I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE THIS LONG!!

Ok updating will be a lot more tricky after this chapter... because I've done this story so fast that I've caught up on my writing and as soon as I'm writing up a chapter its being typed... Also during the last month I've had a few problems at school... I've fallen out with a group of girls and they're giving me a hard time... but screw 'em! I WAS fine but I now have a MAJOR problem of that Rk has decided that she doesn't want to talk to me or hang around with me anymore .x.Shrugs.x. so this will make the story even more harder to write. Also a guy who talks to Rk has been calling me dirty names that I won't contaminate you're innocent eye's with... BUT I WILL PREVAIL!!! MUWAH HAHA .... Oh... I only have Jess to help on the stories so this could be interesting... Hm.

OK this is a really short chapter but it needs to be in here.... Hm... I see you all giving me the 'what-the-hell?' look... WELL!!! After this chapter I will jump into the future!!! Woooo! Ok it's not that far into the future... just a couple of months... maybe 7 lol!

Ok most of you seem to want to know what was the sword?... read on and you'll find out!! AND Nozzer's returns soon with another 'planned' rescue mission... sort of. Lol

LadyGlory:--- Mine!! .x.Holds sword.x. it's one of the few things I actually own lol... besides a load of viruses on this tatty comp... .x. Takes geog homework... .x. ... ah so those were the answers! :o Goddess am I? Well then... I need a half naked fanner.... WILL CLONE!!!

Lady Nichole Potter:--- lol I usually watch it but I'm too lazy to move at the moment... wooo!!! Elizabitch die!!

Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- I'm glad I'm not the only one who found the flying rum amusing... lol.

Hitdogfish:--- Yea I guess so, I wanted like a swirling pattern with like flicks and stuff so yea I think it is lol.

Book-addict:--- Yup well I'm kind of in an argument at the moment with 3 of my 'friends' well they can kiss my butt 'cause I'm right and they know it! Lol. Yea Jess was kind of upset and thinking about Nozzer's at that time... so she was gone from all consciousness at that point.

Pirate-Rose:--- Msn hates us both... I think you're right... a list of things that do like us would be a lot easier... especially since the last month in school.

Naoko tasaki:--- Yea I'm taking way too long but I'm typing and writing as quick as I can lol.

Carn:--- Yah... Jess enjoys re-enacting scenes from Titanic....

Serpentsdaughter:--- lol I've heard that Elizabithc joke before!

Evil Duckie of the Blacklagoon:--- lol I can imagine Nozzer's trying to rescue Jess with James Bond music in the background... or mission impossible... OR Indiana Jones!

Alori Kesi Aldercy:--- Lol I still say you stole my notebook... it was missing for weeks... even though my room was unusually tidy... I keep telling my mom that it may be a mess but it's a mess where I know where stuff is... usually buried under a pile of clothes...

Flying Sparrow:--- Will's possessive 'cause of the sword thing... lol And Jack's so slow 'cause he's been round Jess too long!

LiTtLe SpArRoW:--- lol I really, really want to learn how to sword fight now!!

Chantal J:--- Argh! Coursework shall die! I've been trying to start my Maths work for 2 weeks and I've only just manage to pluck up the courage to look at it... then left it on the floor.

Captainjack:--- I WANT A SWORD!!! Lol... you can take Will I got Will Clone lol... he needs an upgrade though... starting to make weird buzzing noises

Lonaargh:---- Lol! That's true! Tell a girl the swords ugly she'd drop it in a second!.... Well maybe not all... I would I have to have everyone liking something before I even think of buying it!

Disclaimer:--- NOTHING!!! All I own is my characters... and the flipping sword.

Mine!!, Tickle fight!, Baby, baby.

.x. Rk's PoV .x.

Rach stormed below deck... I looked around at the rum all over a pining Jess and sighed

"Well... that went well"

Will glared at me

"DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE THE ONE BEING SO DAMN POSSESSIVE OVER A STUPID MUFF MPPFF!!!"

Jess removed her hand from my mouth...

"Please stop shouting!! I'm thinking..."

"... there's a first for everything then"

"Shut up... I'm thinking about my Norrington"

"Ahem... yea... a man that can't even climb onto a ship..."

