Rk's PoV .x.

After a while Jess and Jack had stopped jumping up and down. Jack was now giving orders to his men to tie the ship up as we had sailed into Port Royale during the night (A:N: I know it would probably take longer... but work with me here!)

I stood by Rach who was looking out at the port

"It's a mess... Nothing like the movie!"

"Rach, its been a while, maybe the guards are on a long break!"

"Still, it's exciting! It's like being in the movie!"

"Yea. I can't believe you were the first to get up the duff"

Rach screwed here face up

"That is such a nasty saying... And it wasn't intentional!"

"Well, I always thought it would be Jess!"

She nodded

Jess was waving us to come onto the dock.

"So did I"

"Come on you two!!"

We headed onto the deck

"Come on mumsy!"

Rach laughed

"Don't call me that again!"

.x. Rach's PoV .x.

Rk and I walked down the dock and I tripped over a box

"Shit!"

I sat up...

"Oh no! I've ripped my jeans!!"

Will helped me up and Rk inspected my jeans

"It's ok you've got more... right?"

"Rach... we were in Barbados... I didn't think I'd need much but bikinis and sarongs!"

Jack rubbed his chin

"Hmmm... I think it's about time I called in a favour at a tavern..."

"Port Royale has taverns?"

"Every port has taverns.. jest need te learn where te look, savvy?"

"...What do you mean a favour?"

.x 20 Minutes Later .x.

"I AM BLOODY WELL NOT WEARING THIS... THING!"

"It's not that bad!"

"I know its not bad... IT'S TERRIBLE!!"

Rk and Jess were sitting on the bed in a room above the tavern. Will and Jack walked in, Will's jaw dropped

"She can't go out like that! She looks like... well a..."

I pulled the cloth

"A WHORE!! THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE!"

Jess tutted

"WELL DUH!! It's a whores dress!"

"You didn't say that you're favour was from a whore Jack!"

He raised his hands in defence and picked up my ripped jeans

"It's either tha' dress or these 'ere ripped jeans!"

"I'll take the jeans!"

I went to grab them when he ripped them.. he laughed

"I mean... Oops"

"JACK!"

"Well! No time te fuss! Got te get supplies!"

"Last time you said supplies I spent 6 hours in a tavern!"

"Well ye'll fit in now won't ya in yer new oufit!"

He quickly ran out the door.

"Fine! Come on! Lets go!"

We walked down the shabby little stairs. As we turned the corner to walk into the bar I bumped into someone sending my butt into contact with the floor once again.

Will pulled my arm

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!! She doesn't work here!"

"I am completely sorry, accept my apology"

Will dusted me off

"Yea, yea just be careful next time...you sound familiar"

He looked up

"NORRINGTON!!"

Norrington stood in the centre of the bar in his uniform but without his stupid white wig. He smirked

"Ah, Mr. Turner... What brings you back to Port Royale? Elizabeth isn't here if you were looking for her"

"I wasn't looking for her!"

Jess came from behind me and looked Norrington up and down... He obviously felt uncomfortable under Jess' gaze and shuffled his feet.

"OH MY GOD!!! HE'S SEXY!!!"

"Ahem.. Yes well... I must be off... I have a dock to..."

He looked around

"Sparrow wouldn't be with you by any chance would he?"

Will lifted his head up

"Why? Want to arrest him... again?"

"No. I have much better things to do then worry over a silly little pirate"

He went to walk away then stopped...

"Oh, and do wipe that scowl off you're face Turner. I did you a favour taking you're little Elizabeth off you're hands"

"A FAVOUR? Do you have any idea what I went through?!"

"No not really, and I don't intend to find out actually"

He went towards the door, Will went to go after him

"Leave it Will! Ignore him!"

Jess ran past me and latched on to Norringtons arm

"PLEASE DON'T GO!!"

"GET OFF!"

He shook his arm to try to release Jess

"NO! I NEEEEED YOU!! YOU CAN'T GO!!! WE WE'RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!!"

"CEASE WHORE!!"

Jess stopped pulling his arm

"Whore?! Me?! A WHORE?!!!!"

"That's what I said... now release my arm... Whore"

.X.BOFF!!.X.

Norrington fell to the floor. Jess gasped

"Oh no!! What have I done?! It's you're fault!! EVIL FIST!"

She held her fist away from her

"WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I'VE KILLED MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!"

"Jess he's not dead"

"Oh"

"Just unconscious... Lets go before he wakes up!!"

"But... I LOVE HIM!!"

"Jess! He's moving!! Come on!! LET GO OF HIS LEG!!!"

"NO!! I NEED TO BE HERE WHEN HE WAKES UP!!"

"NO... YOU ...DON'T!!"

Rk pulled Jess' waist, but Jess was much more stronger then Rk...

Norrington sat up

Rk let go of Jess, Norrington looked up at Jess... and smiled

"Why... you're beautiful... I must know you're name!"

Jess let go of his arm and blushed

"It's Jessica"

"Jessica" Norrington repeated "My dear sweet Jessica"

Jack motioned for us to hurry up out the door. Rk and I pulled Jess away from a dazed Norrington.

"NO!!! PLEASE!! I NEED MY MAN!"

Jess was dragged from the door

I saw Norrington run out the door and stop. He looked at Jess who Jack and Rk we're now lifting up to take her away.

"WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN... MY LOVE?!"

Jess looked at Norrington

"I DON'T KNOW!!... OH I KNOW!! WHAT'S YOU'RE MOBILE NUMBER?!"

"What my love? I don't... SPARROW!!!"

Norrington had caught sight of Jack pulling Jess... His love away

"WAIT MY LOVE! I SHALL SAVE YOU FROM THAT PIRATE RAT!!"

Norrington ran after us...

"HURRY MY SEXY MAN!!"

"JESS! WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE!!"

"I DON'T CARE... I WANT HIM!! HURRY MY DEAR SWEET NOZZERS!!"

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Only short I know... Jess needs a man don't you think? I think Norrington will suit her...Well a dazed one anyway.

Will Jess and Norrington ever be reunited?!

Will Norrington not be so dazed and realise it's Jess?!

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