A/N: Hi dear readers! If you're reading this, then you still seem to love me. I am so sorry for the long wait for the upload, I went to lots of fun camps that didn't have freaking INTERNET so I couldn't write, read some FanFictions that were amazingly long and good such as Latias' Journey, got addicted to Terraria PC, and then I realized that there were readers out there waiting for a chapter. So here I am, and ready to write more! If I make a mistake, I'll just blame it on me being a newbie. Don't forget I'm still new!
Again, I would like to thank QUEENSPELLER67, she has really helped me get through! By the time you read this, she will of fixed a million mistakes, so most of what you see had errors, but was fixed by the goddess that goes by the name of QUEENSPELLER67.
Without further ado, Chapter 4 awaits!

Once everyone finished unpacking the things they would be needing for the night, they wanted to explore the van, but Arceus had other ideas. She stomped twice for attention.

"Everyone, we're going to be using human form on this trip, so start now!" announced the goddess. Everyone nodded and changed into human form.

Arceus, Giratina, Lugia, Mew, Kyogre, and Rayquaza changed into their usual human form and watched as they saw their friends/distant siblings' human forms for their first time. (Because I'm too lazy to explain their appearance... Thank you AuraWielder)

Palkia concentrated, and for the first time in his life, he started to glow with the power of form changing. (Or shape-shifting, whatever you want to call it) His new form gave him attractive white hair and made him appear around his mid-30s. Weird, but not too out of the ordinary compared to the others.

Dialga went next, and she had light blue hair that was in a ponytail, and she had a nice blue and gray dress that wasn't very revealing. Her appearance made her look shy and timid. She was around Palkia's age.

Ho-Oh went next. He had gold hair and was a youngster who liked to cause trouble. He was short for his age, had a gold mohawk, and liked to wear red and white clothing with the occasional green. He also liked wearing a rainbow necklace. His age of his human form was very different from his normal form. He looked like he was around 15, while he was actually...

"Don't you dare say my age, author!" Ho-oh shouted. Arceus slapped him.

"What did I say about breaking the fourth wall?" she asked. "If I remember correctly, I told you to never break the fourth wall when you were born 526,965 years ago."

"MOM! Why?! Sigh... I thought my age would stay a secret forever." he replied sadly.

"Wait," Lugia started to ask. "If you can remember that, why couldn't you remember that you said that whoever you said gets to go on the trip?" he continued.

"Uhhh... I guess I just forgot. Even goddesses mess up sometimes." she replied. She decided it would be a good time to leave and start up the van.

"Guys? I still have to change form and you're taking the word count?" Zekrom asked.

"Fine. Go change. We don't care." Ho-Oh said. Zekrom looked hurt.

"HEY! DON'T HURT HIS FEELINGS. BE GONE WITH YOU. DON'T BOTHER HIM WHILE HE'S CHANGING FORM. IT'S MY FAVORITE PART." *Grabs popcorn*

"Thank you author!" he said happily. He started to glow and change slowly. Once it was done, he had regular black hair and lots of black clothing. He was in his mid-20s. Still a teenager at heart, he liked to stay up and have fun.

"I like the black!" said Giratina. Zekrom smiled.

"What's with the favoritism, author?" Ho-Oh asked angrily.

"DON'T BULLY HIM. YOU'LL REGRET IT."

"Don't believe you!" he taunted. Suddenly, a force of pink energy surrounded Ho-Oh, choking him. After about 3 seconds, the mighty author let him go.

"DO YOU STILL WANT TO TRY MORE?"

"No..." He regained his breath slowly. Everyone thought that that was what he deserved, not feeling a bit sorry for him or even bothering to help him. "How did you do that? I thought that was mother's thingy-

"Yep!" said a voice in the front seat.

"I ASKED HER FOR PERMISSION. I'M ON HER GOOD SIDE NOW."

"Not entirely yet, author!" she yelled.

"JUST REMEMBER HO-OH, I'M ALWAYS WATCHING YOU."

"That's creepy!" he exclaimed.

