I'M SORRY!!! I know its been years since I've put up another chapter!! I have a good excuse... I swear! Look, ok first off I couldn't be bothered to type it out because I was tired THEN I had to hand in 3 pieces of coursework within a week of each other THEN I have to think up good excuses not to work AND I went clubbing THEN when I felt like putting up another chapter I lost the flipping fan fiction book which I use to write notes and chapters in!!
Yea well... now you know lol! FEEL FOR ME!!!.... I'm hungry and can't go down stairs as I know I will never be able to drag my lazy ass back upstairs to finish this chapter!!... I'm thinking of attempting to go down the stairs on my wheelie chair... but I don't think it would take the strain...
Hotdogfish:--- Hm maybe Norrington should become a pirate lol! Nothing against Elizabeth's it's just THAT Elizabeth.
Book-addict:--- Lol yup there's gunna be a sprog!! Lol. Love that word... Yea I should leave Elizabeth there.
LadyGlory:--- Yup poor us! It gets worse...
Carn:--- Lol I kinda like the idea of Rach's baby being called junior... you think Jess and Nozzer's suit eh?
Padfoot7085:--- Lol I love writing this kind of story I can't write serious just doesn't happen... OMG!! ANOTHER JESS IN THE WORLD!!! We're being attacked by them... its even worse if their all like this Jess though.
PinkRoseB:--- Lol. Not good if you suddenly laugh out during a test... people might think you're that sad you find test's humorous OR that you've finally gone insane. Yea Nozzer's stole Liz off Will and Liz cheated and Will found out drove him to Jack to stay on the ship blahdy blah... Lol. I'm not sure I'm think of baby names but I don't know yet, and I've already decided where the baby will be born... so... You'll have to wait and see!!
LiTtLe SpArRoW:--- OMG my bread blob rules!!! Lol. Jess needs a man and she is weird and ... Jess so Nozzer's seem's to fit lol!
Lady Nicole Potter:--- Lol... LOVE THE SIGN!!!! Oh By the way... my school already beat you to the blazer things... lol. Way too much shoulder padding and not flattering at all... yuck.
Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Lol I love Nozzer's that's what he shall now be called from now on!!
Evil Duckie of the Blacklagoon:--- Yup Rach is up the duff Jess and Nozzer's are in 'love' and Nozzer's is going to try and rescue her... how much more fun can it be lol!!
Serpentsdaughter:--- Yup who'd have thunk it?! Lol. I like the whole thing of ditzy Jess and snobby nozzers... in a weird way their too wrong that their right!
ElvenSailorGirl:--- Hm... Jess does kind of seem like Nozzer's woman type... thing. But I'll ask her... and I'll ask Nozzer's why he was in the tavern too... lol. I'll ask him in a chapter when he finally get's to his 'Love'.
Captainjack:--- Lol Nozzer's wouldn't be Nozzer's without his white wig would he?... How will Will react to the bouncing baby? Lol I can't wait to write those chapters!
Alori Keski Aldercy:--- lol. We all want sexy Will pictures don't we? Lol... I still say you're either phyic or have some sort of contacts with my fan fiction book... :O that's why it went missing for like 2 weeks!!!
Lonaargh:--- Lol Nozzer's in a dress where did you get that from?... actually thinking about it maybe he would look good... LOL!! I'd love to see his face if he had like 12 kids all like him running round... go insane... Omg my mom made me wear all pink frilly stuff like that... so maybe the dress should be pink... yuck. I'm so flattered you read my story at 2 minutes past 8 in a morning!!
Pirate-Rose:--- lol! Jess, stalk a nice drunk tavern boy? Do you think she's that normal? Lol what can I say? My sister's realated to me so she's gotta be weird in some way... even if it is going down the stairs on her bum...
Sparrow's Renaissance:--- Lol I think Jess and Nozzer's suit... but as for taking her away... all depends on how good Nozzer's rescue plan is...
Naoko tasaki:--- Lol I think everyone has at least one friend like Jess who hangs around with them... Sometimes they can be fun but they can also be dangerous lol.
Chantal J:--- here's another chapter for you!!!
Zeldagr1436:--- Lol you like the Jess and Nozzer's Pairing too? I think I'm going to have to keep them!!
Sparrows-sexy-strumpet:--- Lol I think most people have an idea like this story well most insane people anyway... Yep Jess needs a man... Is Nozzer's the man for her?! Lol.
Disclaimer:--- THANK YOU TO MEG WHO HELPED ME DO THE FINER DETAILS OF NOZZER'S RESCUE MISSION!!! WOOO! EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD AN INJURED FOOT AND HAD TO GO DOWN THE STAIRS ON HER BUM TO HELP!! NOTHING!!! I don't own any of the characters or anything that appears in PotC I only own... Jess, Rk, Me, the whore dress, the funky sword, the table, THE RUM!, the apple and... there's more but I can't think of them right now!
