A/N: Hello guys! I'm back! I know you have been waiting for the Part 2 to the cliffhanger...
Also, I would like to thank my new Beta Reader QUEENSPELLER67, she has helped me fix so many errors in this chapter so far, and if she was in my last chapter, it would of been a lot better too. I really appreciate the effort she is putting in to help me become a better writer.
Without further ado, lets try again!
"Well, despite the interruption, I'll go ahead and announce who is going! Arceus said. She pulled out a list and said. "I have decided that... the list of legendaries that will go will be decided by whether I enjoyed your company for the last 100 years. Whoever I say goes, no questions asked. If you didn't get on my bad side for all this time, I will put you on this road-trip because 'awesome' Mr. AuraWielder decided to torture me by letting readers pick who comes to kill me on the last trip. At least this time I get to pick and there can't be anything wrong... No arguing, no killing each other, and no torturing me. Right?" she thought to herself.
"First, we have Giratina, Palkia, and Dialga! You guys have a pretty great friendship right?" Arceus smiled sweetly towards the three, who were sitting in the opposite sides of the hall. Dialga looked at Arceus with horror, while Palkia and Giratina shared glances and smiles. He and Palkia took any chance they got to bully their sister when they were younger, but that changed a little. Giratina was now nicer, and never wanted to really hurt Dialga too much but liked to play rough with her, but Palkia hadn't changed. He really liked to bully her in any way possible, even though he was older now. They weren't going to let a opportunity like this pass by them without taking advantage of it.
"Please don't torture me like this... Don't put me on the same trip as Palkia and Giratina! Please be lying, mother..." thought Dialga. Little did she know that Palkia was already planning ways to torture and bully her.
"Next, we have Zekrom and Reshiram! I know for a FACT that you 2 are in love. Don't try to deny it." Arceus looked at the 2, who were already hugging, jumping, and squealing in joy of being able to spend more time together in somewhere other than the Hall of Origin.
"Yay! I really love spending time with you, Reshi! This trip is going to be lots of fun!" Zekrom said happily. Reshiram smiled back and hugged him harder.
"Oh no... Please don't put me on this trip, whatever you do mother... It will be absolute hell for me if you do... Zekrom is going to eat me alive!" Lugia thought desperately. He still remembered that he still had a bounty on his head for getting on Zekrom's 'hit list'. Zekrom made one after reading the last fanfic and seeing Shaymin's great idea.
"Calm down!" shouted Groudon. He was annoyed with them and was waiting to hear his name on the list.
"Get a room, lovebirds!" shouted Ho-Oh. He loved annoying anyone at any chance he got.
"Calm down eveyone!" Arceus shouted. She waited a moment for the chatting to die down. "Next, we have Entei, Raikou, and Suicune! I heard you 3 have a love-hate relationship, am I correct?" she looked at the trio, who were already glaring at each other competitively. The trio were nice and watched out for each other, but they were really competitive and always wanted to see who was better. Suicune paid attention to Arceus's question and nodded.
"Alright. Glad to know I'm right. Next, we have Raquaza, Kyogre, and-"
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Groudon shouted in happiness. He started dancing on the spot.
"Scratch that. I changed my mind. Groudon doesn't get to go." Arceus said. Groudon stopped dancing and stared at her with his jaw to the floor. "Don't give me that look, I just remembered that you helped Mr. AuraWielder torture me on the last fanfic."
"Me?! No way! I didn't do anything at all! The only thing I did was..." Groudon stopped and thought. "Oh yeah! I only gave Shaymin government missiles! And speaking of Shaymin, where is that noisy puffball? I was wondering why it was so quiet here."
Everyone stared at Groudon. Shouts of "Where did you see the author?" "Was AuraWielder nice?" and "Why did you give Shaymin government missiles?" were heard around the crowd.
"Groudon, number 1, giving Shaymin government missiles was a horrible idea. Think about the outcome if she hadn't forgotten about it! And number 2, the question is irrelevant, but she was about to murder Raquaza and Latias until the legendary brave AuraWielder stepped in and saved them and trapped Shaymin in a fourth-dimensional vortex for a long time. It was a true sight to see." Arceus looked like she was dreaming her memories.
*Cue the spotlight on Groudon and sad music starts.* "Why me again?! Why?! Why do Kyogre and Raquaza get to go again, but not me?!" Groudon started crying in the corner. He was devastated that he had to stay in the Hall of Origin again while the others were out having fun. He remembered something and stopped crying for a moment.
"Wait a moment here... I see a flaw in your plan Arceus. Why is Kyogre on this trip?"
Arceus froze. She entirely forgot about it through all of her stress and recent events. "Well... I take that back. Kyogre doesn't get to go. She humiliated me in front of thousands of people! How could I forget about that? Kyogre, you aren't coming with us." Kyogre's spirit dropped like a rock.
"Please mother? I'm sorry! I'll never do something like that again, I wasn't thinking at the time and was blinded by my anger!" she pleaded.
Mew raised her hand. "Ooh ooh ooh! I have something important to say!" she said while jumping around. (Wait, she is already in the air...)