Reshiram was waiting patiently, not saying anything to interrupt the great and mighty author. Once the talking died down, she went next. She stepped forwards gracefully and changed. Her new form gave her... yep, you guessed it. White hair and white clothes. She walked with grace and always showed respect. Everyone had some admiration for her. Her white hair stood out a lot. Not in a bad way, but because it was beautiful. It flowed in the wind and always looked great.

Entei, Raikou, and Suicune started fighting to see who would go first. Eventually, Suicune won and stepped forwards casually, not caring that her brothers were on the floor and beaten up. She changed into a teen who had flowing light blue hair, in a style similar to Reshiram's hair. She had a pretty light blue dress on, and looked nice.

Once Entei recovered, he changed. He was around the same age as Suicune, and he had red hair that stood out and a casual brown t-shirt and shorts.

Raikou went next. His new form gave him... light purple hair that was unusually long for a boy, a regular white scarf that he never took off, even though it was possible and many called it an achievement if they could get him to take it off, and bright yellow clothing. As if he wasn't weird enough, he had a blue mustache too! (Don't believe me? Look up a picture of Raikou, then you will.)

Once they had all changed into human form, they scattered off in small groups of friends and siblings. Some went to the window to see the Hall of Origin what could possibly be the last time in their life, some went to discover the channels on the TV, and some simply fell asleep. They all kept quiet for a while, minding their own business. It was a little after noon, which was when they left their home.

Several hours later...

"I'M BORED!" shouted Mew, causing everyone to jump. It had been near silent with everyone minding their own business before Mew decided to break the silence.

"What do you want now, Mew?" Kyogre asked nicely.

Mew was bouncing around on the walls. "I need more candy. I already ran out! Do any of you coincidentally have a huge storage of candy I could borrow? I really need it!" said Mew, who was still bouncing. The ones who heard her shook their heads. "Aww... How am I going to survive this trip?" she asked sadly.

"You could always start a healthy diet." suggested Rayquaza.

"NO!" she screamed. "I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER IN MY LIFE EVER EVER STOP EATING CANDY!"

"Mew... I think you've had enough candy for the day." Dialga said. She had been trying to solve a Sudoku puzzle, only to miserably fail, until Mew decided to break the silence. Mew ignored her and continued to bounce off the walls. Once Dialga hit the point of no return in failure on Sudoku, she blamed it on Mew for distracting her. Once again, Mew ignored it. "This is way too noisy. Maybe I'll be able to solve this goddamn puzzle if I can just concentrate. I should move to the library, but there are lovebirds and nerds in that room! I don't want to catch the plague..." Just then, Mew incorrectly calculated where she was going to land when she was bouncing, and she landed on Dialga. Mew didn't really care, she just used Dialga as a launching pad. That was the last straw for Dialga. "I'M MOVING TO THE LIBRARY!" she yelled.

"You guys are too loud! What's going on back there?!" yelled Arceus from the driver's seat.

"Uhh... Nothing!" Giratina quickly replied.

"That's good to hear!" she yelled. "I sure do hope nothing bad happens on this trip, I intend to have our wedding out in the woods somewhere. How I'll get the preparations for it I'll never know. I'll figure it out when I need to, but for now I need to concentrate on the road." she thought. There were many reasons as to why she couldn't be distracted. She had never driven a car before, she wasn't too familiar with her human form, and it was a VAN. A freaking VAN. Talk about driving a car, her first driving experience had to be with a VAN.

Meanwhile in the back, Raquaza had somehow gotten Mew to calm down a bit, and by somehow I mean pull out his secret stash of ropes and tie her up in many knots that even Zekrom didn't know how to untie. Mew couldn't get out because she couldn't teleport in human form, so she struggled until she saw the plus-side of the spot Rayquaza tied her to. She was near a TV, and she saw her favorite show come on and completely forgot she was in ropes. Raikou, Entei, and Suicune were busy playing a competitive board game, and the others occasionally heard yells and screams from them when one lost. Palkia and Giratina were busy plotting on how to bully their sister, but of course she didn't know that. Meanwhile in the library, which was a room in the corner with soundproof walls and doors, 2 bookshelves with many colorful covers and titles on them, a couple comfy chairs and sofas, Zekrom and Reshiram were busy reading a book together, along with Kyogre, who was trying to find a good book to read, Lugia, who was busy reading rapping books and biographies of rappers, and a new approaching angry Dialga. The soundproof walls worked well for them, and they hadn't heard the commotion outside.

