Sorry its been so long people!! Just I've been reading Meg (Pirate-Rose)'s story and she is now blackmailing me for this chapter… so yah… I've gotta put it up lol.

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Wow Jess!, Razor baby!, Competition Will?

.x. Rach's PoV .x.

.x. Port Royale .x.

"COME ON JESS!!"

"Gods sake! How long does she need?!"

I sighed and leaned on Will's shoulder. We'd been waiting for Jess to come off the ship for half an hour and she still hadn't even come on deck yet! She kept shouting down to us every so often to see if we were still waiting for her.

"I'm coming!! ARE YOU STILL THERE?!"

"YES!!"

"OK! God… only needed one of you to tell me…"

She appeared at the top of the wooden plank that lead down to the dock.

"Oh… my… God Jess!"

"Whoa, luv!"

Rk thumped Jack in the chest.

"Bloody 'ell! I was only bein' nice!"

He rubbed his chest

Jess smirked. She was wearing my 'whore' dress but somehow had altered it so that it wasn't as revealing and had a small amount of makeup on… probably mine. Her hair was up in twirls at the back of her head and had little curls coming down in various places.

She smiled and did a pose, we laughed.

"Yea, still hurry though! We're only docking for you!"

She stepped down elegantly and began to walk carefully down the plank. She smirked

"See… I'm so naturally gifted at WALKIAHHHHHH!!"

She stepped on the hem of her dress and had managed to skid down the plank on her butt. And stop with a bump on the dock floor.

I put a hand on my forehead

"Smooth Jess, smooth" (A:N: Thanks Meg!!)

She jumped up and straightened her dress

"I'm ok!"

Jack sighed

"Why did I agree te teck yer 'ere?!"

"Because you love us!"

He raised an eyebrow

"…I'm not so sure 'nymore"

Rk laughed

"And you're scared of us!"

She pinched his cheek

"Aye!!"

Will put his hand on Jack's shoulder

"Don't worry mate, you know port Royale isn't as fussy about pirates anymore…"

I looked around

"Ew, it wasn't this dirty before… was it?!"

"Nope… nasty or what?"

Jack looked around

"Gonna be like Tortuga soon!"

"No.. they wouldn't let it get that nasty…"

Will and Jack we're giving me a weird look

"…Would they?…. But it was such a pretty town!"

"Yea lass… was. Now us pirates can come and go as we please!"

Jack puffed his chest out and Rk raised an eyebrow

"Uh huh… yea"

"But I'm not a pirate!"

Rk snorted

"I am! I'm married to one!"

I shook my head

"…And you're going to give birth to one! So join us…"

She waved her arms about

"JOOOOOOOOINNNNNN USSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

"Stop it!"

She laughed

"Face it mumsy… you're a pirate, like it or not. We all are!"

"Don't call me that name again"

"I amcertainly not one!"

Jess put her hands on her hips

"Well then what are you eh?"

"A respectable lady!"

Rk and I looked at each other

"What? What I say?!"

"Nothing, just the longest word you've ever said in you're life!"

I nodded

"Yea… you usually can't manage anything longer then your name!"

Jess looked thoughtful…

"What did I say again?"

"Respectable"

She squinted

"11 letters Jess"

"Oh yea…"

.x. Somewhere in Port Royale .x.

"Where is he?!"

"Jess… We've been wondering around for almost two hours now… I didn't know this place was so big"

"Yea Jess… lets go… you'll get over him!"

"No! He's mine!! I knocked him out , I concussed him! He's mine!!"

Rk raised her hands

"I don't want him!!"

"Better not missy!"

"Jess… Loose Rk"

Jess backed away from Rk and straightened out her dress

I pulled Jacks arm

"Jack, you got to know at least which street he lives in!"

"'Ow am I s'pose te know?!"

"'Cause you've been arrested by him and almost hung by him!! You know more then us!!"

"I know where he works…"

I held Will's hand

"See! It's a good job we've got Will with us, isn't it!"

Will smiled… obviously really pleased with helping out

"Ok, I'll lead the way then!"

.x. Somewhere Else in Port Royale .x.

"Hmm… Are you sure Will?"

"Yes! I know my way around! What happened to holding my hand and being really glad I'm here?!"

"It's just… the buildings so…"

"Dirty?"

"Yea"

"Are you sure you're sure Will?"

"I DON'T CARE IF HE'S SURE!! WE'RE GOING IN ANYWAY!!"

Jess stormed past me and Will and pushed open the huge oak doors.

"…Hello?!… NOZZERS?!… BABY?!!"

We followed Jess into the building

"De ye know 'ow much time we're wastin' in 'ere?!"

Rk frowned

"Where we're you going anyway?!"

"…I was just sayin' IF we were goin' somewhere we'd be late!"

"And that would be so unlike you wouldn't it?"

