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This chapter is kinda short… and not much happens… BUT IT NEEDS TO BE HERE! Lol… cause I'm crap at leading one dramatic thing onto another dramatic thing… so this is where these little 'Plot-What-Frigging-Plot!' Chapters come in! Whoo!
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Disclaimer: …Like I said before… if I owned them, I wouldn't be writing fan fiction… I'd be in a hot tub with them planning the next movie! But unfortunately… the mouse has that honour… stupid mouse…
CHAPTER 21!
Those tension… things?
.x. Rach's PoV .x.
"Hmm… it's beautiful isn't it?"
I looked out to the setting sun
"…"
I looked up to Will who was gazing out in front of him… he was standing near me but hadn't put his arm around me, like he usually does. But was staring out, fixated on a cloud…
"Will?"
"What?"
"…What's wrong?"
Silence… He carried on staring at the cloud…. I looked over my shoulder to Rk, who was sitting round the little wooden table with Jack and Jess… who was still pouting about not seeing Norrington… Rk shook her head at me and I gave her a stern look. She sighed
"Eh, Whelp? What's up your arse!"
"Nothing!"
"Well bloody answer people then! God! Some people need to get some manners!"
He huffed and I hugged him, well as much as a hug I could give with such a huge bump…
"Hug me back then!"
He looked down at me and sighed
"Do you still want to be on here with me?"
I looked up shocked
"W-what do you mean?"
"Well do you still want this sort of life?"
"It's a little late to ask me that now Will"
"Do you still want to live on the ship with me?… Or… or do you want to go back to… to… well… back to Gillette?"
I stopped hugging him and stepped away, he turned to follow me, turning his back to the sunset
"Gillette! Why would I want to go to him for?"
"Well I don't know… You two seemed all over each other earlier didn't you!"
"I was being friendly!"
"Pfft! I know friendly… and that was NOT friendly!"
I glared him
"He is a pompous, arrogant, silly man… a little like you!"
"Oh! Fine then! I'm there trying to keep him away from you and our child and now your telling me I'm just like him! Thanks!"
"The way your acting is just like him! Your acting like a stupid, cocky git!"
He folded his arms
"Well you must like them… look at what you've gotten yourself into!"
"Hey! Whelp! Don't talk to her like that!"
Rk stood up and I pointed to my chest
"ME! YOU DID THIS TO ME!… I WAS DRUNK!"
He turned his back to me and looked back out to the sunset… I'm not stopping there! Does he think he can blame THIS on me!
"What did I do Will? I was being friendly. If anything HE was coming onto ME!"
He still ignored me and Jack started to stand up and give us weird looks
"Well this beats Jim Rummy…"
"And when he came on to me did I go over and start being all touchy feely? No.. I stood by you!"
"You let him touch you…"
"Aye I saw tha'…"
"What am I suppose to do? Hit him in the face? Deck him! In case you hadn't noticed I'm not the most agile person at this moment in time!"
"Aye… she ain't… Got tha' big… bulge"
Jess shoved him
"Jack shush! Let them fight it out!"
"Well she 'as! Tha' big… thing… Bump.."
I ignored them and looked back at Will's back
"…And you didn't do anything either. I'm not used to things around here, I don't know what things are acceptable or not… I learn from you! If you don't react how am I suppose to know it's wrong!"
I took a deep breath
"…Aye…"
"Will? Look at me"
"I…"
He sighed
"…I don't feel like looking at you fight now"
"Fine"
I turned and walked slowly below deck
.x. Rk's PoV .x.
I watched as Rach walked below deck… well isn't this great?… we've already got a sulking loony… now we've got a lovers tiff!… and I ALWAYS end up in the middle…
Will turned to look at us
"You know I'm right… don't you?"
We exchanged glances…
"Er well lad… yer… ehm… Lass?"
He looked to Jess
"Well! I thought the point brought to attention… about… well… you see!…I …I … I wasn't listening… Rk!"