"What's wrong?" Kyogre asked the angry Dialga as she stomped her way in, disrupting the quiet environment of the library.

"Stupid Mew decided it would be fun to eat all her candy in a few hours."

"Ohh, I'll bet I know how that turned out. I don't even have to be there to know all the details. Let's see..." Kyogre thought a moment and analyzed Dialga with deep concentration. "Are you a launching pad?" she asked randomly.

"What?! How did you know? Are you now part psychic type now? Wait no, that's impossible... How did you figure it out?" she asked.

"Pure... Awesome... Outrageous... Wonderful... Magical... GUESSING SKILLS!" Kyogre exclaimed. Dialga and Lugia faceclawed/facewinged.(Lugia has wings, right?)

"Wow..." she said, not because of her pure awesome outrageous wonderful magical guessing skills, but because it was so dumb. "Right... Just... Let me go complete my Sudoku puzzle. Since it's quiet, I bet I'll finish this thing in no time at all!"

One hour later...

"STUPID, DUMB, GOOD FOR NOTHING, UNSOLVABLE PUZZLE!" Dialga yelled. It was Dialga's turn to break the silence, and the others in the library looked at her angrily for disrupting their silence. "Remind me to never do Sudoku puzzles ever again. The makers made them unsolvable!" she said. She pointed to the pile of crumpled up papers on the floor near her. The pile size indicated that there were at least 200 fails in the pile.

"Here, let me see that." said Zekrom. Dialga handed him her sheet that was the closest to being solved and a fresh one. Zekrom looked at it for a moment. "You messed up here," he pointed to a cube, "and here." He pointed to another cube.

"Just solve it for me please. I've had enough of this madness." Dialga replied. Zekrom nodded. 1 minute later, he handed her a completed sheet of the Sudoku puzzle she had been working on for the few hours since the start of the trip. Several moments later, the van came to a stop. Arceus walked into the living area and clapped to get everyone's attention.

"It's lunchtime everyone! I'm going to go get us some food to eat while we go, so please DON'T destroy the van while I'm gone." she announced. It seemed since great minds think alike, the moment she left the van, everyone changed back to their normal form to feel comfortable. Poor Mew was still in ropes, and Rayquaza put her in the spot near the window to warn everyone when Arceus came back.

"This feels so much better than being in human form! I feel so alive!" Lugia shouted while dancing. All of a sudden, the van turned into a stage with flashing lights and a microphone in the middle. Lugia stared in awe and started walking to it. "GIANT MUSICAL NUMBER TI-" he walked into a wall. The stage disappeared and he was back in the van. "Oh. I guess not then."

All of a sudden, Raikou and Suicune started rolling around together, clawing, biting, hissing, and in the process, tore up the whole room. They seemed to be arguing about who won the last card game. Entei watched and didn't bother telling them that he won.

Everyone was stretching and relaxing (except for Suicune and Raikou, who were still wrestling) in their Pokemon form until the door to the van opened. "Everyone, I have Subwa-" she paused. It took her a moment to realize that everything wasn't the way she left it. Sofas were turned upside down, TVs were broken, glass was on the floor, and there were 2 fighting beasts rolling on the floor.

She exploded in rage. "I SAID NOT TO DESTROY THE VAN! OF COURSE YOU GUYS HAD TO NOT LISTEN. WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE?!" she yelled. It took her a moment to calm down while everyone pointed to Raikou and Suicune. The two heard the silence and stopped rolling around, frozen. It took them a moment to realize Arceus was back.

"Damn you, Mew." whispered Raikou. Mew giggled.

"What is the meaning of this, may I ask?" Arceus asked with a hint of rage.

"Uhh... Suicune wouldn't admit defeat in our card game." Raikou said, cowering in fear.