"He tried to save me..."

"And didn't he so well!! Oh my! Look! You're still here!!"

Jess glared at me as well

"Hey! What is it with glaring around here!"

"He WOULD have saved me if it wasn't for you!!..."

She looked at Jack

"...AND YOU!!"

He raised his hands in defence

"Eh! I wanted 'im off me ship!!"

Jess folded her arms...

"It was her fault anyway..."

I looked at Will

"Oh my God are we back on that again?!"

"Well it was!! If she hadn't have taken it..."

"It's RACH! Does she ever listen to a word people say?!"

Will looked away; I turned and looked over to Jess who was making patterns with her finger in the spilt rum.

"...I'd have listened"

"It's just that sword means a lot to me"

"More then ye lass?"

I looked up at Jack

"What did you just say?!"

He ignored me and looked back to Will

"You should know why it means a lot to me Jack!"

"Hey?! Why?!!"

They ignored me

"It's a sword mate... a sword that ain't 'aving yer kid!"

I looked up in disbelief at Jack

"Oi! Where did that come from?! You reading that off something?!"

"...It won't luv ye and it won't comfort ye!"

"You think I should go and talk to her?"

Jack shrugged... well his agony aunt career just disappeared, time for me to get mine back!

"I think you should leave it a while, Will. You'll probably make her feel worse if you go in now. Leave it until the morning... it's been a long and..."

I looked at Jess who was messing with the sword

"...And a weird day"

He nodded and stood up and began to walk to the other side of the deck

Jess picked up the sword and started swinging it about

"I guess this is mine then... do you think I could have 'Nozzer's' engraved on it there?"

Will hurried back and snatched the sword out of Jess' hands

"Awww! Meainie... how am I supposed to engrave his name into a sword now?!"

She looked at Jack

"Jaaaaack?!"

I stood in front of my 'husband'

"No!"

"Aww!!"

.x. The Next Morning .x.

.x. Will's PoV .x.

I woke up in a chair on deck, with the sword on my lap. I picked it up and rolled it up and down my palm... stopping to look at the pattern.

It is only metal... it doesn't feel... it doesn't love me... and it isn't having my child... exactly like Jack said.

I sighed and began to head below deck, leaving the sword on the chair. I waited outside my cabin door, and then went in.

Rach was still in bed, with her back to the door, and me. I sat down on the edge of the bed with my back to her.

"Are you awake?"

"Ok then... ahem... well, I didn't mean to have a go at you, but you have to understand how much that sword means to me... it's my fathers, Jack found it on the ship when I came back to it... I know I sound stupid trying to leave it in the shop... I mean what good is it in a workshop going rusty when I could have you using it... and then giving it to our child when their old enough..."

I turned to look at Rach's sleeping form. I turned back again.

"I don't want us to argue anymore... I hate it when you're mad at me... this is stupid... I'm apologizing to you while you're asleep!! I'll have to say this all again when you wake up... that's if you don't throw me out before I get a chance to... not many people can say they've been thrown out of their own room, I can... Twice!"

I heard a soft laugh behind me, I jumped round to look at Rach who was still, still...

I leaned over her

"What the?"

She smiled

"You've been awake the whole time!!"

She opened her eye's and smiled again

"You sneaky little..."

"Sneaky little what?"

"...Pirate"

She smiled again

"I wonder who I get it from!"

"Not me! I don't sneek!.... :O Jack!"

She laughed, I started to tickle her

"What has Jack been teaching you?"

I laughed

"No!! S-stop Will!!"

I lay down beside her and wrapped my arms around her, she turned to face me.

"I'm sorry... for taking the sword"

"Don't worry... just forget about it, oh, the swords yours"

She smiled

"I don't want it now..."

I raised an eyebrow

"I'm joking! I don't want to fight either"

I smiled

"Good"

She put her head in the nape of my neck. I lay there listening to her deep breaths... then I slowly drifted into a peaceful sleep with my hand resting on her abdomen.

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TAR DAR!!! So... the sword was Will's daddy's!! Awwww... well I thought it was cute!!

I need an idea for the sex and name for the sprog!!... Yah that's black country slang for baby.

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