Hey ya! God been a while since I've updated I know… but did you all miss me? I know you did! Lol. Any how… I've been gone ages! Lol… wow… feels weird typing… O.o …
Thanks to all my reviewers who have still been reviewing even though I'd kind of disappeared of the face of the earth for a couple of months…
Well a lot has happened since I've last updated… Left school, been to Generation Rock Club 5 times, fell over many times it is unbelievable, had 2 boyfriends… first one was an a-hole jock wannabe… and my latest one is the best one ever… been together 13 weeks today,… Went to a family party got drunk ended up dancing to Michael Jackson's Billy Jean with my uncle Terry… .x.Hides face in shame.x., discovered that booze and stairs should NEVER mix… and also bath tubs should never mix with booze as well but that's a whole other story! …. , ripped my favourite pair of jeans, got attacked by the mangy cat next door, and fell off a log in the forest next to my house! …. Oh ya…. GOT LEFT IN A FOREST FOR 10 HOURS… BY MY OWN FATHER!
Well my life has been exciting! Lol.
Ahem….
DISCLAIMER:--- Does THIS look like the face of someone who owns the most sexiest people in the world… no, didn't think so… stupid mouse… so I have no choice to put up with owning my Will Clone! I only own MY characters… And MY plot… YES! THERE IS A PLOT SOMEWHERE IN THERE! Believe it or not.
Chapter 22! CATCH, PULL and PUSH!
.x. Rach's PoV .x.
"We're under attack!"
Will quickly ran to the door
"Who is it?"
"I don't know! Jest come an' elp me get te cannon's ready!"
Will went to walk out, turning to look at me
"Stay here ok?"
"But Rk and Jess!"
"I'll send 'em down Lass… Jest stay ere"
I nodded. Will smiled unsurely and left, closing the door behind him.
"Oh God, oh God… OH GOD!"
I walked over to the cupboard and pulled out Will's father's sword… not that I could really do much with it but I wasn't going to not try!… if I cant swing it I'll just chuck it at anyone!
I sat back on the bed, listening to the cannon fire and holding the sword out in front of me.
.x. Rk's PoV .x.
"Jack? JACK!"
I grabbed his shirt as he went rushing past shouting orders to the crew
"Oh! I was looking fer ye!… Get Jess an' go down te Rach's cabin an' stay there!"
I nodded and hugged him… hey… he is my husband after all!
Will threw a piece of rope at Jack's back
"JACK! YOU ASKED ME TO HELP SO HELP ME!"
He loosed me
"Comin' Lad!"
He pointed me to the door then ran to Will… I looked around and saw Jess hanging over the side… where the cannons were hitting the water… they were getting closer
I ran over to her… a big wave of water from a cannon ball hitting the sea splashed up on us.
"WHOA! THAT WAS CLOSE THEN! AIM A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT AND YOU'LL BE RIGHT ON TARGET!"
"JESS!"
I grabbed her away from the side
"WHA—RK!"
"We're going below deck to Rach's room"
"BUT! The pretty smoke!"
"From cannons! Now come on!"
.x. Will's PoV .x.
Jack helped me push a cannon into position…
"You don't think they'll catch up do you?"
He shook his head quickly
"We're too quick fer 'em…"
"You don't sound convinced…"
"I'm ay… I knew it was a bad idea sailin through these parts… Jest tie that a lil tighter"
I tugged the knot tighter
"Jack?…"
"Aye?… GIBBS BE CAREFUL WITHTHA! WE'M TRYIN NOT TE GET BLOWN UP REMEMBER!"
"I… I'm worried"
He raised an eyebrow at me
"Not for myself!… But for them"
I nodded over to Rk who was dragging Jess below deck… Jack nodded
"Me te lad… Tha's why we gotta make sure they don't hit us or catch up aint we! So go make yerself useful!"
.x. Rach's PoV .x.
I could hear the cannons… lots of them… and they were getting louder… which means they're getting closer!… What if they get close enough to come on board! What if someone gets hurt!… What if someone dies!
I put a hand to my mouth…
What if Will dies! Or Jack or Rk… Or even Jess!… I looked to the sword I'd placed beside me on the bed and picked it up.
Maybe they wont have to come on board… They could just sink us before they get close enough!… I looked down at my huge bump… I can't swim!
I stood up and began to pace around the room holding the sword.
Oh God, what if they do come on board… and I have to fight! I can barely cut my food with a knife let alone use a sword against a man!… I sighed, Guess I'm going to have to shut my eyes and hope I hit something other then myself!
I stopped pacing as I heard footsteps coming down the corridor… I stood to the side of the door, so it would swing open away from me… I held up the sword by my shoulder. The footsteps stopped outside the door… I held my breath and it swung open. I closed my eyes and swung the sword, it connected with something solid…
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I quickly opened my eyes on hearing the high pitched scream… I saw Rk and Jess clinging to each other in the doorway. Rk closed her mouth…
"IT'S A GOOD JOB YOU'VE GOT CRAP AIM!"