"More like Raikou wouldn't admit that he lost. I won! Ask Entei!" Suicune defended.

"Please don't drag me into this..." Entei thought. "I won, not them. Suicune cheated, and Raikou glanced at our cards every now and then." he said.

"YOU THREE DID THIS BECAUSE OF A CARD GAME?!" Arceus yelled.

"Not me. It was them." Entei defended, pointing to Raikou and Suicune, still on the floor.

"Looks like someone doesn't get Subway today." Arceus said. Many of the others gasped.

"Please don't do this. We're sorry! Can we please have Subway?" Suicune asked. Arceus ignored them and passed out a sub to everyone but Suicune and Raikou. As she was passing out the subs, she realized the huge change in the van.

"Wait, why are you all in Pokemon form?" she asked. Everyone immediately changed back to human form. "I'll ignore it this time, but next time, you will all be tortured by my loyal servant." she said. Everyone nodded.

Once she left, everyone started to munch happily at their sub. It was about 2:00PM, so it was a late lunch. Suicune and Raikou were left to go beg to the others for food, but no one even spared them a crumb. Suicune was starving. She didn't eat that much for breakfast, and now she really regretted it. She used her last resort.

"Author? I'm starving, could you pretty please spare me something to eat?"

"YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ARCEUS."

"I'll be loyal and respectful."

"CONSIDER IT DONE."

A foot long sub appeared in front of Suicune. "Thank you author!" she said, smiling.

"TAKE IT SOMEWHERE QUIET TO EAT, I DON'T WANT THE OTHERS KNOWING I FAVORITE YOU TOO."

"Alright, but what about Raikou?" she asked. "Wait, never mind him, let him starve for cheating."

"YOU CHEATED TOO, I WATCHED YOU."

"Sorry, but I really wanted to win!" she defended while walking to the library. In there she ate her sub and hid the evidence.

Once she came out, Raikou walked up to her. "What have you been doing in there? Reading a book?" he asked.

"Yeah," she replied. She walked past him and saw that everyone had resumed what they had been doing before they ate, so she grabbed some more board games and invited Raikou and Entei.

Most of the legendaries decided it was nap time, so they were all in their beds when Arceus brought back dinner and left it on their tables near their beds. It was about 7PM, so they were hungry, and sure enough, they woke up soon. They found the food, but Arceus didn't do the greatest job.

"See, I'm better than you because I get TWO meals!" Entei boasted to Raikou. Arguments like these were going around the van because Arceus wasn't paying enough attention and left the incorrect number of meals by each bed. Once everyone traded meals so everyone had one, they opened it. Inside was a bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a bottle of sweet tea.

"Yuck! Sweet tea is so gross! Unsweetened tea is the way to go." Rayquaza said in disgust. He threw his bottle of sweet tea at the others, and went to go get some disposable water bottles. Mew happily caught it for the sugar.

When they finished eating, they went back to sleep with full bellies. Just about when everyone fell asleep, the van came to a stop. The stopping of the van was enough to wake up everyone because they had just fallen asleep, and they were not very happy.

"Why did we stop?" questioned Palkia. He looked at the others, and they didn't have an answer for him. "Alright, I'm going to go ask mom." he said. He started to walk to the driver's area, but Arceus opened the door and bumped into him.

"Watch where you're going, Palkia," she said. She turned to the rest of the human legendaries. "I am sorry to say that I have run out of gas. It also seems that we are in the middle of nowhere."

"How do you know that we are in the middle of nowhere?" asked Dialga.

"Look there." Arceus said. She pointed to a window. Many of them looked out that window to see a sign that said, "YOU ARE NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. TURN BACK NOW BEFORE YOU GET EVEN MORE HOPELESSLY LOST THAN YOU ARE NOW."

"Oh," Dialga replied. "Does that mean you're lost?" she asked.

"Maybe," she replied.

"Why don't you have gas? Shouldn't you be able to remember that we need gas?" asked Lugia.

"Yeah... I kinda forgot. Sorry!" she said.

"How are we going to turn back like that sign says if we don't have any gas?" he asked again.

