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ok, so OMG Svetlana's dad comZ out of no whereZ ands like dammn rippedd and mad r$$$$$ch ands got this sick PIMPCHAIN and was the king of some country and had a real sexy ass accent ands like so ttly on it. And Chrome's like "orgaannszzz". Mukuros all fuck this and dissappears like a whiny bitch cuz Svetlana's dads so friggin GORGEOUZ. (BUUUUT HIBARI IS WAY FOREVERY THE MOST GORGEOUS!111!!!!!!11!!111)
So Svetlana's dad is like "My daughter must marry a Vongola Guardian."
and hibari's like "damn STREIGHT" CUZ sVETLANA IS SO FRIGGIN GOORRHEOUS. Cuz HB (ALL MINE NO TOUCHY) s like the really REALLY HAET guardian, Svetlana's "i WaNt To Be HaPpY". But HB can make chicks freakin dance naked up on him, so no biggie.
Then this lemonade ho with nasty greaZy hair and way gross basketball BoObIeS is like "DIE DIE you are so Off ma Fav Fiv Svetlana!" and svetlana's like, ok.
aight Svetlana and Hibari r TTLY official now. And Hibari's like all "Yo, I'm ttly marrying her" and Yamamoto's like "Legit?" and HB''s like "shut the fuck up" and Yamamotos like "BALLIN!"
svetlana say "don't be so mean" but Hibari gazes into the farthest reaches of her soul and she knows she is his, all his.