A/N: Hello! I'm back into the fray and here for more. Sorry if I took a while, I was busy studying for finals, and I don't intend to ruin my reputation as a straight A student. Another reason I took so long is because I realized that my chapters were way too short and lacked quality because I made 2 chapters in 4 days, so I decided to try for a longer chapter with better quality.
Again, I would like to thank my Beta Reader QUEENSPELLER67, she has done loads for me already!
Another A/N: I realized that I made a huge mistake. Kyogre is included in this fanfic, but she humiliated Arceus in the last one. I made a poll to decide what to do, and it resulted in Kyogre being forgiven by Arceus. I made a major edit to the last chapter, so if you have been waiting for this chapter, please, before you read this chapter in a hurry, reread the last one. I'm sorry.
With nothing much more to say, lets try again!
Everyone scattered as they headed towards their rooms to pack or be bored. Arceus started packing all the major necessities such as magical tents that were small but were huge inside, food, and an infinite source of fresh water, and then she started to think about what to pack for her own personal needs. She was aware that this fanfiction was seperate from the last one in which she was tortured. "Hmmmm, I wonder if this still works in this fanfic..." she thought. "Hello? Author? Are you here? Can you hear me?" she asked.
"HELLO ARCEUS! YES, I'M HERE AND YES, I CAN HEAR YOU. WHAT DO YOU NEED?"
"Oh hey! You're here! Okay, so I can't seem to figure out what I want to bring on this camping trip! I've never been on one before! What do normal people usually bring on one of these?" the goddess asked.
"WELL, FIRST OFF, YOU AREN'T A NORMAL PERSON. YOU ARE A LEGENDARY POKEMON. YOU LEGENDARIES BRING DIFFERENT THINGS THAN NORMAL PEOPLE DO. AND SECONDLY, I-"
"Hey! We decided to do this trip in human form, it'll be more fun! That's why I asked! I always put thought into things!" Arceus pouted.
"FINE. YOU INTERRUPTED ME. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THAT'S RUDE? AS I WAS SAYING... I'M ON THE SAME LEVEL AS YOU. I'VE NEVER BEEN ON ONE EITHER."
"Well, AuraWielder had something called... Wikipedia... I believe it was called. Do you have that too?"
"OH YEAH, I FORGOT THAT EXISTED. THANK YOU. I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND..." *Goes to Wikipedia for 5 minutes, trying to imitate AuraWielder*
"ALRIGHT. I'M BACK."
"Yeah, I've been waiting." said an annoyed Arceus.
"HMMM... I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU SHOW ME A LOT LESS RESPECT. WHY IS THAT?"
"Well, for a couple of reasons. Number 1, AuraWielder is much cooler than you. Number 2, AuraWielder is older than you, meaning he deserves more respect than you. And finally, number 3. AuraWielder liked to torture us, but he was a nice guy. Your voice and sass makes me already think you are just plain mean." said Arceus.
"...I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. I REALIZE EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS TRUE. I'LL TRY TO BE NICER THOUGH. I GET THE GENES OF BEING MEAN AND ANNOYING FROM MY PARENTS. BACK ON TOPIC THOUGH, I FOUND THAT NORMAL PEOPLE USUALLY BRING CLOTHES, FIREWOOD, A LARGE BACKPACK, A MULTI-TOOL OR KNIFE, A GPS SYSTEM, AND MANY OTHER THINGS THAT I'M TOO LAZY TO SAY."
"Hmm... Thank you. Anything else?" she paused. "Oh, and by the way, I trust you will watch over the others as they pack and if they need helping, you will help them too. Also, tell them I have the group necessities." she continued.
"WHO ARE YOU TO COMMAND ME, LLAMA?!"
"I am Arceus! I command whoever I want!" she said.
"FINE. BE THAT WAY."
"You never answered my question. Do I need to bring anything else?"
"..."
"Oh dear... This author does what AuraWielder does... I believe he is gone. Oh well, time to start packing." she thought.