She looked to me… I shook my head at Will
"I don't know… But from the angle I was looking from, it seemed like you were over reacting…"
His shoulders dropped
"Oh great… I did it again… I should have just shut up and hugged her… She's going to hate me now… and you guys…"
He sat in the empty seat opposite me… I smirked
"Well… I've always hated you so there's no loss there…"
He put his chin on one hand
"But she… and he!… But… if he hadn't… then I wouldn't have… It's his fault!… Ehm…"
He went silent
"I was just mad… I didn't mean to be so horrid"
I leant back on my chair
"Well you should think before you sat things shouldn't you! It's your own fault! You can't just come out with these things you stupid fool! If you do things you should accept the consequences!"
Jess prodded me and pointed to Will, he was sitting there with his head in his hands and his shoulders slumped… I felt sorry for him… He has been through a lot. I suppose he WAS just getting a little too over protective over Rach and their baby… Oh man… I am so going to regret this…
I sighed and pulled Jess up with me
"What? Where are we going!"
"You'll see…"
I pulled her by her arm below deck and down the corridor
"RK! LOOSE ME! LOOSE ME NOW OR I'LL SCREAM!"
"Oh shut up!… we're going to Rach's room… Is this it?"
"Er… yep"
I went in… Rach was sitting on the bed, holding something
"Rach?"
I sat next to her on the bed
"What you got there?"
"Picture…"
She had a picture from the photo booth when we were getting Jack and Will's passport photo's… she had the one we couldn't use, as it had Will and Jack's heads in it and their arms and legs everywhere… I smiled then looked at her… her eyes were all red and puffy
"He gets me so mad sometimes! He wouldn't even look at me Rk"
Jess sat down on a chest by the wall
"Well… I kind of missed the whole conversation… there was this really cool cloud that looked like a pigeon! And I was watching it fly away and…"
I glared her and she shut up.
"He's and idiot Rach, you know it, I know it, everyone knows it! He'll realise what he's done, but I think he already knows and… he… he loves you"
Rach gasped in shock and Jess almost fell off the chest…
"I can't believe your defending him! You heard what he was rattling on about!"
Jess readjusted herself back onto the chest
"I didn't hear anything of it... but… Rk… you hate him! You said he was a stupid, ignorant, selfish, ugly…"
I glared her again
"I know! But… and don't think I'm going to be doing this all the time!… But it's not long till… well you know Rach… and he's just getting, kind of protective over you and the kid. He saw Gillette and saw him as a threat… he's trying to make sure no one else gets you"
"He knows I won't go to anyone else! He should know better Rk!"
"I know he should but he's probably having a blonde day…"
I looked over to Jess then back to Rach… Jess cleared her throat
"… And I think… he's and idiot and a fool… and kind of ugly… and in my opinion you should have smacked him in his kind of ugly face!… But he still loves you!"
"Gee… great help Jess…"
.x. Will's PoV .x.
"Gee… great help Jess…"
"He's such and idiot sometimes!"
"DUH! He's a man for God's sake!"
I leaned up the door carefully so I could listen to their conversation… I hadn't meant it… none of it… I was just so mad at Gillette and I took it out on her. Just like Rk said. It's weird… She's defending me. I would have thought she'd be telling Rach to stay away from me… I can't blame her if she did though.
"He's going to come bursting in here any minute and say he's sorry for everything and beg you to forgive him… don't give me that look! I'm not trying to help him at all! I think he's the biggest idiot of all… but I know what he's like… and so do you Rach"
"…I can't belive he wouldn't look at me…"
"Probably 'cause he was crying!"
"Not even when I was shouting at him!"
I heard Rk laugh
"I'm scared to look at you when you're shouting… so I can't blame him!"
Jess laughed
"Me too!"
It's strange… Rk doesn't like me, I know that… but she's helping Rach to forgive me…
"So… if he comes in here now will you forgive him?"
I leaned further up the door
"I SAID! If he comes in here now will you forgive him?"
There was silence in the room…
Was she giving me a signal? Does she know I'm out here?… I went to open the door…
"Rach? Will you!"
I put my ear right up against the door again…
"ALRIGH' LADDY!"
I jumped around and saw Jack standing behind me, he raised an eyebrow
"…Lil' jumpt there ay ye? Well I'd be te… yer got all te Lasses…"
I waved my arms around to try and shut him up… but he just carried on…
"…'ating yer guts!"