Workshops, rescue missions, flying rum!!
"Nozzers?! What the hell Jess?"
"I'll call him what I want he doesn't care!!"
"He's concussed!!"
We were standing outside an alleyway having got rid of Norrington and trying to catch our breath
"Ewww smelly alley"
Will gasped
"Oh! It's my old workshop!!"
"...Whoops I meant not smelly"
"Doesn't matter. Jack please can we go in!!"
Jack pulled Will's sleave
"Come on laddy, if te guards come I'm not saving you again!"
"I saved you! Besides I'll only be a second"
I looked at Jack
"It's ok Jack, Will and I will go inside. You, Rk and Jess wait on the ship"
"But... te guards... FINE!!!"
I smiled
"We'll only be a second, promice"
"FINE! But if yer too long I'll leave ye... baby n all!"
Jack and Rk pulled Jess towards the dock
"NOOOOOOOOOOooooooo.... NOZZERS!!"
Will opened the door and we walked in
It was pretty much the same as in the movie... Just with more swords.
"Wow..."
I walked around
"It's been so long..."
He sighed and looked around
"Did you miss it a lot?"
"Not really, it just brings back memories..."
He walked round
"Like here is where I made my first sword and... here is where I first met Jack... and here... Here is where I was when I saw Elizabeth before she..."
He looked down
"Where was she standing when she told you?"
Without looking up he pointed to where I was standing
"There"
"Oh... you really should forget about it"
"I know"
I walked around again trying to think of something to say, when I saw a sword on the circle rack... thing.
"Whoa"
I picked it up a looked at it. It was smaller then all the rest, its handle was a dirty silver colour and had a swirling pattern going down the centre of the blade. I followed the pattern with my finger
"Will?"
"Hm?"
"Teach me to sword fight?"
He gave me a weird look across the room
"Women don't need to fight Rach"
"PFFT! It's the 21st century! Well, at least back home it is"
"This isn't the time... or the place and besides you'll never need to protect yourself, I'll do it for you!"
I put my hands on my hips
"But what if I need to fight when you're not around and I need to protect myself AND our baby?!"
He tilted his head and frowned
"You're stubborn"
"No, just practical"
He nodded
"But I can't teach you now, the ship won't wait, I mean Jack won't wait"
"On the ship then"
"Ok come on then"
"Wait, I'll need a sword"
He sighed and walked over to me
"Ok pick one"
"This one"
I held the patterned sword up
"Not that one... pick another"
I frowned
"But this ones pretty"
"But its not a beginners sword! Pick another"
"...I think you just don't want me to have it..."
"I don't want you to have it... pick another"
"Why?!"
"I don't want to argue! Just pick another one and wrap it in this, come on lets go"
"I wasn't trying to argue... I just want this one... But your being evil"
He passed me a piece of thick material and went to open the door
I stuck my tongue out to his back
"I saw that!"
"Pfft..."
Why doesn't he want me to have it?! Selfish man... Well he told me to pick one and I want this one...
I began to wrap the small sword in the material...
...I mean he won't find out until we're on the ship and what can he do, throw it over?!
I finished wrapping it up and walked outside
.x. Rk's PoV .x.
"WHERE THE BLOODY 'ELL AM THEY?!... I TOLD EM TE BE QUICK AN WHAT DE THEY DO?!"
I sighed
"What?"
"TEK THEIR BLOODY TIME!!!"
I shook my head and put my feet onto the small table that was on deck and leaned back on one of the chairs around it. I took a bite out of an apple and laughed
"What the bloody 'ell you laughing at?!"
"Nothing... Just Norringtons rescue mission..."
Jack and I both exchanged glances and burst out laughing.
.x. Flashback .x.
"JESSICA!!! MY DEAR SWEET JESSICA!!!"
"NOZZER'S MY LOVE SAVE ME FROM THESE DEMONS!!"
"DEMON?! I'VE SAVING YOUR ASS HERE!!"
I pulled Jess' waist and tried to get her away from the side where Norrington was trying to climb up...
"LET GO JESS!!!"
"NEVER!!!"
I loosed Jess and Jack started pulling her... Then we swapped again... and again... and again...
"This is getting king of boring now..."
Jack nodded
....OH! I got an idea!!
":O JESS! LOOK! NEKKI WILL!!"
"WHERE?!"
Jess loosed Norrington and turned round to look for a naked Will...
"Will isn't nake..."
.X.SPLASH!!.X.
"...NOZZERS!!!"
Jess leaned over the side and scanned the water crazily...
"Oh my God... I lost him!..."
She leaned and stretched out her hand to the water
"I'll never let go Jack..."
Oh my God... trust Jess to use titanic...
"You already did luv..."
Jess continued to search
"Where is he?!"
"Don't know and don't car..."
She grabbed my by the front of my jacket and started to shake me
"YOU BETTER FIND HIM AND HE BETTER STILL BE CONCUSSED!!!"