Giratina, Palkia, and Dialga's room
Giratina, Palkia, and Dialga shared a room. It was a complete hellhole for Dialga, and she tried to get out as much as she could to be away from her brothers who bullied her 24/7. This time though, their reunion in their room was inevitable.
"So Giratina, what do you think we should pack?" Palkia asked. He had already gotten a large backpack out and started looking at the pockets inside to clean out anything from his last trip.
"Hmm... I think people bring things like... Knives, clothes, flashlights, and sleeping bags, but I'll bet that Arceus has covered the main things like a tent and food for us. All that you need to bring are personal items." Giratina said nicely. "Dialga, do you need help packing?" he asked.
"Why are you being so nice to me all of a sudden? You were always mean to me when we were little." Dialga said.
"Well, I'm older now, and I realize that bullying you was wrong. I'll be nicer from here on out, alright?" Giratina responded.
"Umm..." It took her a moment to comprehend what she just thought she heard. Then she realized what it meant. "Thank you! I always thought you would come to your senses! I knew you were a nice Pokemon inside!" she happily improvised on the spot, not really knowing what to say.
"Well then, do you need help packing? I'm happy to help, if you need it." he said nicely.
"Nah, but thanks for the offer. I think I can have my packing under control." Dialga was genuinely happy that one of her brothers was nicer. "Maybe this trip won't be so bad after all." she thought.
"AWWW, THIS LOVE SCENE IS SO GOOD. I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY."
"Oh hey AuraWielder! Long time no see! What's been up recently?" Giratina asked while the other 2 were looking around, very confused.(Add 1 to the tally list)
"OH, NOTHING MUCH. OH AND BY THE WAY, BEFORE YOU ASK ABOUT-
"Hey Aura, what's with your voice today? It seems a little... off today. Are you sick?
"... I WAS JUST GETTING TO THAT. I'M NOT AURA. I DON'T DESERVE TO BE CALLED AURA EITHER. I'M JUST A LOW-LIFE MORTAL WHO LIKES TO MAKE FANFICTIONS. I'M KITTY. KITTYKATTMEOWIN FOR LONG, BUT JUST CALL ME KITTY. I'M HERE TO SAY HI. I'M BORED."
"Sorry for interrupting your sentence, Kitty. Hi. I'm busy packing. Do you mind checking my bag to see if I missed anything?" He asked casually.
"NOT A PROBLEM!"
*Backpack magically opens and stuff can be heard moving around inside.*
"NOPE, I THINK YOU GOT EVERYTHING. YOU'RE ALL SET. YOU CAN GO BOTHER DIALGA NOW."
"Hey bro, who are you talking to? The air?" Palkia teased.
"Naw, you definitely heard our conversation. Don't deny it, you love eavesdropping."
"Aww, fine. Hi author! Happy to meet you!"
"HI. ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, NOT HAPPY TO MEET YOU?"
"It's the same thing to me. I'm busy packing, please leave me alone for now."
"HEY, IT MATTERS TO ME. I'M WRITING THIS THING. AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THE CONVERSATION, NOT ME. OH, AND FINE, I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE."
Palkia and Dialga continued packing while Giratina happily watched them.
Zekrom and Reshiram's room
Zekrom was absolutely thrilled at the thought of camping with Reshiram. The duo held claws while walking to their room. "So Reshi, what do you think we should do during this trip? It'll be a great trip where we can spend our time together!" Zekrom said happily.
"Well Zek, I dunno. I think we usually follow the rest of the group and do fun things like hiking on mountains and roast marshmallows and stuff like that." she replied.
"Ohhh, see, this is why I love you. You always think so much faster and better than me. I'm glad I chose a girlfriend that was smart." he replied. Reshiram blushed slightly.
"So, let's start packing! I believe we only need to bring our personal items, like clothes, First Aid kits, and things like that." Zekrom suggested.