"I don't know! Stop with the questions! It could be worse, like... Uhhh... Maybe being lost without gas with Shaymin?" she asked.

"I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT."

"NO! Author, I didn't mean do it-" she started as Shaymin popped out of a purple vortex in front of them.

"Hi!" she said with an evil grin.

"Oh no. AUTHOR, I HATE YOU!" she screamed.

"TURN OFF CAPS LOCK AND I'LL TAKE AWAY SHAYMIN."

"Fine, it's done. Now please take her away."

"AS YOU WISH."

Shaymin was pulled back into the fourth-dimensional vortex while screaming and kicking.

"So, back on topic. What are we going to do?" asked the goddess. No one gave her any suggestions. "We'll just camp here then. Sound good to you guys?" she asked. By that point, they were all just confused and ready to go with anything.

"Alright. Let's start this camping trip in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!" she yelled. Shaymin appeared in front of her. "Sorry author!" she said in fright. Shaymin disappeared.

Meanwhile in the Hall of Origin...

Everyone was minding their own business, some being very grumpy about the unfairness of the selection of the trips, and some being happy and cheerful, until they heard a noise come out of the new intercom that Zekrom installed before leaving.

"Beep! Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. Alright, how does this thing work? Well, anyways, report to the announcement hall if your name is on the following list. Anyone in the announcement hall right now, GET OUT. Please report to the announcement hall, Mewtwo, Regice, Registeel, Articuno, Virizion, Terrakion, and Keldeo. If you missed that, go ask someone else. Beep!" the intercom announced.

The announcement left many confused, and some scared that they were in trouble, but the ones who were called started going to the main hall.

"I swear, if they are going on a trip, I'm going to murder that author!" Groudon yelled.

"I HEARD MY NAME. AM I NEEDED FOR SOMETHING?"

"No. Go away! Wait, don't go away. Were you the someone who made that announcement?" he asked.

"MAYBE. MAYBE NOT. WHAT ANNOUNCEMENT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ANYWAYS?"

Groudon faceclawed. "Never mind," he replied.

Once everyone that was called for was in the announcement hall, someone revealed themself. A human, clouded in a mysterious aura, was on the stage. She was in the Hall of Origin, out of reach from all humans, yet there was a single human standing in front of them, with the nerve to call them all to a hall too!

"Who are you?" Keldeo asked. Virizion immediately scolded him for being the first to speak. Although that one being stood on the stage, she had a aura of great power that even non-psychics could sense. She was young, about in her early 20s.

"IT'S FINE VIRIZION. I'M QUEENSPELLER67, BUT YOU GUYS CAN CALL ME QUEEN. I'M THE BETA READER OF THIS STORY, AND YOU ALL ARE MY CHOSEN. DO ANY OF YOU HAVE A GUESS AT WHY I CALLED YOU HERE FOR?"

"Are we the backup crew to save the world in case Ho-Oh decides to destroy it?" asked Terrakion.

"QUITE THE OPPOSITE ACTUALLY. WE ARE GOING TO BE THE ONES WHO TORTURE ALL LIVING BEINGS IN THE HALL OF ORIGIN."

"Why?" Articuno asked. "I'm quite peaceful. I never want to torture anyone." she said.

"ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? HAVE YOU REALLY NEVER WANTED TO TORTURE MOLTRES AND ZAPADOS FOR BEING EXTREMELY DUMB, OR EVEN JUST HIT THEM?"

Articuno thought about it for a moment. "Actually, there have been many moments like that..." she paused in thought. "Hehe, I'm starting to see what you're saying here." she finished.

"So how are we going to torture them?" asked Terrakion. He was confused, but he liked the idea of torture.

"I'LL LEAVE THAT TO YOU. HOWEVER, THERE ARE RULES.

"Rules? I hate those! They always ruin parties!" yelled Keldeo.

"Now now Keldeo, you can't have a party without rules or else you would wreck the party with water." Virizion said.

"Fine. So what are they, Ms. Queen?" he asked.