"Will?"
I stopped as I heard Rach's voice from inside the room… then movement. I leaned up the door again… when my support was suddenly gone and I found myself flying face first into the room's floor…
"WHOA!"
I heard Jess laugh from on top of the chest I'd just fallen by
"UH OH! BUSTED!"
.x. Back 5 Seconds... .x.
.x. Rach's PoV .x.
"Rach?"
Rk frowned at me
"ALRIGH' LADDY!"
I looked behind me to the door
"…Lil' jumpy ay ye? Well I'd be te… yer got all te Lasses 'atin yer guts"
I looked to Rk and she closed her eyes and shook her head...
"Will?"
There was silence outside the door again. Rk walked over towards the door. She stood up against the door listening… then stood to the side and flung it open. Will came flying in face first…
"WHOA!"
…Landing by Jess' feet by the chest. She leaned over the chest to look down at him
"UH OH! BUSTED!"
Jack stood in the doorway looking innocent. I walked round to where Will was starting to get up
Rk glared down at him
"Great entrance, Whelp"
"Were you listening?"
Rk snorted
"Well… That's a little obvious Rach"
Will stood up fully and nodded
"I thought you didn't care? You didn't want to talk to me up on deck… you didn't even want to look at me!"
"I was mad… I'm sorry"
I folded my arms
"And?"
"And… I shouldn't have taken it out on you, I'm sorry for that too"
"And!"
"And…"
He mouthed wordlessly then looked upset
"And… I don't know what else to say, except I'm sorry"
"AND you should think before you say things you OBVIOUSLY don't mean! You shouldn't take your stress out on me!"
He nodded quickly. Jess gasped and ran out of the room, shoving Jack out of her way.
"I know wha' it is tha's makin' him so evil…"
Rk folded her arms and looked at Jack
"Go on then Einstein!"
"'E's got te much energy tha' needs getting rid o'"
"Pfft! That's no excuse! Just run around the ship a couple of times… that should sort it!"
"Na' not like tha!… eh… I mean like… Ye know"
He raised an eyebrow at Rk. I shook my head knowing what he meant
"I don't know what your on about you stupid sod!"
He waved his arms around, exasperated
"I don't know te bloody word!"
Rk snorted again
"Well… that's a first"
"Eh… it begins with 't'…"
I glanced over to Will who was already looking at me… he gave me an uncertain smile…
Rk laughed
"Jack! I can't spell at the best of times! What makes you think I'm going to help you now!… What's it sound like?"
"It I knew wha' it sounded like I'd know te bloody word!"
"I'm only trying to help! Next time I won't even bother!"
"Next time I won't be needin yer help!"
I sighed sick of hearing Rk and Jack squabbling over a word
"He means tension"
"AYE! THA'S TE WORD!… E's got them sexual tension's tha' need fulfilling!"
Will's jaw dropped and Rk laughed and pointed to me
"Rach is 8 and a bit months gone Jack!"
"Well I can bloody well see tha'!… See… I was thinking.."
"Oh great this will be interesting…"
"LET ME FINISH!… We'll dock in Tortuga… An' get 'im sorted… them we can get any supplies we'll be needin while we'm there!"
Rk raised an eyebrow
"No… YOU want to go and get sorted! You weren't going to do it for Will! I know how your mind works you dirty perv!"
"MEH! I WAS ONLY TRYIN' TE HELP!… I'll go set course then…"
I stood up and put a hand on my hip
.x. Will's PoV .x
"You will do no such thing Jack! If Will does have those… Well… Those you know what's… he's going to have to… well… Keep them!"
"Smooth Rach… Real smooth"
Rk turned to Jack
"You know you are the ONLY person who could turn that conversation into a sexual one!"
He smirked and Jess came running back in holding something… Rk took it off her
"What is it Jess?"
"A stress ball for Will! For his tension thingy's!"
Rk chucked it up and down
"Oh cool… Wait, what tensions Jess?"
She shrugged
"I dunno… I missed what you were talking about… What was it?"
"Not telling you"
"Fine then! I'll take MY ball back!"
She went to snatch it back off Rk but she moved too quick… Jess pouted
"But it's MINE!"