"I on the other hand, have to pack more... extensively..." he thought as he started sneaking in some Lugia torturing essentials into his secret compartment of his backpack, completely oblivious to Reshiram watching him.
"Uhh... Zek? What are those for?" asked Reshiram, pointing to the chainsaw, large knife, matches, firewood, ropes, and other torturing materials he was stashing away into his backpack that was magically compacted to be a regular backpack size, but could fit in leage items in it.
Zekrom smiled. "Absolutely nothing that you need to know, Reshi. Just focus on packing, alright love?" Reshiram nodded and continued to pack.
"HEY. WHAT'S UP YOU TWO?"
Zekrom and Reshiram looked around for the magical voice. (Add a tally to the list) They were very confused when they couldn't find it.
"I'M THE AUTHOR. YOU CAN'T FIND ME BECAUSE I'M IN GEORGIA AND YOU GUYS ARE IN THE HALL OF ORIGIN. I WAS BORED SO I DECIDED TO TALK TO MY FAVORITE LEGENDARIES, SO HEY."
"Really? Are you the REAL author? As in AuraWielder? Oh my gosh! I've heard so many stories about you! You are the coolest person ever!" Zekrom said with excitement in his voice.
"WELL, I WISH I WAS AURAWIELDER. HE IS GONE NOW. I'M KITTYKATTMEOWIN. YOU CAN JUST CALL ME KITTY. SINCE AURAWIELDER IS GONE NOW, YOU ARE LIVING IN A HORRIBLE FANFICTION WHERE NO VIEWERS ARE HERE TO STARE AT YOUR EXISTENCE, BUT IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME. I LOVE YOU BOTH, AS YOU ARE THE COOLEST LEGENDARIES AROUND."
"Oh... Well... I thought you were AuraWielder for a moment there. Sorry! Well, at least I have fans out there. I thought everyone was into the others like Palkia and Dialga. Glad to know someone out there likes me." he said.
"Zek, are you done packing yet?" Reshiram asked. "You've been wasting your time talking to the author while I've been packing. I'm glad that he likes us too, but we have an hour to pack everything! You better speed pack starting now or else you won't make it to the van in time! If you do make it in time, you might forget something if you are busy talking to the author!" Reshiram said in a commanding tone.
"Alright! Geez, stop lecturing me! I understand, I'll start packing starting now!" he replied. He started packing various items into his large black backpack.
Entei, Raikou, and Suicune's room
Entei, Raikou, and Suicune were busy trying to figure out what to pack. They had spent 5 minutes trying to brainstorm what they needed to bring onto the trip, but they couldn't do it.
"I've got it! I think we need clothes..." Entei said thoughtfully.
"Duh, if we are going on a trip, think we need clothes? And Arceus said it would be mostly in human form too! No, we definitely don't need clothes." Raikou said sarcastically. He rolled his eyes.
"Oh yeah, that was a little obvious..." Entei said. Suicune glared at them both.
"Can't you guys be quieter? I'm trying to think here." Suicune said.
5 minutes later...
"I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE. YOU GUYS ARE SO PATHETIC. IF YOU CAN'T THINK OF IT, GO ASK SOMEONE!"
They looked around for the magical voice. (Add another tally to the list) They couldn't find it, leading to a lot of confusion.
"Well, sorry whoever you are, but we are busy trying to see who can figure it out first, if you must know." Suicune said, clearly annoyed.
"SIGH... WHY DOES NO ONE SHOW ME ANY RESPECT? I'LL GO ASK AURAWIELDER WHAT MAGIC HE USES TO GET EVERYONE'S RESPECT LATER. I'M THE FREAKING AUTHOR, SUICUNE. YOU THREE ARE WASTING SO MUCH TIME RIGHT NOW, YOU HAVE 50 MINUTES LEFT TO PACK. IF I WASN'T ABOUT TO COME AND TELL YOU WHAT TO BRING, YOU WOULD STAY HERE THE WHOLE HOUR AND MISS THE TRIP."