"Aye!"

I shook my head and looked around the huge foyer which had marble floors and an exquisite wooden staircase on the left wall

"Its so beautiful…unlike the outside"

Jess walked around

"NOZZER BABY?! COME OUT COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE!!"

"Norrington isn't here"

We all looked to the top of the staircase and saw a man walking down the stairs towards us. He was young, about the same age as Will he had a white wig on but had strands of light brown hair falling out. He was in a uniform like Norrington… well when I last saw him.

He walked towards us and raised an eyebrow

"Who are you? And what do you want Norrington for?"

"I could say te same te yer lad!"

He smirked

"Ah, Sparrow"

Jack sighed

"De ye know 'ow many times I get tha'?!… It's CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!"

I pulled Jack away

"I'm Rachael, this is Rk, Wi…"

"Ah, Turner too?"

Jess pushed forward

"I'M Jessica!"

She curtsied. The man smiled and nodded

"So you're what drove him mad then?"

Rk laughed

"Yea… I'm afraid she has that affect on most people… she seems to think that Nozzers is madly…"

"In love with her? He is"

Jess stuck her tongue out to Rk

"TOLD YOU!!! So… where is my beloved?!"

"Out looking for you"

"Where?"

"Not here"

"Not here where?"

"He took a ship and left searching for you"

"HE DOES LOVE ME!!! I KNEW IT!!"

Jess started to jump up and down clinging onto Rk, making her jump involuntarily with her

"GEROFF!!"

Jack folded his arms

"So who ye be then eh?"

"Oh, I'm sorry how rude of me… I'm Gillette"

Rk laughed and said in a deep voice…

"Gillette, the best a man can get!"

Jess joined in

"And women too!!"

"Shush you two! That is so rude!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (A:N: You know the noise people make when they see people kissing or saying something posh?)

I frowned then looked back to Gillette

"I should have recognized you"

He raised an eyebrow

"Oh, have we met before?"

"Er… no, I meant from the movi… er, heh, ignore me"

He smiled and looked at my stomach

"How long left?"

"2 months"

He smirked

"Not long"

He smiled at me then looked to Jack

"Yours?"

I waved my hands

"EWWW! No! Please! It's…"

"Mine"

Will stepped forward. Gillette nodded

"Ah I should have known, you wouldn't like Sparrow would you?"

He touched my stomach then looked at Will

"Move quick don't you Turner?"

"We've been together more than a year now"

Rk shook her head

"Wow, such a long time"

"We're happy Rk"

Gillette looked down to me

"You sure Turner? The lady doesn't look so convinced"

Will and Gillette both looked at me

I mouthed wordlessly

"I… well…"

I'm happy its just this baby is way to early for me… I would have liked to wait at least another year or two… But I love Will… and I always will.

Will raised an eyebrow

"Of course I'm happy Will!"

I smiled and took his hand. Gillette smirked and Rk sighed

"I'm seriously getting really bored here… Can we go?!"

"'Old on luv… Oi, Gillette, aye over 'ere. When did 'e leave?"

"Around 5 months ago"

"Thank ye we shall be off now"

.x. Will's PoV .x.

"W-where leaving?!"

Rk pulled Jess' sleeve

"Yea Jess, come on"

"But he could come back anytime now!"

"'E could take months luv, 'e could even be dead!"

"…Wait a go Jack"

Jess pouted and nodded and headed out the doors.

Jack walked out followed by Rk

"Thanks for the info' razor baby!"

Gillette laughed at Rk

Rach squeezed my hand

"You coming?"

Gillette cleared his throat

"Could I just have a private word with young Turner for a second my lady? That is of course if you don't mind?"

Rach smiled

"Not at all"

Gillette smiled at her

"I hope we meet again, very soon"

She nodded and smiled up to me

"Be quick ok?"

She walked out the door. I turned to man in front of me and frowned at him

"Oh please Turner… no need for that face is there?"

"Don't go near her again"

He smirked and raised an eyebrow

"Who's says I'll need to? She realise what she's got herself into and come to me"

"You and I both know she wouldn't do that"

"Why's that?"

"Because she loves me and she knows I love her and she'll never go near you, not if I can help it"

"You had you're chance with Miss Swan, you don't deserve another one"

He headed to the staircase.I was seriously considering pulling him over by that stupid wig and punching him,but thought better of it.

"Maybe I don't, but I won't let anything take Rach and my child away from me"

He turned and smirked at me

"We'll see Turner, we'll see"

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DONE!!!!

DEDICATED TO MEG…. Because she decided to blackmail my lazy ass into putting this chapter up!

I know you love me… you want my autographs? You want to become me? What? FINE THEN!!! I happen to like my randomness thank you very much… PLUS! This chapter was a very important one, because I needed a character that everyone liked except one character… other then Chris… lol.

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