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Chapter 24!

IT!, Back Hair and Jessica!

Rk's PoV

"Will you shut that thing up!"

"I cant do anything! Its hungry!"

"I'll catch a fish!"

Jess tutted at Jack

"No silly, it needs milk!"

She passed the screaming bundle to me, i raised an eyebrow

"Hold up, i ain't exactly lactating right now"

I backed away from the screaming thing

"If Nozzers was here none of this would have happened"

I smirked

"Why Jess?"

"'cause he is the type of man that can take charge of a ship! And he is a great Captain!"

Jess looked to Jack

"Better than you"

Jacks face contorted and he pointed madly at her

"Ye take that back now!"

She frowned and adjusted the baby

"No! He would have fought for us and saved me from this stupid dingi! And don't you DARE POINT AT A LADY!!"

She swatted his hand away and leaned on the side of the boat

"He'll come for me"

"Whatever just take this..."

I handed the baby back to her, she took it and frowned

"What shall we name it?"

"Er, Jess you can't do that, its Rach's and Will's!"

She clutched the baby possessively

"But I'm looking after it! It might be like a duck! You know how the first thing they see they think its their mom!"

I shook my head and Jess smiled madly

"I now by the powers invested in me by the magical..."

She looked around

"...OAR! Do hear by name you... IT!!"

Rach's PoV

"You see i need to finish what my brother couldn't do so that mummy will love me!"

"Don't be ridiculous! Your mother loves you!"

Bob shook his head. We were sitting on the Black Pearl as he didn't want to go back onto his ship with his crew as they had started to laugh when he mentioned mummy... so they had sailed off leaving him here with us... all alone.

"She never loved me! Her was her favorite! Thats why he got the good name!"

"Thats not your fault!"

I knew he wasn't going to kill us because Will could take him easy and he had no one to back him up, but for some reason Will just let me sit and talk to him.

Bob flung out his arms

"I KNOW!"

He wiped his face and gained his composure

"But she Will love me now! Now i kill Jack Sparrow and his little whore!"

He laughed hysterically, I'd had enough and stood up

"No you are not!"

"I AM-"

"SHUSH! You are not killing me because i am a mother! How would you like it if your mother was killed by a psycho? HM?!"

I pointed my finger in his face

"AND! You are not killing him because if you go near him or me he will rip your head off!! Plus he isn't even Captain Jack Sparrow!!"

He looked to Will

"So! Even if you did kill us your mother still wouldn't like it because you would have tried to kill the wrong people! AND! To be fair i think your mother needs a good kick up the arse!!"

Rk's PoV

"Well do what you did on the island! I'll find the turtles and Rk, you get the hair off Jacks back!"

I raised an eyebrow

"Jess, that didn't happen"

"Yes it did!"

Jess leaned over still with Rach's baby and tugged up the back of Jack's shirt

"OH MY GOD!"

"Jess! Loose his shirt!"

I pulled Jacks shirt back down and Jess moved back shaking her head.

"I can't believe it! You used all the hair last time so now you have none left!"

Jack smirked and shrugged, Jess sighed

"Nozzers would have let me use his back hair..."

"Will you shut up about him! He ain't going to save you! He doesn't love you he was concussed! He's not going to appear out the fog and be a hero! We are going to die floating here, with a baby that hasn't even seen his mother! And you had-"

I was stopped by Jack tugged on my elbow, i looked down and he nodded towards Jess, she was sitting rocking the baby looking as though she was about to cry.

"Jess I-"

"Now, your right, i know he's not coming to save me it just makes me feel better thinking he will, but I'm silly, I'm always being silly"

Jack tilted his head and waved his finger

"Well lass, bein' silly can sometimes be the smart thing to do when the situation calls for a silly solution, so the smart thing to do is to sometimes be silly... for ones own good"

I shook my head

Rachs PoV

"Please don't leave! I don't like being on my own!"

"They, captain Bob are not leaving, you are. Men! Put him on my ship and take him to Port Royale... I will take the Pearl and go find my dear sweet Jessica!"

Rk's PoV

"He might come Jess! Be happy!"

She shook her head

"No! He doesn't love me!!"

"No he does! Remember! Gillette said so! He came looking for you!"

"Yea! But that was months ago! He has probably got bored and found someone else!"

I sighed, i didn't like depressed Jess, i looked around and found Jack falling to sleep, i thumped him in the arm

"How can you be so calm!"

He smirked

"Because lass i know that we am riding the current and the current is good else we would be stuck floating in one place eh?"

I frowned open mouthed

"Also what you fail to take into account it..."

he smiled

"...I'm captain Jack Sparrow! Women love me, men love to hate me, now what good would i be dead?"

"I still don't follow"

"People need me alive lass, thats why i always get rescued!"

"And that helps us now how?"

He gave me a gold smile and pointed behind me, i turned and saw the black pearl sailing towards us, i turned to see Jack leaning back with his eyes closed

"Savvy?"

I started to wave madly at the Pearl

"Jess! Look! We're saved!"

"Yea... great"

"Cheer up!"

"No! Its not fair! Stupid man! Why can't he find me! You know what? I don't even love him anymore! I wouldn't love him if he begged me! I wouldn't even care if he was here now! I'd just turn around and go... no-"

"MY DEAR SWEET JESSICA!!"

"NOZZERS!! I LOVE YOU!!"

Tar Dar!! I luv Jess in this one... aw bless! REVIEW!! XX