I looked to the sword that was embedded in the doorframe…
"Oh my gosh… I though you were someone else off the other ship!"
"I know what you thought! Jeez… You scared the life out of me!"
I tried to breathe normally
"…My heart is beating so fast"
Rk rubbed her face
"YOUS IS!… I've just had a sword swung full force at my head! I saw it fly past my face!… IT SKIMMED MY NOSE!… … Jess… loose me now… Jess!"
She was still clinging to Rk, she hadn't moved and her eyes were still scrunched shut.
"Is she breathing?"
"I don't think so…"
"OH GOD I HIT HER! I've got better aim with my eyes closed!"
I leaned close to her head
"Oh my gosh Rk… look"
I pointed to the side of Jess' head, Rk tried not to laugh
"Is… is that her… Her HAIR!"
I'd only just managed to miss Jess' head with the sword but had caught her already short hair between the doorframe and the sword.
Suddenly a man jumped in the room waving a sword Rk and I clung to each other screaming
"It's ok! It's me!"
"WILL!"
"THAT'S MY SECOND HEART ATTACK IN TEN MINUTES YOU STUPID WHELP!"
"I heard a scream I thought you…"
He caught sight of Jess…
"Well… someone has good aim…"
"I missed…"
He grabbed the handle of the sword and tugged it roughly out of the door frame… Jess' left side of her hair falling with it…
"Oh… Jess I'm so sor-AHHHHHHH!"
A sharp, piercing pain worked its way across my abdomen and I doubled over
"RACH! Are you ok!"
I nodded quickly
"Everything is fi-IIIIIINNNNEEEEE!"
Will grabbed me
"Is it the baby?"
I shook my head
"I hope not!"
"WHELP! 'ELP US UP 'ERE NOW!"
"WAIT JACK!"
"OH YEA! I'LL JEST TELL THE CREW CLIMBIN' ON BOARD TO HANG ON SHALL I!"
Rk grabbed Will's shirt and started shaking him
"YOU LET THEM GET ON BOARD!"
"GO Will I'll be fine I've got Rk here…"
He snatched his shirt out of Rk's grip and backed away slowly
"I'm only up there ok?"
"I can barely feel anything now I'm fine!"
"Ok?"
I nodded and he left hesitantly, closing the door… my false smile disappeared instantly and I started panting
"RK! PAIN!"
"Uh uh… er…. I'll be right back"
She ran to the door
"RK!"
"Jess'll watch you! I'll be right back!"
I looked over to Jess who was still leaning up the doorframe with half her hair missing…
.x. Rk's PoV .x.
I raced up the stairs and saw the men from the other ship trying to climb on but Jacks crew were throwing them off.
"JACK! WHAT I DO!"
I ran over to Jack who was pushing this big ugly guy off
"Eww he's nasty!"
The guy pulled a face at me then Jack shoved him off into the water
"GO BACK DOWN!"
"NO! RACH… THE… THE ER…."
I moved my hands around my stomach area…
"…ITS… HERE!"
"HAVE HER WATERS FALLEN?"
"…What?"
"HAVE HER WATERS… ER… BROKE?"
"I DUNNO I WANST LOOKING!"
"WELL WHEN THEY DO… I THINK THA'S WHEN THE LIL UNS COMING!"
"I ALREADY KNOW ITS COMING!"
"NO… I MEAN… YE KNOW… COMING!" ((So much fun to make Jack say 'coming' lol… what?))
"Oh!… THEN WHAT I DO!"
"CATCH!"
"…It comes out that fast?"
"NO! CATCH!"
I turned and saw a rope from the other ship swing at me, I caught it and Jack grabbed it, cutting it off and throwing it away
"PULL IT!
I looked around
"PULL WHAT!"
"TE FLIPPIN BABY!"
"OH!"
"YEA NOW GO!"
I ran back down below deck and to the room. When I got to the doorway Jess had started to slowly move and was now standing even more in the way and was now completely blocking the entrance.
"Move Jess!"
"RK! I. AM. IN. SOOO. MUCH. PAIN! AND YOU ARE IN SOOOO MUCH TROUBLE FOR LEAVING ME!"
"I was asking Jack what to do"
Rach looked at me shocked and scared
"JACK!"
I changed the subject
"…And I came back didn't I?"
"MY WATERS BROKE!"
"When?"
"WHEN… YOU… RAN… OFF!"
"Oooooooh…. JESS SHIFT!"
I got sick of trying to dance around her and shoved her into the room instead. Shutting the door behind me when I got in.
"RK! THE THINGS COMING!"
"Pfft… these things take hours!"
"NO I CAN REALLY TELL!"
"Ok Then… Jack said… ehm… er…"
Rach started yelling at me
"OH! I KNOW PULL RACH PULL!"
She death glared me
"Pull!"
"She means push"
"I KNOW WHAT SHE MEANS!"
I looked over to Jess who was messing with her half head of hair
"Oh, now you decide to come alive… Help me then!"
