We're both extremely sorry for the delay in an update. Both of us are in school and well, we get caught up in other things! In all honesty though, if you are still reading this fic, thank you for doing so. It means a lot to us (and we're sure it means something to Aura, too) and without further delay, here's the real chapter 6.
(Not in the middle of nowhere; basically, a house in the United States)
A female in her 20s snapped her fingers twice. 'Okay, this ought to work,' she mused.
"Roll call. Just …give me a break as I do this," she said into the PA system. She took a breath before speaking. "Mewtwo, Articuno, Moltres, Zapdos?"
"Here, Legal," Mewtwo said.
"I wasn't plotting anything!" Articuno said.
*Sigh* Since Kit and I are different writers, this is how attention will be gathered. Back to the roll call, Legal pulls out her phone and uses the air horn app specifically in Moltres and Zapdos's rooms.
"We're up," they both said, groggily.
Legal checks the tab and remembers that there are only 5 Legendaries of Johto and all of them were on the trip. So she moved on to Hoenn. "Groudon, Kyogre, Rayquaza, Latias, Latios, Deoxys, Regice, Registeel, Regirock and Jirachi?"
"Uh, Legal?" Rayquaza began, coming behind her, not in disguise.
"Yeah?" she asked, not fazed by Rayquaza's presence.
"Jirachi is sleeping and I thought Latios died in the fifth movie," Rayquaza said.
"I'd be sent up here, anyway," Latios countered, giving a mean look. (1)
"Riight," Legal drawled. "Groudon, Kyogre, Regis?"
"Here," Regice and Registeel said.
"Yes, same with me," Regirock added.
Kyogre is sulking, but Groudon takes the opportunity to reply. "We're both here. Kyogre's just a bit upset."
"Legal, you've got some explaining to do," a mysterious voice said.
Moving on to the Sinnoh region.
"Regigigas, Heatran, Azelf, Mesprit, Uxie, Darkrai, Cresselia, Manaphy and Phione?" she said.
"Here with Regirock," Regigigas bellowed.
"I'm in Entei's room. Did you and Kit know he's got a lava pit?" Heatran said eagerly.
"No," Legal replied. "Just don't make a mess that we have to clean up, alright?"
"Deal!" Heatran said.
"We're here," Azelf spoke. "We're never that far apart."
"Nor are we," Cresselia said. She wasn't joking. Her room was directly across from Darkrai's.
"I'm also here," Darkrai added.
Waters were heard splashing. "Yes, we're both here," Manaphy and Phione said in unison. Legal took a breath, thanking that whoever made the Hall of Origins made a pool that you wouldn't have to worry about cleaning up.
"Why didn't you ask about you-know-who?" Heatran asked.
"I don't think we need to know where Shaymin is, so long as he isn't going to try and make my computer explode."
"Wait, are you doing homework?" Articuno asked.
Yeah. My assignment's a little overdue and I haven't had the chance to set up Office on my laptop.
Next is Unova.
"Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion, Keldeo, Kyurem and Victini?" she rattled.
"We're here in Cobalion's room, Ms. Legal," Keldeo said.
"I'm not too far," Virizion said.
"I'm in Zekrom's room," Kyurem said.
I'm in for it if they took their DNA splicers, aren't I?
"No, I won't be mad. Just bored," Kyurem reassured.
"I'm here and thankfully, I had time to cover myself when you woke up Zapdos and Moltres."
You share a room with Moltres?
"Is that a problem?" Moltres hotly (no pun intended) replied.
"No, no. Just surprised," Legal said.
"Legal, I'm warning you~" the voice taunted.
Last is Kalos.
"Diancie, Xerneas, Yveltal, Zygarde and Volcanion?" she asked. Before anyone could react, a blue light had Legal out of her chair.
Since their introductions weren't properly done, now would be a good time to do them.
Volcanion was a quadruped, primarily maroon in color and looked rather intimidating. Volcanion's upper body seemed to have a ring on it and the face resembled either a cat or a fox.
Meanwhile, the Pokémon that was holding Legal in a Psychic hold was Hoopa in the Confined form.
"Don't!" Legal protested. Hoopa rolled her eyes before placing the ring on Legal's body.
"Don't even try to squirm. That ring is electrified," she said to Legal.
"Hoopa," Darkrai said calmly. "Why do you have a ring on Legal like that?"
"She wasn't planning to do my introduction!" Hoopa said. "Tell them why."