"QUEEN IS FINE. RULE NUMBER ONE IS THAT YOU CANNOT LEAVE ANYONE DEAD. WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE DEAD LEGENDARIES FOR ARCEUS TO REVIVE, OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE TO CONFESS AND EXPLAIN."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"RULE NUMBER TWO IS THAT THERE IS NO SEXUAL HARASSMENT. AS MUCH AS I KNOW THAT ALL OF YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR COUNTERPARTS, I WILL NOT ALLOW IT. KAT AND I ARE TRYING TO KEEP THINGS AT A T RATING."

Everyone nodded in sad agreement.

"LASTLY, RULE NUMBER THREE IS THAT YOU CANNOT TELL ANYONE THAT I'M BEHIND THIS."

"What?! You're asking us to get in trouble and have no one to blame it on?" asked an outraged Regice.

"NO, IF YOU GET CAUGHT, YOUR EXCUSE WILL BE THAT AN EVIL BEING THREATENED YOU TO DO IT OR ELSE THEY WOULD KILL YOU."

"Are you actually going to kill us if we don't do it?" asked Virizion.

"MAYBE."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"NOW EVERYONE HAS TO SWEAR TO FOLLOW THE RULES RIGHT NOW. ONE, TWO, THREE!"

Everyone placed a hand/claw/paw on their hearts and recited, "I swear to follow Queen's rules!"

"GOOD! NOW EVERYONE GO TORTURE!"

Everyone yelled in agreement and headed off in different directions.

The being rubbed her hands together and noticed that Registeel was left behind.

"REGISTEEL, IS THERE A PROBLEM?"

"What about Shaymin?"

"IF I LET SHAYMIN RUN LOOSE, YOU WOULD ALL BE DEAD. THAT REMINDS ME. EVERYONE GET BACK INTO THE HALL!"

All of them hadn't gotten far, anyway.

"We agreed to your rules. What now?" Keldeo asked.

"THREE THINGS: ONE, IF THE PSYCHO HEDGEHOG SHOWS UP-"

"You mean Shaymin?" Keldeo asked tersely.

"Let her finish. Go on Queen," Terrakion said.

"THANK YOU, TERRAKION. ANYWAY, IF SHAYMIN SHOWS UP, LET ME OR KAT KNOW. GOT IT?"

They all said something in agreement.

"TWO, PLEASE DO NOT PISS THE DARK TYPES OFF TOO MUCH."

"Why?" Mewtwo asked, curiously.

"YVETAL HASN'T CAUSED ANY TROUBLE, BUT HE IS ALREADY PISSED OFF."

"What about Darkrai?" Virizion asked.

"..."

"Is she gone?" Regice asked.

"STILL HERE. DARKRAI IS NOTED FOR HIS NIGHTMARE POWERS. I'M SURE THAT NONE OF YOU WANT NIGHTMARES."

Some of the legends muttered to each other, but Mewtwo stepped up before anyone could protest.

"We'll have our boundaries with them. What's the third thing?" he asked.

"IF YOU WANT TO TORTURE THEM IN YOUR HUMAN FORM (HOPEFULLY YOU CAN CONVERT), DO SO!"

They agreed and once again, set off. Articuno flew next to Mewtwo.

"Why did you agree to not piss Darkrai off too much? Don't you like to mess with them?" she asked.

Mewtwo remembers a recent nightmare.

"Let's just say that I've had one nightmare too many and I don't want Darkrai to make it worse," he said, going off to probably find Giovanni to ki- I mean torture him.

Articuno stood there for a while and before the author or Beta could ask, she flew to her room, saying something about Zapdos.

A/N: Hello! Once again, sorry for the long wait, for some reason this chapter took me way longer to write than usual, probably because I got lazy and forgot to write. Thank you for staying with me, and don't forget to do the usual following, favoriting, reviewing, and pointing out the things my beta and I could have missed!
I would also like to thank QUEENSPELLER67 (again) for pointing out all these errors!
Another A/N: If you don't know or remember about the others' appearances that I didn't explain, read Pokemon World Tour by AuraWielder. He explains them in Chapter 5. Vatican City, Arrival!

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