"Sheeeeesh! I'm not finding him! See if he's floating!"
Jess leaned back over... and gasped
"Found him?"
"His... HEAD!!!"
I looked over
"Jess, it's his stupid wig, no head there!!"
"NO! MY BABY! I NEED TO FIND HIM NOW!!!"
"There 'e be!!"
Jack pointed was standing over the other side of the ship where the dock was, Jess and I sprinted over to him.
Sitting on the dock was a soaking wet Norrington...
"Is he still concussed or have we cured him?"
Jess leaned further over
"NOZZERS?!"
He looked up, squinted then smiled
"JESSICA MY LOVE!!"
"Damn it..."
"I WILL SAVE YOU!! I WILL COME BACK WITH MY ARMY AND RESCUE YOU, MY LOVE!!"
"HURRY!!"
He ran off...
"Jess!!!"
.x. End Flashback .x.
We stopped laughing... and Jack continued to pace
"WHERE ARE THEY?! ARMY BLOKES COMING BACK AND WE NEED TO GO!!"
"Chill!!! They'll be back soon... And you do realise Nozzer's only left about 3 minutes ago?... I can't wait to see Rach's face when we tell her..."
"Well we'll never know will we?"
I raised an eyebrow and chewed another bite of my apple... What's he raving about now?!
"MEN!"
I jumped
"SET SAIL!!! WE'RE LEAVING!!!"
I choked on the apple
"WHAT?! YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT?!"
I jumped up and followed him up to the mast
"They should be on bloody time then shouldn't they?!"
I followed him back round the deck
"Look who this is coming from!!"
He stopped and turned to me. He raised his hands and smirked
"Chill!"
"YOU SOD!!! DON'T DO THAT!!"
I threw the rest of the apple at him as he told the men to stop.
.x. 10 Minutes Later .x.
Will and Rach walked onto the deck, I jumped up, Will saw me coming and went off to help untie the ship
"Take your bloody time! Do you have any idea what its' been like listening to them pair!! Jess has locked herself in her room and Jacks been threatening to leave without you!!"
"But he didn't and we're back and there's no guards after us so we can go"
Rach smirked and unwrapped something... she held up a beautiful sword
"WHOA!!"
"Shush! It's from Will's workshop! Don't tell him!"
"Er... hasn't he seen it already?"
"Yea... well... he saw the wrapped up sword he told me not to take this one."
"Why?"
She shrugged
"I don't know... but it was too pretty to leave behind... so I took it..."
She re-wrapped it back up
"So how's Jess?"
"Pfft! Don't ask... crying again I think..."
"We should have left her with him... I mean she seems to really like him... maybe we could have let her stay with Norrington"
I gasped
"And you never thought to tell me that there?!"
.x. That Night .x.
We were all sitting round the small wooden table on the deck laughing and joking... even Jess had decided to join us and was laughing, when Will turned to Rach.
"Why don't you go get your new sword and Jack can teach you some basics"
Jack jumped up from beside me
"Aye!"
"I-I don't know..."
"Oh, come on... I'm sure Jack won't be that hard to beat!"
"Aye!... Eh!... I'll go easy on ye Luv!"
"Ok... then. I'll go get my sword."
Rach stood up and as she passed me she gave me a scared look... Uh oh... Will's going to see the sword! He told her not to take it but does she listen... nooooo, she sees something, she wants it, she takes it!...God, I sound like my mother... Anyway its dark and Will probably won't see the pattern... and its only a piece of metal for God's sake!
Rach returned back on deck... she'd turned it around so the pattern was facing away from Will... clever girl.
Jack lifted up his sword that seems huge compared to Rach's.
"Alright then lassy!!"
Will winked at Rach then his eyes dropped to the sword... His smile disappeared
"...I told you not to take that sword"
I looked at Rach then back to Will
"It's just a sword Will!"
"Shush Rk"
Rach silenced me then turned to Will
"It's just a sword Will!"
"You disobeyed me!!"
"Disobeyed?! I'm not you're wife! And I'm not a flipping... I dunno 17th 18th whatever century woman!!"
"The one thing I ask you to do Rach, ONE SIMPLE THING!"
"Do NOT shout at me William!!"
"I'm not shouting! And even if I did I'd have every right to!!"
He breathed in
I looked over to Jack who was still standing with his sword up ready... then to Jess who was leaning right back in her chair, not wanting to get involved
Rach raised the sword and followed the pattern with her finger
"Don't make the mistake of thinking you have rights over me, Will"
She flung the sword onto the centre of the table in front of Will, sending our cups and their contents flying everywhere. I covered my face to stop the spray of rum hitting me but Jess just sat there unfazed...
"Take you're stupid sword!! Obviously metal seems more closer to you're heart!!"
She walked across that deck and went below
I looked at Jack who still had his sword up
"For God's sake will you put it down!!"
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