"What is it Mew? Please do explain your... important thing to say..." she replied, wondering if it was worthy of interrupting Kyogre's pleas for a second chance.
"You said that whoever you said gets to go, no questions asked! So since you said her name, I get to go! Remember the first line in this chapter?" she replied.
"No way... Lemme go check." she looked up in the fanfic. (Arceus breaks the fourth wall!) She found the sentence Mew described and sighed. "Alright Mew, you win this time. I'll take her along, but only this time." She turned to Kyogre. "Kyogre, I'll forgive you this time, but you better not do something like that again, or you will regret it. A LOT. I mean it."
"Yay! I promise I'll be good." Kyogre replied happily.
"Does this mean I have a chance to be included too? I really wanna go, I'm going to have major boredom issues." Groudon said in hopes for a second chance like Kyogre.
"Nope! Sorry! Not COOL enough!" Kyogre taunted.
"Like she was saying, sorry, no. This trip is already going to be torture and... with you... no insults needed." Arceus said. Groudon was very offended, but he backed out, realizing that he didn't get a second chance. Many heard a quiet, F*** this... from him.
Arceus heard it, but ignored it."Oh yeah! Back on topic, next, we have... Mew! Wait a moment here... when did I put YOU on the list?!" she questioned. Mew started to giggle.
"You didn't! I put myself on the list!" she replied. "But you said that whoever you said gets to go, no questions asked! So since you said my name, I get to go!" She giggled more.
"Wait... Did I just fall for this AGAIN?! No way! I don't believe it! You crazy legendaries and all your tactics! Sigh... sometimes I wish I had the power to choose the personalities of my children..." She sighed. "Fine. You be like that. I'll also take you along, but you have to be good or I'll send you home. Okay? How bad could my trip turn out? This isn't going to be the trip that everyone was going to enjoy, will it even be a good trip anymore?" she wondered.
"Okay, now last but not least, we have..." Arceus paused for a dramatic effect. Some of the legendaries who had not been called began to get nervous.
"CALL IT OUT ALREADY!" nearly everyone screamed.
"Alright alright alright! I get it! Last but not least, we have... wait a second..." Everyone facepalmed/facepawed/faceclawed.(Can they even reach their face?) "Oh yeah, it was a question! Lugia... you are on the trip for sure, but do you mind if I ask you an important question?"
"Yeahhh! Another chance to improve my rapping skills!" Lucia shouted in excitement. It took a moment for him to calm down and remember something. "Oh gosh. Hell confirmed. I'm dead for sure. Zekrom is coming too." he thought. He renembered that Arceus asked him a question. "Oh, and yes, you may ask me a question." Lugia replied once he got over his excitement/fear of being on another trip, but with Zekrom.
"Hehe... Lugia is TOAST next chance I see him... and there isn't ANY chance he's getting out of this camping trip alive... I'll consider this revenge for what he did to Reshi..." Zekrom thought. He started to think up of many ways to torture Lugia and kill him the slowest way possible.
"Alright then, do you think Ho-Oh should go? I was kind of wondering... I feel kind of bad for leaving him out on the last trip and if I take you again and leave him out, he might get really depressed or something... What do you think?" she questioned. Ho-Oh's face lit up in delight at him being mentioned.
"Hmmmm, now that you bring up that topic... I personally think he shouldn't go because he will take advantage of it to annoy everyone, and you said that you wanted a peaceful trip to kill boredom, right?" Lugia said. Ho-Oh's face fell in sadness.
"Oh please let me go! I won't annoy anyone! I mean, I can't promise this, but I'll try! Please give me another chance! Please?" Ho-Oh begged and put on his Lillipup eyes.
"Lugia, I think we should give him another chance! I mean, who can resist those cute eyes? Plus, he says that he won't annoy anyone anymore! I think it sounds like a good deal, if you ask me." Arceus said, completely falling for the Lillipup eyes.
"I still think no. Can't you see he is trying to fool you into letting him go along to annoy you? I can't believe you fell for it." Lugia said, clearly disappointed with her.
"Whatever. He is going and that's final." Arceus declared. It couldn't be that bad, and he seemed like he really meant his apology. "Now that that's over, sorry for those of you who didn't make it to my list, you should of considered the consequences of being on my bad side." Arceus said, pausing. "Now those of you who made it, you have one hour to pack. Meet me by the van when you finish packing, and keep in mind that we will be doing this camping trip mostly in human form, for safety purposes and for fun purposes," Arceus continued.
A/N: Hello! I finally finished my second chapter. I kind of just realized something. Lugia raps. LUGIA. FREAKING. RAPS. I don't have any rapping skills, I've never listened to rap, and I don't know anything about rap. I'm screwed... Anyways... Like always, like, comment, and point out anything that me or my Beta Reader might of missed!
Also, I'd like to give credit to AuraWielder for the idea of Lugia rapping. It was very creative and original.
Another A/N: I messed up so much... Please reread it, as I did some major editing to prevent this story from being cancelled.
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