"Oh my gosh! Sorry author. Please do tell us what to bring. We would appreciate it a lot if you did." Suicune said politely.
"THERE THERE, THAT'S THE SUICUNE I THOUGHT I KNEW. WELL THEN, YOU NEED TO BRING... SNAP OUT OF IT YOU TWO! STOP THINKING ALREADY!"
Entei and Raikou had fallen asleep, as they didn't have the greatest attention-span and got bored of thinking. They woke up with a jolt.
"Huh? Oh! I just remembered! I think we need clothes on this trip!" Entei said, resulting in the other 2 rolling around on the ground in laughter. "Huh? Why are you two laughing? Did I say something wrong?" The 2 were laughing too much to answer.
"...15 MINUTES HAVE PASSED. YOU HAVE 45 TO PACK, PROBABLY 40 ONCE I'M DONE EXPLAINING AND YOU THREE ARE DONE CHATTING."
"Wait, what are you going to tell us?" questioned Raikou.
"SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU WILL HAVE 40 MINUTES TO PACK. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT TO PACK. YOU NEED CLOTHES, A FLASHLIGHT, AND PERSONAL ITEMS. ARCEUS IS BRINGING THE GROUP NECESSITIES SUCH AS FOOD AND TENTS."
"Thank you so much author!" Suicune said as she started to pack. The 3 started a packing contest to see who could pack the fastest.
Lugia and Ho-Oh's room
Lugia and Ho-Oh made their way back to their room. They weren't exactly... friends... you could say. They kinda disliked each other. In fact, they HATED each other. For Lugia, Arceus bringing Ho-Oh along was horrifying. He thought that Zekrom going on the trip was already bad enough, but add Ho-Oh? It was going to be absolute hell for him. He didn't understand why Arceus liked Ho-Oh so much. He was annoying, always in other people's faces, and always trying to be better than everyone else. It was probably due to the fact that he never showed his bad side around Ho-Oh. It was a pretty smart decision.
"Author, please have mercy on me in this fanfic. Please? Are you still even here to help me?" Lugia pleaded.
"Who are you talking to? Are you crazy? There's no one here except for you and me." Ho-Oh said smugly.
"I believe that the author will save me. Maybe AuraWielder is back with mercy for me." Lugia replied.
"I don't believe in authors. They're dumb. I don't think they exist, only in fairy tales." Ho-Oh said.
"REALLY? AWWW, ANOTHER PERSON HAS DISRESPECT FOR ME. I'M SORT OF GETTING USED TO THIS NOW."
"AUTHOR! So you are here to help me! Wait, why is your voice slightly... off today? That doesn't matter, just please use your powers to kill Ho-Oh and Zekrom or something!" Lugia shouted in delight.
"Whoa! No way... Authors don't exist! I don't believe it! I'm dreaming right? Pinch me, Lugia," Ho-Oh said in disbelief.
"Happily!" Lugia said. He charged up a Aeroblast and released it.
"Owww!" That hurt! What was that for?!" Ho-Oh asked.
"You said pinch me!" exclaimed Lugia.
"Aeroblast is not the same as pinching, alright?" Ho-Oh said.
"...YOU TWO DO REALIZE THAT I'M STILL HERE, RIGHT?"
"Oh yeah! I forgot! Sorry AuraWielder!...Hmmmm, something is definitely off about your voice today..." Lugia thought about it. "Is it possible that this is a different author?"
"CORRECT! I'M AURAWIELDER'S HAPPY FAN. THIS IS BASICALLY A FANFANFICTION NOW. A FANFICTION MADE BY A FAN OF A FANFICTION AND AUTHOR. YOU MAY CALL ME KITTY. QUEEN AND I ARE HERE TO TORTURE YOU FOR THE NEXT THOUSAND CHAPTERS. YOU STILL NEED TO PACK, BY THE WAY."
"Oh yeah! Let's do that." Lugia grabbed a large backpack and looked inside. "By the way, who's Queen?" He asked.