"Heh! Should be quicker shouldn't you?"
Jack cleared his throat
"Speakin' o' tensions…"
He looked down at Rk… who raised an eyebrow and without looking at him said;
"I've got a headache…"
"FINE THEN! I'LL GO TE TORTUGA FER MESELF THEN! FORGET 'BOUT TE LAD!"
"Pfft as if I care…"
Rk carried on chucking the ball up and down
"Yer me wife!"
"And?… It's not as if I agreed to this whole marriage thing… and until you get me a proper ring I'm not doing anything for you…"
She held up her wedding finger… Still with Jack's ring on it, with a scrap of a beer mat on it to make it fit.
"I'LL GO REMARRY THEN!"
"Fine! I'm sure Gibbs will marry you!"
Jack stormed out of the room, Rk leaned out of the door and threw the stress ball in the direction Jack went… She laughed
"Ha Ha!… Oh… er… Whoops?"
She laughed then ran out the door in the opposite direction Jack went… then Jack run past the door after her. I turned back to Rach who had sat back on the bed.
Jess looked around from me to Rach, to me again… She cleared her throat
"I've… got to… go… and… er… get my stress ball back!"
She left quickly shutting the door behind her. I moved to sit closer to Rach on the bed. She sighed
"You know he did that purposely, don't you?"
"Who Jack?"
"No! Gillette… Did he say something to you after I left?"
I nodded
"He said I didn't deserve you… and I told him that I wouldn't let anything take it away… and he said 'we'll see'"
"See? He placed doubt in your mind!"
"What?"
She huffed
"He said something that made you doubt if something good could become bad, and then you'd be doubting everything thinking that it was all going to turn bad… and stuff… I've confused myself now"
I laughed and nodded at what she said… even if I didn't understand it
"Nasty little git…"
"I know it was a nasty thing for him to do, but you were so stupid to believe him!… But I can't stay mad at you… so I forgive you"
I smiled and hugged her
"But I swear Will, this is the last time! You HAVE to trust me!… And learn to use your flipping head!"
"I know…"
We sat there silently and I took her hand…
"Will… I've been thinking"
"What about?"
"Our baby… we need to think of names… we haven't got long left!"
I smiled and placed a hand on her huge stomach
"Like what?"
"Well for a little boy… How about Gillette?"
"I looked at her shocked and she laughed
"I'm joking!"
I sighed in relief… then patted her bump
"What about Jack?"
She frowned
"I'm not calling my son Jack"
"He's half mine!"
"We don't even know if it's a boy yet!"
I smiled smugly
"It will be"
"How'd you know?"
"Well… My grand father was a boy, my father was a boy and I'm a boy"
She raised an eyebrow
"You have no idea how stupid that sounded…"
"I meant erm… It's like a tradition thing… all the first born babies are boy's"
Rach looked down at her stomach…
"Well I don't care what it is as long as it has ten fingers and ten toes"
"How long do you reckon till it's ready?"
She shrugged
"I don't know… It's ready when it's ready… it could be after 9 months it could be tomorrow I don't know…"
I tilted my head
"It's still going to be a boy…"
.X.BOOM!.X.
Rach looked around
"What… what was that!"
I stood up quickly
"It sounded… like a…"
I stopped and she tugged on my sleeve
"Sounded like what Will!"
I looked down at her
"It… it sounded like… like a cannon"
Jack burst in out of breath
"Get on… deck… lad I need… ye… ye 'elp!… We're under attack!"
TAR DAR! What ya'll think eh? AmI brilliant at these stupid little chapters that make absolutly no sense. or what?... Yea probably the or what... Lol.
I REALLY NEED HELP ON THE SEX AND NAME OF THE ICKLE BABY THAT'LL BE BOUNCING IN REALLY REALLY (You have no idea how really) SOON!
I'll try and update as quickly as I can but... I need your opinon on the baby's name and stuff... And if anyone has any ideas or suggestions for chapters or junk tell meh!... .x.Will clone pokes and whispers... .x. Oh yah... plus i have a French oral (i love that word) exam on frinday AND I'M WAITING FOR MEG TO UPDATE FIRST! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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