Yo LeTs PlAy MaFiA

okkkaay. i likez spelled thiz word wrong in da last chappy. it was lemonade. nywayz it SHOULD have been Adelaide, so get off my friiggin ass you jealous hATERS cuz YOU ttly cannot write as good as MEE33EE. But man, ADELAIDE GETS ON MY NERVes!! she ttly deserved it

ok so the freakishly tall ADELAIDE is like ttly diggin hott and sexxxy Hibari while he was DEVOURinG Svetlana in kisses cuz he luvs her like so so much. so she's like suuuuppperr mad. "Get off ma maaaan you dumassho svetlana" But, like, Svetlana can ttly handle her, ya know.

well, all of a sudden, adelaide get reeeeeaaaallllyyyy scared. the ugerly girl, weightd down by her massive boobage, shrivels in fear of the future. because she knew I WAS AFTER HER! BEING THE AUTHOR ROX!!!!!

"whats that smell?" the most bootyful Svetlana asked.

Yamamoto knows. "yo, gross Adelaide. Now tsuna's mom has to change yur diaper."

"as if whatever get the picture duhhhhh" says adalaide idiodically.

Then adelaide seez a bird. she says "oooo birdy pretty" and trys to get it with her metal fan, cuz her brain is the size of a peenut. so she, like acidentaly hurts it and it falls to the ground and its twitching n stuff and she has like absolutly no compassion for it whatsoever and this really pisses off HB like so much that he stops kissing the luvely princess svetlana. he like grabs fatalaide's ankle and flings her into a giant boiling pot of elephant diarrhea.

So adelaide decides to think, but cuz she's adelaide, it diint go off too well.

She hatched a plan, a plan to STEALL HIBARI FROM SVETLANA (SHUUUUNNN SHUN) but she had flames in her eyes and nuthing could stop her. She decides to challenge Svetlana to a BIIIITCH FIGHT and ttly embarress her, only she ttly wouldn't.

First, She flashes her invisble thong hoping to gain allies. Then she applies more gel to her ghetto ass ponytail.

Then, she almosted shouted "MA MILKSHAX BRING ALL THA BOYZ TO THE YARD, DAMRIGHT THEEIR BETTA THAN YOURS" and flail her chest like a dying fish.

BUT She was all of a sudden forced to kiss that wierd fat scientist giovanni from the future (thanks lambo yur not a Useless stupid cow] AND COULDNT FLAME ME, I MEAN SVETLANA.

eewwwwww pooor giovanni. He'll need shamal l8r.

"THUNDER THIGHS!" yells Tsuna.

"CONDOM TIGHTS!" yells gokudera.

"Are your eyebrows drawn on?" says svetlana.

"HOOCHIE-MAMA" yells yamamoto.

"MARY-SUE!" yells Reborn

"ANNA NICOLE SMITH!" Ryohei yells.

And all of a sudden, there is a hissing sound. her lady lumpz deflate and shrivel up like old dry prunes... auuugghghh too bad adelaide.

Maybe next time.

heheheheheheheh.

None of the guardians have any shirts on and are all attracted to Svetlana. Thank goodness Hibari is protecting her while they make continuous eye contact. There hair blows in the wind and He wants her now more than fucken ever.