"MY BETA, BUT THAT'S IRRELEVANT."
"Oh." Lugia replied. He walked around his room. "Right... And exactly what do we bring on a camping trip?"
"Good question! What do we bring?" Ho-Oh asked.
"WELL, YOU BRING A-"
"I wasn't asking you, author!" Ho-Oh said, obviously annoyed.
"Kitty, please excuse his rudeness. He doesn't believe in you. Please continue," Lugia said politely.
"YEAH, I KINDA NOTICED. FINALLY SOMEONE GIVES ME SOME RESPECT. YOU REALIZE I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE YOUR FUTURE BRIGHTER SO DISRESPECTING ME IS NOT A GOOD OPTION. MANY OTHERS HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN THAT PATH. THEIR FUTURES LOOK GRIM, DIALGA WILL TELL ME SO HERSELF. HOLD ON A MOMENT."
*Author whispers to Dialga in her room, "Psst! Hey! How do their futures look?" Dialga takes a second.
"Very grim, Kitty." she whispers back. Returns to Lugia.*
"I HAVE PROOF. ASK DIALGA IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. BACK ON TRACK, YOU ONLY NEED TO BRING PERSONAL ITEMS. ARCEUS HAS ALL THE GROUP NECESSITIES SUCH AS A TENT AND FOOD, AND YOU GUYS NEED TO BRING PERSONAL ITEMS AND EQUIPMENT."
"Thank you Kitty! I'll start packing now!" Lugia replied. Ho-Oh just quietly started packing because he was listening to the author.
Mew's room
Mew was in her room, already packing due to the fact that she could teleport.
"Hmmm...I wonder what I need to bring." she wondered. "I really don't know! Who would I ask for help? Lugia? Suicune? Darkrai? Wait no, he isn't going on the trip. Uhhh... hey! I've got it! HEY! AURAWIELDER! CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO?"
"WHAT? I WAS TAKING MY SMALL BREAK TO PLAY SSB4, I JUST BOUGHT MEWTWO. WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Wait... You bought my son? How does that work? Can you even do that? How expensive was he? Was he cool? Can I talk to him?" Mew asked.
"NO. I'M TOO LAZY TO EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW. WAIT. CRAP! THAT'S NOT WHAT AURAWIELDER WOULD OF SAID..."
"Wait what? AuraWielder? Why is your voice wierd today? Are you sick? Do you have Ebola?" Mew asked.
"I'M NOT PAID ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO YOU MEW. JUST PACK YOUR PERSONAL NEEDS. I STILL WANT TO GO PLAY SSB4."
*Author gets out his NN3DSXL and starts playing SSB4 solo. He doesn't have a life or any friends.*
"Alright. Personal needs. Let's see... CANDY, CANDY, CANDY, CANDY, CANDY, AND MORE CANDY! Oh, and some clothes too. This trip is going to be loads of fun!" she said as she dumped in everything she needed for the trip.
Kyogre, Groudon, and Rayquaza's room
The 3 were in the room together, 2 of them grabbing backpacks, and the other one crying.
"This is so unfair! Why do you guys get to go again! I want to go too!" Groudon rolled around in his bed, crying. Rayquaza took this chance to get his new iPhone 6 Plus and record him crying, and then posted it to Facebook. He felt weird and awkward silently recording it.
"Why is my life so... quiet all of a sudden? I feel like some type of... excitement is missing." he thought. Then he realized something. "Where's Latias?" All of a sudden, he panicked. "That's why! I'm missing Latias, and she isn't coming on the trip, either! Oh crap, this trip is going to be so boring." He was sad after the thought.
"What's up Raquaza? Why are you so sad all of a sudden?" Kyogre asked curiously.
"Nothing, just remembered something not that important and not all that depressing. I believe that I'll be fine after some time." he replied.
"I think we need to start packing now, or we'll miss the van." Kyogre paused. "What do we need to pack again?" she asked.