"RK! ARE THE OTHER CREW ON BOARD!"
"…Not yet"
"YET!"
Jess sat at the bottom of the bed by Rach's feet
"Erm, Rk go get some sheets for the baby"
I ran to the cupboard and decided I wanted the bottom sheet in the pile… causing the whole lot to tumble out the cupboard
"YOU PAIR MAY ASWELL GET LOST! CAUSE YOU AINT HELPING ME!"
I frowned and started shoving sheets back into the cupboard, Jess just smiled
"We love you too Rach"
I brought the sheet over to the bed
"Don't be nice to her, she's yelling at you"
"It's how women giving birth are… aggressive"
"LOOK AT YOU PAIR! DOING NOTHING! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO! MAKE IT GO BACK UP! IM NOT READY FOR IT YET!"
"Sure Rach, just push"
"ILL PUSH YOU!"
She tried to kick Jess but failed and carried on yelling… I tired to keep a straight face… I've never saw Rach this evil it was scary… but dead funny!
"WHERE'S THAT ARSEHOLE GONE! EH! RAN OFF! IT'S HIS BLOODY FAULT I'M HERE! HE DID THIS TO ME!… WHEN I GET HIM I'M GUNNA KILL HIM!"
Jess just patted her leg
"You told him to go and help Jack fight the bad guys with the pretty smoke, Rach…"
"WILL YE SHUT 'ER UP I CAN 'EAR 'ER OVER TE BLOODY CANNONS!"
"DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP! THIS HURTS!"
"I DUNNO WHY YE AM KICKIN UP SUCH A FUSS! IT AIN'T THAT PAINFUL!"
…bad move Jack…
"HOW 'BOUT YOU CARRY ROUND AN EXTRA PERSON IN ONE SPOT FOR NEARLY 9 MONTHS, HAVE IT KICK YOU CONSTANTLY, GO THROUGH THE WORST PAIN YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED, THEN COME BACK AND SEE ME!"
I raised an eyebrow… she has a point
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Rach grabbed me and yanked me forward to her
"I CANT HAVE IT! IT HURTS!"
I shook my head… I don't know what to do!
Jess grabbed my arm… gasped and pointed to Rach
"A… the… its… but… …a … … Ohhhhhhhhhhh…"
Then fell back off the bottom of the bed and onto the floor
"WHERE'S SHE GONE!"
"I think she's fainted…"
"OH GREAT! SHE'S JUST GONE AND DIED ON THE FLOOR LEAVING ME WITH A BUNCH OF PIRATES TRYING TO BLOW ME UP, A GUY THAT GETS ME PREGNANT AND LEAVES ME, A PIRATE THAT'S A FOOL AND… YOU!"
I glared at Rach
"Do you want even more pain? Just 'cause your giving birth don't mean I won't hit you!"
"JUST SHUT UP AND HELP ME!"
"STOP SCREAMING WOULD BE A GOOD HELP!"
"BUT IT… HURTS!"
"I KNOW BUT YOUR PUTTING ME OFF!"
"WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO SMART ARSE!"
"PUSH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU CAN DO EXCEPT SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"RK!"
Rach scrunched her eyes shut and screamed really, really loud… I closed my eyes
"WHAT PART OF SHUT THE HELL UP DON'T YOU GET!"
"…I'm… not… screaming…"
I opened my eyes, I saw Rach lying there exhausted and could still hear a high pitched squeal from the bed…
"Rach… you've… it's…"
Jess sat up
"A BABY!"
.x. Will's PoV .x.
"JACK! WATCH BEHIND YOU!"
Jack turned around and shoved the crew member off the side of the ship.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I looked towards the stairs where Rach's scream were coming from… I wanted to go help her…
"WATCH IT WHELP!"
I ducked out of the way… the crew were now on board and we were doing our best to keep them on the deck and not go below to the girls. There were only about 12 of them left now.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The scream was really loud this time then died down… leaving a high-pitched squeal… a babies cry
I looked to Jack and smiled… then I was suddenly pulled down roughly to the deck. I struggled trying to get back up but was forcefully pinned to the wooden deck by two of the other crew… Jack was in the same position as me.
.x. Rk's PoV .x.
"It's… erm… well…ehm…"
Jess tilted her head as she looked down at the squealing… thing
"I have establised the situation...I can proudly say... that this... is 100... a... BABY!"
"Move!"
I shoved her out of the way and looked at the… thing
"It's OBVIOUSLY a… er… well… Oh! It's…"
"Mine!"
We turned to look at the figure in the doorway, he was a young tall man with light hair, pulled back into a band at the nape of his neck. There were 5 men behind him.
"I'm now in charge of this ship, you will do as I say. Now make sure you behave yourselves and I'll try to make sure my men do too."
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TAR DAR!
NEED ANY IDEAS YOU LOVELY… IMAGINATIVE PEOPLE HAVE!
Ahem… .x.Puts on game show presenter voice.x.
Who are those people!
What will happen to our hero's!
What sex exactly is the baby!
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