"I was thinking that they've seen the 18th movie," Legal said, trying not to move a muscle.
"So for those of you who haven't seen the eighteenth movie," Cresselia began, choosing her words wisely. "Hoopa bears a striking resemblance to a …genie, I guess and has a ring on one horn and go!"
Mewtwo appeared and freed Legal from Hoopa's ring. "Fine," Hoopa conceded. "Go to Bulbapedia or Google me if you haven't seen the movie. That's not why else I'm here, though."
We're seriously breaking for gen 7?
"Yep!" Hoopa said, putting rings on Mewtwo and Legal.
"Solagaleo, Lunala and Magearna are here, too," Diancie mused.
"Again, just go to Bulbapedia or Google. I'll say the real reason Hoopa trapped me," Legal said.
Hoopa sighed. "Fine. You're lucky I didn't find a Prison Bottle, or else I wouldn't be as generous as I'm being right now," she said releasing Legal and Mewtwo. Both shuddered at that.
"Okay, so in late March I changed my pen name to honor a conversation that a friend and I had. Prior to doing this, Kit contacted me and had me proof his other one-shot. Before that, though, I think Kit was playing Alpha Sapphire and that's why he didn't update this. I really have been trying to organize things and whoever said college is easy needs a good kick in the kidneys," Legal confessed.
"That it?" Darkrai said.
"That's it," Hoopa said.
"I'm no psychic, but here's the answer to the question some of you might be asking yourselves: I don't know how many other chapters I will write. Now, let's see what everyone else is up to, shall we?"
Before anyone could object, at quite the speed, we see Raikou, Giratina and Arceus at the sign for Yellowstone National Park. Everyone else had taken off during Legal's talk.
THIS. ISN'T. HAPPENING. Arceus said.
"No, I would've gotten Darkrai involved if it was," a voice said to the trio.
"Wait a minute," Raikou mused. "Queen, is that you? On Latios?"
The figure wasn't cloaked, but the face had been obscured. "Yeah," she said, taking off her hood.
"Nice robe," Giratina said.
"Where did you get that?" Latios asked.
"Where else do I get things when I mention them in my stories?" Legal replied.
"Vortexes," Arceus said. "An Assassin's Creed robe, though?"
"Never mind that!" Latios said. "We're here for a reason."
"Go on," they all said, causing Legal and Latios to sweat-drop. "Everything's okay as it can be in the Hall of Origins. Kit is in a lower level of school than I am, so long story short, I'm writing this chapter. Also, did Reshiram and Zekrom take the DNA splicers with them?"
"None of us know that one," Giratina said.
"Right then," Legal said slightly dejected before putting on a devious grin that would probably match Hoopa's.
"Oh no," Latios said. He wasn't in human form, but rather his Pokémon form.
"Until I touch base with Kit again, y'all are going on a nationwide tour!" Legal proudly announced.
The four legends stared at Legal like she was from another planet (don't go there) for a good few minutes before Giratina broke the silence. "Did you just say 'y'all'?" he asked.
Legal facepalmed. "Yeah, I did. That a problem?" she said.
"No, not really. Just weird. Then again, so are you," Raikou said.
"Thanks for the compliment. Alright. I just thought I'd let you know," Legal said.
"Wait, you're ending it here?" Arceus asked, but Legal had moved too fast.
THE SPEED OF THE AUTHORESS GIVES ME THIS POWER.
"Nah, I won't end it in the same place. Besides, don't you have reservations to book or something like that?" Legal said.
"Oh yeah. Taxi!" Raikou hollered.
A taxi appeared and the three got in. "Take us to the hotel at this address," Raikou said handing the driver a piece of paper. Once the three made it out of the car, Arceus and Giratina stared at Raikou.
"What?" he asked.
"Where did you get that?" Arceus asked.
"Legal dropped it, so I'm assuming it's for the story. Do you think she's sick?"
"She's a college junior," Latios said in their minds as they shuddered.
A/N: Well, you don't have to worry about spelling errors in this, and no, I don't think I'm sick at this point. I just have a homework assignment that's a bit overdue. Please review if you want another chapter, just no flames. Kit and I would kindly appreciate it. Reviews make us happy!
``Kit and Eagle
Also, I failed to mention this.
Latios cannot learn the move Mean Look, that's just how he was acting. Latios is one of my favorite Legendaries so that's why I chose him as opposed to Latias.
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