"Huh... I've never been on a camping trip before, what are you supposed to bring?" he asked back.
"I dunno, do you?"
"No clue. Groudon, you got any idea?"
"Nope. Actually, yep but I'm not telling." He wanted any chance for them to miss the van.
"THIS IS SO PATHETIC. JUST ASK SOMEONE THAT DOES KNOW!"
"Aura? Hi! I missed you for the few days where you weren't here! What's up?" Rayquaza asked.
"I GIVE UP ON THIS IDENTITY. I'M NOT BLAMING ANYONE FOR CALLING ME AURA, BUT I'M NOT THE DEITY YOU SPEAK OF. I'M KITTYKATTMEOWIN, A.K.A KITTY. HI. I'M YOUR TEMPORARY AUTHOR, TAKING THE PLACE OF AURAWIELDER. MY JOB TODAY IS TO TELL YOU WHAT TO BRING."
"Great! We were kind of just discussing that!" Kyogre said.
"SIGH... THIS IS GETTING REPETITIVE. YEAH, I NOTICED THAT YOU WERE DISCUSSING THAT. ALL THE THINGS YOU NEED TO BRING ARE YOUR PERSONAL ITEMS AND EQUIPMENT. ARCEUS HAS THE GROUP NECESSITIES SUCH AS A TENT AND FOOD, BUT YOU NEED TO BRING CLOTHES AND THINGS LIKE THAT. GOT THAT?"
"Thanks Kitty!" Rayquaza said happily.
"Dammit! My plot didn't last for long." Groudon thought.
The 2 that were going on the trip started packing their necessities while Groudon continued crying.
One hour later...
Once everyone packed up, they met by the entrance. Arceus stood by the doorway.
"Everyone packed and ready?" she asked. Cheers of agreement followed. "Then let's go!" she said.
She lead the group of legendaries outside, and they found the van. It was one of those large vans that had house-like qualities in them. It had a bathroom which had a shower, bathtub, toilet, and sink, many large beds, windows, a TV, electrical outlets, and Wi-Fi installed inside the van, and nearly anything you can think of in a house.
All the legendaries got in the van and went to go claim beds and storage areas. They all chose areas that were close to their siblings/rivals out of instinct, and they explored the van while others entered. None of them had ever been in the new van before, but they knew where it was because Arceus had made one a few years back, but they never got to use it or go inside it. They let their excitement loose as they explored the new area that they were going to stay in for a while until Arceus entered last.
"Alright everyone, according to this GPS, this will be a 24 hour trip, not including traffic. I also don't have any clue how to use this thing, so please, don't be rude when I inevitably get lost." Arceus said while walking to the driver's room and unpacked. The driver had their own room to the side of the driver's seat. She headed into the room and unpacked.
"Uhh, Mom?" Palkia started.
"Yes?"
"Since when did you start using a GPS? Don't you have a mind map of the whole world? Why would you need a GPS?"
"Because we are going to do this trip in HUMAN form! It wouldn't be as much fun if we get to fly around and stuff. Humans seem to have loads of fun on camping trips, and that's what we'll do."
"Wow mom, you seem really into this trip. What's up with you today?"
"This trip seems like it couldn't go wrong! It'll be great, unlike the last one."
Palkia sighed. This was going to be a long and hard trip. He didn't know if he was going to survive it.
"Right. Everyone! Your attention please?" Arceus yelled over the chattering of the legendaries. They stopped and looked at her. "Okay, I am going to start driving now, please don't blow up the van and we will be fine." The goddess sat in the driver's seat and started up the van. Everyone went to their personal areas and continued to unpack.
A/N: Hi people! Again, I'm sorry for the delay, I was studying for finals and was trying to make a longer chapter, but its summer now, and I'll be able to write more! I'll still be trying to make longer chapters, so wait for my next one and please have patience. I thank those of you who had the patience to wait for this chapter, I really appreciate it.
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